[Western Crossover] Who Actually Takes Base-Building Seriously?

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When Cassis wakes up, he finds himself inside the save file for First People's Hospital of New York City, the hospital he built in the game Hospital Simulator.

Good news: He's a billionaire, ranked near the top of the Forbes Rich List.

Bad news: This place looks more like a money-laundering operation than a hospital.

Cassis: ...Thanks. I feel like I'm about to be thrown in jail. Hope the prison food is decent.

But to his complete surprise, the game comes with a patch, and the corrupt, inhumane First People's Hospital of New York City runs smoothly.

Looks like there's no turning back now.

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One day, Tony Stark, a New York billionaire, collapses after staying up too late and is taken to the highly praised First People's Hospital of New York City for treatment.

Seven days later, he is discharged successfully. Not one of his ailments has improved, and his personal assets are down by a billion dollars.

One day, the pride of America, Captain America, goes to the highly praised First People's Hospital of New York City for treatment after injuring his left hand in battle.

Seven days later, he is discharged successfully, on the verge of death from blood loss, and S.H.I.E.L.D.'s assets are down by a billion dollars.

One day, Gotham's sweetheart, Bruce Wayne, visits the highly praised First People's Hospital of New York City for an examination after being mugged.

Seven days later, he is discharged successfully, having arrived on his own two feet and left on a stretcher, with a billion dollars missing from his personal account.

All three click the report button at the same time.

Three seconds later, their reports are deleted, and the cops show up to drag them away.

The three of them: ...?

#The protagonist is human scum. Consider bringing a lamppost.

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