The Straight Man's Cool Roommate Is a Squeamish Person

[Irritated straight male and innocent junior brother x coquettish and seductive senior brother] ☆Advance collection of "Captain Sick Beauty's Guide to Coughing Blood", "What to Do if Your Ex Turns into a Husky" and "Raising a Sick Beauty's Sweet Horse to a Crooked Queen" are at the bottom ↓, click on the column to see ——+Copywriting of this article+—— Xu Shuche, a second-year graduate student in the English Department of University B, is delicate and pretty, and has broken up with countless straight men. She is a famous flower of the high mountains, but no one knows that he will have a sweet love in the game, and use a voice changer to act like a baby in the wheat, asking for a kiss and a hug. Jian Yixun, a graduate student in the Physics Department of University B, is a straight man. He is extremely homophobic and has a bad temper because of being harassed several times. He hates delicate and beautiful boys the most. He bluntly said that "men are sick when they fall in love with men." The two were assigned to the first research group. When they met for the first time, Jian Yixun made Xu Shuche cry with anger, and it took him a long time to coax him. They were the types of people who disliked each other the most. Everyone was waiting to see where Jian Yixun would let Xu Shuche go, but they found that this straight man with a bad temper was only gentle to Xu Shuche and did everything a boyfriend would do. Xu Shuche said he wanted to eat Internet celebrity cakes, so he ran several kilometers and lined up in a long line to buy it for him. Xu Shuche stayed up late at night, so he couldn't stop talking on the phone and connected the microphone to coax him to sleep. "It's raining today, I'll pick you up downstairs." "You have a bad stomach. I'll make soup with my own hands and bring it to you." The two were inseparable. They lived in the same dormitory after class together, and their relationship became closer and closer. The whole school went crazy, saying that Jian Yixun must have been smitten by Xu Shuche. However, Xu Shuche always emphasized that they were just friends and told Jian Yixun that he already had an online dating partner. Unexpectedly, Jian Yixun's face turned cold as soon as he finished speaking, and his eyes were full of jealousy. *** Later, Xu Shuche was pushed to the table by Jian Yixun, and the ends of his usually cold eyes were covered with a thin red color in anger. "No online dating, I'm afraid you will be cheated." Jian Yixun secretly declared his sovereignty. Xu Shuche lowered his head: "But I only like boys. They are the kind of people you hate the most." Jian Yixun was silent for a moment and gritted his teeth: "If you want to like boys, why do you like others but not me?" "Senior brother, am I not usually nice to you?" "Is your online dating partner better, or am I?" Tips: 1.1V1, I have a fake ex-boyfriend, I can't attack 2. Qing Yuan and Gong are the same person. Xiao Xu believes that "Qing Yuan" does not involve the third dimension. This is what we have agreed upon. There is no such thing as playing with other people's feelings. 3. In the new era, innocent men only attack the recipient, and attack the recipient with huge thick arrows. There is no humiliation and secret love plot. 4. The background of Yimeng Jianghu, the settings have been changed, but you can watch it even if you haven't played it before. 5. I write this to Di Bao, who has been with me for three years of my youth. I wish Di Bao better and better. Written to a certain outdated Internet celebrity Shiheyuan, I wish you all a happy life in the game and a wonderful life outside the game ovo ——+Advance copywriting+—— ★Sick Beauty Captain's guide to coughing up blood From the youth training camp to the FGS starting lineup, Shang Tingchao and Song Liang have played together for almost four years. He spent the next day and night accompanying Song Liang to resume training, and his health was deteriorating. However, FGS missed the playoffs this season. Under heavy pressure, Shang Tingchao coughed up blood and fainted at the stadium. When he woke up, he learned about Song Liang's transfer. The training matches were becoming more and more perfunctory, the numbers of other clubs were contacted on his mobile phone, and even when he was hospitalized this time, Song Liang didn't come to see him. In fact, there were traces of everything. When he returned to the base, Song Liang was playing in a duo queue with others. Faced with Shang Tingchao's question, he mocked: "The agreement to win the championship together? Are you serious about coaxing me?" "If you can't win the championship, you will change your teammates. Are you worthy of playing professionally?" Shang Tingchao was so angry that his eyesight turned black. Just when he was about to slap him, the doorbell of the base gate was rang. The boy with white hair stood at the door, glanced at Song Liang coldly, and looked at Shang Tingchao: "Shang Tingchao, I am Lu Zhou, the newly purchased jungler from FGS. I am here to help you win the championship." *** FGS was reorganized and reorganized in the new season. No one was optimistic