The First Princess Disease in the National Service

[Straight-talking jungler attacks Princess [I really want to write about e-sports, so I'll cut off some leg meat to eat] Cheng Youtang, a top-notch singer, was born in a bloody world. Those who love him call him precious, sweetheart and little princess. Those who hate him say he is coquettish and has a princess syndrome. He recently accepted the endorsement of KPL e-sports mobile phone and officially announced that he will participate in the variety show "Fight to the Top", but he has never even played the game and was ridiculed by black fans and trending. The agent used his connections overnight to contact a player from a wealthy KPL team to give Cheng Youtang one-on-one tutoring on his gaming skills. Yan Jin, a six-time KPL jungler, can slap any dog ​​that passes by when he is in a bad mood. The first time he met Cheng Youtang, he mocked him unabashedly: "It's great to play games with you. You can go to jail without breaking the law." Cheng Youtang endured him for three hours, cried "Wow", and scolded him with tears and convulsions: "I don't want your teaching anymore!!" Yan Jin, the troll, has never seen such a fragile person. He lowered his head and apologized for the first time in eighteen years: "... I was wrong, princess, why don't you scold me back?" *** Cheng Youtang opened a small account and practiced hard, and was pulled into the fifth row team by a friend. The jungler in the team killed seven in and seven out in the crowd. Just as he was about to push the crystal, he heard someone in the wheat making a "" sound—— The soft assistant named "Orange Candy Ovo" opened his mouth and said with a bit of aggrieved cry: "It hurts. Why did the blue buff hit me?" The jungler's hand shook and he was single-killed by the enemy Quan Shui. *** Cheng Youtang found a CP in the game. He regards CP as a tool to get high points, and he will give blue to blue or red to red. He will accompany him to practice heroes at three o'clock in the morning, and he has never said that he is not good. He acted coquettishly to his CP: "My husband is laughing at me again." CP smiled slightly: "Well, I killed them all." He complained to his CP: "Husband, you are ten thousand times better than that bitch named Yan Jin!" CP smiled slightly: "Hmm... Huh?" In the end, Cheng Youtang kicked the cp mercilessly and happily went to record the show. *** After the variety show started, everyone was looking forward to Cheng Youtang being scolded by Yan Jin, but after watching the next episode of the show, his pupils were shaking—— Yan Jin, who was fearless, lowered his eyebrows and followed Cheng Youtang smoothly, coaxing people to feel comfortable. And where the audience couldn't see, he trapped Cheng Youtang in a corner and said in a dangerous tone: "Brother, when I asked for the blue buff last time, I called me husband. Why are you pretending not to know me now?" "Did you just tell them that your online date who taught you how to play games is dead?" Intention: Self-reliance, self-improvement in life