[Sly, handsome sports student x temperamental, proud music student]
After eating takeout for several days in a row, Su Jian had finally had enough. She vowed to interrogate Tang Zhi today about why he ordered takeout every day!
But as soon as she faced Tang Zhi, she lost her nerve and timidly called him "Brother." "Brother, why do we get takeout every day? Can't you cook?"
Her words hit Tang Zhi right where it hurt. He couldn't afford to lose face! He retorted, "Of course I can. Your big brother here is an excellent cook!"
"Then you're cooking dinner tonight!" Su Jian put her hands on her hips and stared at him triumphantly.
"..."
When he hesitated, Su Jian added, "Brother, can you actually do it or not?"
What man could admit he couldn't? Tang Zhi promised that he'd make a whole table of delicious food that evening. By nighttime, he regretted making that claim.
"Brother, a man who can't cook will never find a wife," Su Jian said, looking at the wrecked kitchen.
"If you can do better, you do it." Tang Zhi handed her the apron.
Su Jian hesitated. She couldn't cook either!
Tang Zhi leaned against the doorframe and raised an eyebrow. "Jianjian, a girl who can't cook won't get married either."
"We're both in the same boat!"
"Then why don't you do me a favor and pair up with your big brother here?"
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