about them at first, but unexpectedly, this new team made great progress, defeated the old team led by Song Liang, and won the championship. At the celebration banquet, Song Liang shamelessly went to FMVP supporter Ting Chao to seek peace, but was stopped by Lu Zhou. Song Liang became angry: "Why do you stop me? I'm his old teammate..." Before he finished speaking, a cup of Coke was poured on his head. Lu Zhou narrowed his eyes: "You, the loser who was killed five times by me in the finals, are you saying that he is not worthy of playing professionally?" Seeing the embarrassment and fear on Song Liang's face, he smiled even more happily: "You are an old teammate and I am your new lover. Do you think I have the right to stop you?" *** During the interview session of the finals, the host asked: "Player Lu Zhou, do you know that the anniversary of your KPL debut is the birthday of player Shang Tingchao?" The corners of Lu Zhou's lips curled up slightly: "I knew it earlier." More than that, I knew it earlier. This was the day when he could intersect with Shang Tingchao's life after careful selection. —————— ★What to do if your ex turns into a husky Yu Xi was with Min Jiaxu when he had nothing. The two started from scratch and survived the most difficult days, but they did not survive the seven-year itch. After discovering that Min Jiaxu was hiding a secret from her, Yu Xi broke up with her on the anniversary day, but the day after the breakup, she picked up a husky at the door. The husky has a pure bloodline and a pair of blue and black mandarin duck eyes, which successfully captured the heart of Yan Kong Yuxi, so she lived in his house. Other huskies do parkour indoors every day and demolish the house. Yu Xi's Husky stayed calm and watched the financial news at night. Another husky will grab the sofa and chew on the chairs and eat everything. Yu Xi's husky is extremely picky and only eats medium-rare steaks. Other huskies are fond of tormenting their owners in various ways. Yu Xi's husky only torments all kinds of handsome guys who come to the house as guests. One day, Yu Xi came out of the shower with only a bath towel around her body. When she saw the dog lying on the sofa watching economic news, it scratched the ground and raised its paws to cover its eyes. Yu Xi moved the dog's paw away: "Don't you think you are too human?" The dog looked away, turned around and pointed his butt towards him, purring. Yu Xi turned his dog face back expressionlessly: "You are a shy dog but a hammer?" *** The overbearing CEO Min Jiaxu broke up with his ex in a high-profile manner and organized a bachelor party in the evening, beating gongs and drums to let the whole world know that he was single. At the bachelor's party, he was drunk and started talking nonsense. He slapped the table and said, "If I still have any thoughts about Yu Xi, I'm a dog!" When he woke up with a hangover the next day, Min Jiaxu collapsed. He actually turned into a dog! ! ! —————— ★Raise a crooked queen from a sick beauty When Zhou Song was eight years old, he picked up a sick child named Jiang Jiuan in a village in the city and raised him for twenty years. After growing up, the sickly child became a psychology teacher in a college. With his beautiful peach blossom eyes, he showed mercy and flirted with women everywhere. Zhou Song inherited his father's legacy, was admitted to the police academy, and became the criminal police captain of the Lucheng City Bureau. He was selfless and told the truth. The two had very different personalities. Zhou Song didn't like Jiang Jiu'an's attitude towards life. They had an earth-shattering quarrel when they met, completely losing the closeness they had when they were children. Just when Zhou Song thought that his fate with Jiang Jiu'an would end at the monthly family dinner, he unexpectedly ran into him at a crime scene on a rainy night. The beautiful sick beauty Zhu Ma was the only witness. Her face was pale, her peach eyes were full of fear, and her long white hands were holding the glass tightly, like porcelain that could break at any time. Jiang Jiu'an gently tugged on Zhou Song's clothes and whispered: "Brother, I'm so scared." *** Because of a murder case, Zhou Song and Jiang Jiu'an became grasshoppers on a rope. As the relationship between the two slowly repaired, Zhou Song discovered that this sweetheart seemed to have countless secrets, and was not as dandy as he appeared. Jiang Jiu'an seems to be proficient in criminal psychology and has meticulous logic. He will always give Zhou Song hints when his ideas reach a dead end. Just when Zhou Song was shocked to realize that he began to rely on Jiang Jiu'an's help, Jiang Jiu'an suddenly left without saying goodbye, without leaving even a single word. When they met again, there was a blazing fire behind Jiang Jiu'an, his usually smiling peach blossom eyes were bloodshot, tears fell from his cheeks, and he raised the gun in his hand towards Zhou Song. The moment the bullet screamed through the air, he saw Jiang Jiu'an move his lips, as if he was whispering - "Brother, I'm sorry." "I love you." Mission: Treat people with integrity and do things with integrity