[Coming Soon: Princess, Please Add "After the Female Lead Goes Mad"]
Blurb
Shu Yuyu, a champion at doing nothing, transmigrated into the world of an angst novel.
When she learned the truth, the champion layabout could only exclaim, "Well, would you look at that! Other people transmigrate into a den of scumbag men, but what kind of den did I fall into...?"
With nothing to her name, Shu Yuyu inherited an ordinary little restaurant. Just thinking about getting up before the roosters every day made her brain feel exhausted, so she sold off everything in the restaurant and used the money to open a mahjong parlor, where she could lounge around and collect a little cash.
Just as she was planning to enjoy an early retirement...
She was forced to bind herself to a System from Jinjiang Literature City. She couldn't read books for the life of her, but the System was a gossip-loving chatterbox.
Before long, the two of them, with nothing better to do, hit it off, munching on melon seeds and gossiping together.
[So the delivery girl is called Chen Yao. If she knew she was the real heiress, switched at birth by the nanny, and that the rich young master who bullied her every day was the nanny's own son, and that the two of them had already secretly recognized each other, while also putting the house in the fake heir's name without telling her... The nanny has always known the fake heir bullied her, but keeps telling Chen Yao to be more magnanimous. No man likes a petty woman, and she'll never find a husband that way.]
The female leads: "...?" The delivery girl? Isn't that the person right beside us...?
Chen Yao: "!!!" What on earth is going on?!
[What the hell is wrong with that scumbag Gu Tingfei? To save his white moonlight's company, he wants to sell his fiancee, Jiang Jia'en, to a crazy villain for a whole day and night. Damn it, I want to call the police. He's trafficking a woman and still thinks he's being so devoted. Ew!]
Jiang Jia'en, playing mahjong while sucking on a lollipop: "??"
The angst-novel heroines... Run for your lives! (holds up sign)
[That gold-digging husband is so vicious and calculating! Ran Qing risked her life to pressure her parents into accepting your relationship, and you can't even be bothered to improve yourself. Instead, you actually stole anesthetic, planning to slowly poison Ran Qing to death so you could inherit everything!]
Ran Qing, on her way to a prenatal checkup after finishing a game of mahjong: "??"
The angst-novel heroines: "...Why is there so much gossip at this mahjong parlor?"
We feel sorry for them, but we'll be back!
One day, Shu Yuyu received a silk banner that read: "A living Hua Tuo, saving lives and healing the wounded."
"..." Wait, mahjong can cure illnesses too?
One day, Shu Yuyu's payment notification said: "Alipay received 58 million yuan."
"..." Help! Who added that many zeroes to their payment? I hope they aren't drunk.
Shu Yuyu barely did a thing to run her Layabout Mahjong Parlor, yet somehow it became a viral hotspot.
A local food-and-travel influencer randomly interviewed a rich beauty. The woman smiled and said, "We're all gathered here because of our dear friend Shu Yuyu."
Netizen 1: Shu Yuyu must have some powerful connections. She's friends with all those rich beauties.
Netizen 2: Yuyu, I'm one of your dear friends lost out in the world, too!
At that moment, someone was being questioned by the bank about the source of their enormous funds: "...?"
Assistant: "CEO, your wife withdrew 30 million today and took it to the mahjong parlor."
CEO: "Did she finally admit she was wrong?"
Assistant: "No, she took the 30 million to hear gossip about you and your ex."
CEO: "Who had the nerve?!"
Some fish (counting money): Seven words made the CEO's wife spend 30 million on me.
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Theme: Loving yourself is the beginning of happiness
I don't know which TV station has a host. It's really fucking disgusting. The girl was also abducted and gave birth to a child, and the host forced her to give birth to her. This kind of pretense of being nice is like a fucking beast. She can't help but use foul language. Children who commit crimes are born with original sin.
It's so disgusting. I really wish that some metaphysical literature could let this disgusting couple experience the life of being beaten, raped, forced to have children, and locked in a pig pen.
Fu's parents deserve to die, do they really love their daughter? They didn't protect her well before, and now they find her and hurt her, allowing their son to disgust their daughter. Do they really love her?
It's hard to persuade a ghost looking for death with good words
Lin Siqiong is really capable of touching herself
I'm so angry, I feel like I should tell these two troublesome things to get out of here.
I immediately tied it in one breath. This article was added to my "sister selection" favorites. It's really great. I hope to get rid of those low-life men quickly. It's so cool! Crazy literature is awesome!
Why do you feel proud of forcing a scumbag to sleep with you?
It's hard to imagine that someone so powerful and powerful would have no brains to quickly resolve the incident.
