Blurb:
[Written with kindergarten-level prose. I recommend reading without thinking too hard. It's just for fun. If you don't have fun, this kindergarten kid apologizes to you.]
World One: [The Scapegoat Husband] Completed
Lazy, laid-back prince-consort bottom who bounces back from hardship X a prince top who gets jealous over everything and constantly talks himself into things
World Two: [The Fake Young Master] Completed
A true young master bottom with intense jealousy who gets pined after by all kinds of people X a reborn wife-doting CEO top
World Three: [The Scapegoat's First Disciple] Completed
A wicked, arrogant, hot-tempered master bottom X his sweet, obedient apprentice top
World Four: [The Scapegoat Merman] Completed
A fragile, insecure bottom who is weak around the top but incredibly strong after taking the top X a powerful, handsome professor top
World Five: [The Scapegoat Top-Tier Star] Completed
A top-tier star bottom who is adored by everyone in the entertainment industry X a young master top forced into showbiz after his family goes bankrupt
[The cover uses the artist's template. The character design wasn't commissioned exclusively for this book.]
┞Reading Guide┩
1. The story is told from the bottom's perspective, and it's a monogamous pairing with both characters' pasts untouched. The top is Pei Yan. If other names show up, it's because I didn't change them all when I revised the names. I'll look for them after the story is complete, and if I miss any, please let me know.
2. There are lots of original settings. The broad backdrop is cultivation, but this isn't a conventional cultivation story, so please don't nitpick the details.
3. The entire first world was heavily revised while the book was on the rankings, so there are bound to be flaws. The second world was also written a long time ago, and the prose isn't very good. If that bothers you, please don't read on.
4. Whether the top likes the bottom as he was before or as he is now will be revealed gradually. The top mostly talks himself into things, and the bottom's mission to win him over is fake. The reason will be explained in time.
5. The free chapters already give you a sense of the story's tone. There are countless great stories on Jinjiang, so you don't have to stick around here if you don't like it. I'm sorry if this book gives you a bad reading experience.
Blurb updated and saved on 2022.10.27
Recommending my friend's upcoming book: I, the CEO, Kneel Down and Call You Daddy
Recommending my other ongoing serial, hope you'll support it! The Scapegoat's White Moonlight Survival Guide [Slow Transmigration]. Please add it to your collection. Here's the blurb:
The White Moonlight Rule: Grow up with the protagonist-top, always appear before him, and after taking root in his heart, die a glorious death. Then the protagonist-bottom appears as your substitute, setting off a torturous romance for both body and heart.
After completing his mission, Qi Xianyu quietly takes credit for nothing. He successfully dies, happily starts thinking about where to go next, and then the System's warning lights flash.
System: Mission failed. Host, enter the world as soon as possible and save it.
Qi Xianyu doesn't even get a chance to argue before he's dragged back into his original body...
Before: [You're the cool senior's best friend, and you love him, but he only sees you as a brother. He likes the more outgoing and cheerful junior instead.]
After: [To help their relationship grow stronger faster, you go to great lengths to flatter the protagonist-bottom and secretly send him information.]
Qi Xianyu looks at the unkempt man in front of him, with dark circles under his eyes, and blinks in confusion. Hadn't he already completed the mission?
System: The protagonist's consciousness is too powerful for us to erase, so we can only bring you back to complete the erasure mission. There's another task: make everyone hate you and earn hatred points, so the protagonist-top no longer has you in his heart. Your identity is still that of a sickly beauty.
Qi Xianyu: Oh.
Qi Xianyu has a waist so slender it could be held in one hand, snow-white skin, and crystal-clear eyes with a faint smile. A veil of mist seems to cover him as he raises a wan, stunning smile. “Brother Gu, Brother Weixian...”
Before Qi Xianyu can finish, the man pulls him into his arms. He feels warmth on his shoulder. The man is crying.
Before: [You're the immortal consort of Venerable Gu Pei, and also the most doted-on junior disciple of Shangqing Sect. A hundred years ago, your soul was scattered in the war between immortals and demons.]
After: [A thousand years later, your soul returns, but you can't use your cultivation yet. You discover that someone else has taken your place, but you aren't afraid. Your task is to make the sect, and even Gu Pei, hate you.]
Qi Xianyu already has experience from his first life. Holding the sect leader's favorite storage bottle, he looks troubled. “Do I really have to do this?”
System: “Don't be afraid, Host. This is exactly what you need to do to make them hate you.”
“Be good, Yu'er! Put that down for your master!”
Qi Xianyu obediently “puts it down.” The sect leader looks at him in anguish, while Qi Xianyu gazes back with a frail, innocent expression.
The sect leader can't bear to scold Qi Xianyu. “Forget it, forget it.”
Qi Xianyu wears a nearly transparent white gauze robe. His face is flushed, and his long, pale fingers clutch the hem of his clothes. His voice is shy. “Do... do I really have to wear this?”
System: “Don't be afraid, Host. The protagonist-top doesn't like you anymore, so he won't let you in. Just make as much trouble as you can.”
Qi Xianyu obediently knocks.
A moment later, the door opens. The man's gaze flickers as he lets Qi Xianyu into the room.
The next day, Qi Xianyu lies on the bed with red-rimmed eyes, looking aggrieved. “System, you lied to me.”
[I couldn't finish writing blurbs for the later worlds. There will probably be three to five in total.]
As the plot strays further and further off course, Qi Xianyu becomes everyone's darling. Feeling wronged, Qi Xianyu asks, “The plot's fallen apart this badly. Can I still go home?”
A tall, handsome man pulls the aggrieved Qi Xianyu into his arms and speaks gently. “Of course. We can go home together.”
[A sickly, pampered, beloved-by-everyone orderkeeper bottom X a gentle, powerful, wife-spoiling top]
Theme: Everything has a beginning and an end, a cause and an effect.
I feel that the names are a bit confusing, sometimes Gu Chengze, sometimes Xiao Yan, and then Xiao Yan, the heir of the Gu family, is a bit strange.
The author's writing is a bit childish
Why does it change from A-Zan to A-Yu?
Woman, if you stop updating, I will fly from Hangzhou to Jiangsu right now (dog)
Don't be sad. The cat will definitely still love you after it goes to heaven. It definitely doesn't want you to be so sad. Don't forget it. I also had a dog before, and it died in the end. He cried for me all night, and his eyes were swollen the next day. When he was about to leave, he licked me when he saw me crying, and he cried too, so your cat definitely doesn't want to see you cry. Cheer up. If you can't adapt, take two days off. I can wait. Come on!
I!!! I'm watching! Come on!
Author, I want to urge you to update ∠( ? ∠)_
"Of course, but I..." This is a big bug for the author ~ I also
"Jiang Nanchen" gave the author a big bug ~ 92. 6% Should be Jiangbeiyan
Seeing him forgive so easily makes me feel uncomfortable.