Si Zhili had just received the Best Newcomer Award when he transmigrated into a book, becoming a punk-looking, troublemaking supporting male character in a scum-top, pathetic-bottom novel.
As a straight man, Si Zhili naturally stayed away from that mess. He even got himself a girlfriend.
His girlfriend was gentle and fulfilled almost all his fantasies. The only odd thing was how she kept asking him to send explicit photos and calling him "wife"...
But that wasn't important. Before long, he was completely lost in it.
The protagonist was strange too, sticking to him all day and getting way too intimate with him on set.
His relationship with his girlfriend was growing closer by the day when he accidentally discovered that the person he thought was his girlfriend wasn't his girlfriend at all.
It was his buddy.
Si Zhili, who prided himself on being as straight as they came, suffered a complete mental breakdown on the spot.
Later, when the protagonist asked him out, he immediately blushed, took Si Zhili's hand, and touched his waist.
Refusing to believe it, Si Zhili bombarded him with messages until the other guy's phone kept chiming.
Si Zhili shouted in despair, "You bastard, give me back my chastity!"
He remembered the dirty things he'd said, the cat ears he'd worn, all those cries of "husband," all the times they'd helped each other out, and all the shameful, chaotic stuff. He broke down in tears, mortified.
The other guy, meanwhile, looked aggrieved, his eyes brimming with tears.
"You confessed to me first and turned me gay. Just last night, you said you wanted to hold me while we slept... Forget it. You don't have to take responsibility. I'm used to being abandoned..."
He lowered his head dejectedly, his shoulders trembling.
Si Zhili: ???
Beautiful straight bottom x sly, black-bellied top
Theme: Don't give up hope, even when everything around you is dark.
Madam, at a young age, you have the talent to know the world and the wisdom to stabilize the country. The ancients said that a sleeping dragon and a phoenix can unite and stabilize the world. Now, God bless us in Greater China. In the past 5000 years of vicissitudes of the sea, there was a thunder on the ground, flying sand and rocks, dancing in the sky. In the haze, I saw a golden-armored god standing tall between heaven and earth. This man is a hero. Holding two axes, his eyes are like lightning. When one ax goes down, chaos begins to bloom. When he goes down with two axes, Nuwa creates human beings. When he goes down three axes, Xiaosheng falls over. It is a blessing to have such a great hero, and a blessing to the people. How can it not make people cry with joy... So when will you update?
There are glass shards in the sugar (Xiao Ji is still sticky today)
Is Sisi too love-minded? Deception is a matter of principle, right? And Sisi himself is very concerned about being deceived.
As long as you are stuck in a place like this!!!! Big update soon!!!
Dad, where are you? I'm waiting for your advance payment.
Huh! I thought it was over, but it turns out it's not over yet. I'm ready to spread the word in the comments.
Wow, the young couple falling in love is so sweet!!! The corners of my mouth never went down after watching this, and I finally realized the feeling of others following dramas and censorship.
Author: Where have you been? If you have to update, just leave a note asking for leave, or if you are wrong, just tell the readers.
Just don't stab me, right, Dada?
Woohoo, sweet! CP fans shed dynamic tears and finished with flowers