[My upcoming novel, I Somehow Became the Fourth Calamity [Infinite], is open for follows. Please add it to your reading list!]
[My good friend Gu Chu's new novel, The Medieval Correction Plan [Infinite], is out. Go check it out!]
Cheng Xiang has no hobbies other than playing browser games.
She'll play anything, from collections of Flash mini-games to the trashy pop-up games that appear in her browser.
One day, while surfing the web, Cheng Xiang is blinded by a fluorescent green ad:
[The Ultimate Browser Game That Makes Men Cry and Women Lose It. If You Don't Play, You're Not Human!]
Curious, Cheng Xiang clicks it, only to find herself in a virtual game lobby the next second.
"Congratulations, lucky player! The System has detected that you've played 9,999 browser games. You've earned a spot in the qualifying round for [God of Browser Games]!"
Cheng Xiang's eyes go dark: You can keep that kind of luck!
Playing might not win her a prize, but not playing will get her killed. With no other choice, Cheng Xiang begins her journey through browser games.
[Kingdom of F*ck]: Dear little F*ck, collect F*ckmon with your precious balls and fight alongside them!
[Prank the Boss]: If you want to clock out early, you'll have to get rid of your boss first.
[The Airhead Girl's Growth Plan 1.0]: Sweet little airhead, carefully plan your daily classes and schedule to achieve the perfect ending!
[The Young Delinquent's Wardrobe]: Qiangzi has a date, but he's worried about making a good impression on his girlfriend. Come help him put together an outfit!
[Greedy Green Hat]: Our new server is now open! Register to get the legendary Supreme Green Hat. If we're brothers, we'll wear it together!
[Beat Up the Old Coot]: You're old and shameless, and still trying to wriggle out of it? Punch the old man and thrash the old lady!
[Forest Yin-Yang People]: The Yin and Yang people have different skills. Take control of both bodies and work together to clear the level!
Cheng Xiang: Get lost! You're the yin-yang person!
[The order of the games in the main story may change depending on inspiration.]
Upcoming novel, I Somehow Became the Fourth Calamity [Infinite]:
The latest full-dive game headset that Xie Chanfei ordered has arrived!
She has no idea that, the moment she happily puts on the headset, the supernatural suddenly descends upon Blue Star, and everyone is dragged into a terrifying Infinite world.
By a stroke of luck, Xie Chanfei exploits a major bug in the Infinite world and becomes a "game player," complete with a game interface and the ability to revive.
So while everyone else struggles to survive in the Infinite world, Xie Chanfei, who thinks she's just playing a game, starts causing chaos:
Loot every last thing in a haunted house and gather supplies √
Replay the same instance ten times just to unlock a new achievement √
Clear a level by sliding headfirst into an axe and splitting herself in two √
Switch the game to its child-friendly mode and relive a beautiful childhood √
Make her face look like a ghost's dad, then revive on the spot after dying and turn into its great-grandma √
Farm in a wild graveyard on the outskirts, eat the ghosts' offerings, then use their remains as fishing bait √
Spend money in the shop to buy an NPC outfit, then, the instant a male ghost crawls out of a well, turn his Republican-era Zhongshan suit, labeled [Republican-Era Memories], into a swimsuit set labeled [Cool Summer] √
On the day she escapes Blue Star, the supernatural still can't figure out how it went from coming to play to being the one played.
[Bonus Scenes]
Xie Chanfei runs wild, while the ghosts can only suffer in silence.
Plucked ghost 1: Sob, Mom! Your son is no good! The bandit took everything in the house. There isn't even a scrap of trash left!
Repeatedly farmed ghost 2: Ten times! She farmed me ten whole times! Do you know what I've been through all this time?
Ghost 3, who watched Xie Chanfei split herself in two: Aaaaaah! That's terrifying! She suddenly split in half!
Ghost 4, forced into child-friendly mode: Dear little darling, perk up those little ears and listen carefully to the nursery rhyme your big sister is about to sing~ (A wholesome nursery rhyme)
Ghost 5, driven mad by the face-customization feature, dazed: I think I saw Great-Grandma...
Xie Chanfei, innocently: This game is weirdly realistic!
Theme: Getting addicted to games is no good.
Good guy, if a guy born with facial paralysis is born, he will be a winner in life.
Nurse: Doctor, this child is born not to laugh. (Reading)
Doctor: Yes, he is really the right son of Facial Paralysis City. From now on, he will be the prince of Facial Paralysis City. (Reading)
Nurse: That's great. Facial Paralysis City will definitely make the whole world become facial paralysis under the leadership of Prince Leng. He is a miracle of the gods.
Prince Leng (momo sheds tears) (∠Leng Prince, re-sheng le, re-rise to , this ci1 must win de1 comfortable
How did Bao suddenly solve v? What happened?
Baobao, are you okay? Are you encountering any problems now?
Baozi——(Erkang's hand) How did you solve v (Crying cat head)
I solved v. Bao Bao T T I hope everything is well with Bao Bao
Hey, Baozijie v is no longer updated.
What's the current situation? Everyone, Baozi hasn't appeared for a long time555
Happy New Year! Waiting for you to come back!
Fort! Fort! (Distorted) (screaming) (crying)
When will you come back55
Wow, I almost forgot all about it. I want to fort [crying]
Good guy, if a guy born with facial paralysis is born, he will be a winner in life. Nurse: Doctor, this child is born not to laugh. (Reading) Doctor: Yes, he is really the right son of Facial Paralysis City. From now on, he will be the prince of Facial Paralysis City. (Reading) Nurse: That's great. Facial Paralysis City will definitely make the whole world become facial paralysis under the leadership of Prince Leng. He is a miracle of the gods. Prince Leng (momo sheds tears) (∠Leng Prince, re-sheng le, re-rise to , this ci1 must win de1 comfortable
How did Bao suddenly solve v? What happened?
Baobao, are you okay? Are you encountering any problems now?
Baozi——(Erkang's hand) How did you solve v (Crying cat head)
I solved v. Bao Bao T T I hope everything is well with Bao Bao
Hey, Baozijie v is no longer updated.
What's the current situation? Everyone, Baozi hasn't appeared for a long time555
Happy New Year! Waiting for you to come back!
Fort! Fort! (Distorted) (screaming) (crying) When will you come back55
Wow, I almost forgot all about it. I want to fort [crying]