[Qing Transmigration] The Diamond Bachelor

Wang Xiaowu grew up without a father. His mother, Wang, told him he had a coldhearted deadbeat dad who had abandoned him. Wang Xiaowu thought for a moment. "Mom, I want to go find my dad!" Wang: "You're not allowed to look for him!" Wang Xiaowu cried out with all his might: "Mom, don't you get it? I'm after all the child support he should have paid over all these years but never did!" Wang: "Go on, son! Remember, empty his pockets and don't leave him a single cent!" Everyone: "Your Majesty, do you still remember Xia Yuhua by Daming Lake?!" (Ahem.) The Scumbag Dragon: "I do remember Wang Dajiao behind the chastity archway..." A lifelong nightmare, that's what! Wang: "That's right. Back then, I got carried away, pounced on a rich merchant from the capital who called himself Master Huang, and got pregnant by him. So what?" A little bonus scene: Emperor Qianlong said ominously, "Xiaowu, this won't do. You're a little too carefree." Wang Xiaowu: "How can I help being a wild weed that grows freely, without a care in the world, as far as the eye can see?" Wang Xiaowu: "You saw how good-looking I am and now you want to get rid of me?" Wang Xiaowu will never give in! A fun story about a bastard son thriving in the Scumbag Dragon's harem and stirring up trouble whenever he can! Going VIP on October 7. Thanks for all your support, cuties! Please follow my upcoming story, "[Grandet] The Maid's Path to Turning Everything Upside Down": Old Grandet: "Eugenie, my daughter! Look at all these boxes and storerooms full of gold coins. They're the fruits of your father's hard work over all these years, selling wine and making barrels!" Nanon: "What nonsense. He lent money at usurious rates in Paris and drove at least two hundred families into ruin through fraud." Nanon: "Predatory lending. At least ten years in prison, and you'll never get out." Old Grandet: "Nanon! Quick, the neighbor's pig is sneaking in to eat our fruit! Chase that shameless pig out!" Nanon: "It's eating the rotten fruit that's fallen under the tree." Nanon: "Master, would you feel cheated if you farted and it didn't stick four ounces of dirt to the ground?" Old Grandet surveyed his estate. "Nanon!" Nanon: "Miss, look. Master must have eaten too much salt again. He's shedding hair everywhere." After transmigrating into a maid in the Grandet household, Nanon thinks she can actually make a decent life here. Nanon: "Master, honestly, you can't pinch pennies and expect money to appear." Through a series of clever moves, Nanon successfully became...a major breeder of guinea pigs and the queen of candied-fruit production. With one hand, she introduced lean-meat pigs. With the other, she combined Cantonese preserved plums with French candied fruit, greatly enriching the dining tables of the French people. On top of that, she took an active interest in charity, funded education, and participated in European food cooperation projects, donating more than 35 million francs to society in total...more than Grandet had amassed in his entire life. Going from maid to France's leading food supplier was quite a turnaround. See the author's page for details. Please follow! Theme: Be self-reliant, persevere, and keep moving forward