Princess, please collect the pre-released article ["The heroine got mad"] Introduction: Jiang Suisui dressed up as the heroine in an ancient sadistic novel. She was born in a family that favors sons over daughters. She is sensible, considerate, and has excellent grades, but she only deserves the leftovers from her younger brother. She worked the most and ate the least, and was forced to drop out of school and work to earn money to buy a house for her younger brother and save money for a wife... She was also scolded by the onlookers as a dumpling who "sorrows her misfortune and is angry but refuses to fight", and was disliked and avoided by all the families with sons. From the age of sixteen, she would be introduced to old bachelors for blind dates, and the one with the highest price would win. She will spend the rest of her life with a pauper and have a bunch of paupers. She had to watch her younger brother become a big boss with her betrothal gift, and have a son with a rich and beautiful woman who was doted on by thousands of people. Her husband's family used her as a childbearing tool until she gave birth to a son. She had to cook and do laundry every day. Her husband went out for prostitution and gambling all day long, and even disliked her for not going out to work. Jiang Suisui:?? Are you going to live a good life just by stepping on her? Die to my sister! When it was time to register for Jiang Suisui in her first year of high school, her cruel parents hid her household registration book. One of them was a celebrity, and the other was a villain and told her to stop studying and go work to earn money to support the family. "What's the use of reading so many books for a girl like you?" Make money for your family as soon as possible, get married early and help your brother get some gifts to get a wife. " Jiang Suisui kicked his stinky brother who was playing marbles, snatched the meat bun in front of him and took a bite. He picked up the scissors on the table, picked him up, and let out a loud scream. He seemed to be in a bad mood, "If you don't let me study, believe it or not, my labor will cut him off. It's none of my business to marry your mother. You know, you have to raise me well after I was born!" " He threw away his scared younger brother and chased his father who was pretending to be dead with a kitchen knife, "Let your macho man hide behind my mother, and I will destroy you today." " Finally entering high school, Jiang Suisui was bullied because she had good grades and was beautiful. They blocked her in the toilet, both male and female: "The little bitch gets all worked up on Teacher Qin every day. She doesn't even give me a copy of her homework, she just wants to compete for the limelight, right... She took off all Jiang Suisui's clothes and took pictures to make her horny enough!" " Jiang Suisui raised his hand and threw the bully over his shoulder, pushing the bully's head into the squatting hole before he was rushed, "Look at how powerful you are. You just ignore me all day long and study, and you think I'm a sick cat. That's alright!" I'll let you eat as much as you want today. Shoot, don't you like making art films? Why don't you take pictures? " When she was sixteen, her family arranged a blind date. The thirty-year-old bachelor thought her butt was too small and it was difficult for her to have children: "I still like people with big butts. " Jiang Suisui: "A small butt can still be used as a butt pad, but if this man was small, he would be really hopeless. " Bachelor's mother: "Hey, you girl, why don't you have a clean mouth? " Jiang Suisui: "It's a hundred times cleaner than the broken mouth you haven't brushed for more than ten years. " Bachelor's father: "Whose little beast is this? He's no big or small. How can he talk to adults? " Jiang Suisui: "Old Bideng, you also know that I am young, so why did you bring your ugly son to a blind date with me? You are pure beasts. If you continue to push me, be careful, I am mentally ill. I will chop your whole family to death with a kitchen knife and destroy your whole family." " The heroine has become more energetic since she got mad. She will fuck anyone who messes with her! The only son of the Lu family, the richest man in City A, transferred to Qianxue High School. On the first day of transfer, the school announced that he had a heart disease. The purpose was to give him special care and act like a Lu family. It was rumored that his parents were divorced and were busy with their own lives and had no time to take care of him, so they sent him to his uncle's house who was acrimonious and said: "You usually have so much pocket money, why don't you just give it to your brother? What's the point of saving it? You can't use it anyway." " Lu Qi smiled warmly and said, "Okay uncle. " Lu Qi, who just wanted to survive after being given money, was beaten to death by her uncle's son. The sickly and beautiful Rose boy was bullied every day. The uncle's son counted the money stained with blood and said with an evil smile: "What is the use of your parents earning so much money? You still live like a dog! " Lu Qi held her heart in pain, unable to speak due to the pain. "I think you look like a dog! "A clear girl fell down. Before the uncle's son had time to see who it was, he was kicked to the ground and the money in his hand was robbed. "Little beast, how rubbish do you have to bully patients who can't resist?" " Lu Qi stared at Jiang Suisui who jumped over the wall. She went crazy. She picked up the ax in the corner and rushed forward regardless. She saved Lu Qi. The young man's heart and life wanted to be placed in her hands. But Lu Qi discovered that she had someone she liked. I don't know since when, Jiang Suisui has always been accompanied by a beautiful young man, who buys her water and food, and always buys her beautiful clothes and skirts. Loving people is like growing flowers. Lu Qi's friend couldn't help but say: "Aren't you afraid that the whole school will say that you like Jiang Suisui, brother. " Lu Qi: "Don't be afraid, liking Suisui is a very happy thing. " [The male protagonist is a very good person] [The heroine doesn't want to be elegant]