After the Hapless Empress and the Rebel Switched Bodies

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Yao Qingshou was the eldest daughter of a family with generations of experience in palace intrigue. With professional instruction in palace politics, a grounding in both the liberal arts and sciences, civilized household competition, and scientific palace scheming, she punched her way through the aristocratic young ladies, stepped on the emperor's white moon, and became empress.

Then the rebels succeeded in their uprising, and she hanged herself for her country.

Wen Yufeng was the only heir in a family of rebels by tradition. Drawing on generations of practical experience, he occupied a mountain, stockpiled grain, trained troops, and maneuvered through every situation. He killed gods he met and Buddhas he encountered, and became emperor.

Then, before he could ascend the throne, he was poisoned to death.

Yao Qingshou: I'm exhausted. Next life, I'm going to lie flat!

Wen Yufeng: Lie flat my [censored]! I want to make a glorious comeback!

But fate played a joke on them. They were reborn in the past, in each other's bodies.

Yao Qingshou, who only wanted to lie flat, found herself surrounded by rebels calling her young lord. Forced to trick and deceive them, she used little palace-intrigue tricks to make the rebellion flourish. "Threatening people with their whole family to get them to join us is uncivilized. Just send a fake report to the capital saying he surrendered and handed over his city."

Wen Yufeng, who only wanted to rebel, was trapped in the inner household. Today, a scumbag man told him to learn to be magnanimous; tomorrow, the white moon claimed to have been poisoned. Wen Yufeng put them all down with brute force. "What was that you just said you wanted to fight me over?"

Later, Yao Qingshou once again held the phoenix seal. Looking at Wen Yufeng hovering in front of her, fussing over her and trying to get her attention, she couldn't help feeling that something was off. Weren't they supposed to lie flat?

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SC, multiple body swaps, and they'll return to their own bodies in the end.

[Coming Soon] The Entertainment Mogul Returns to Childhood

Yi Duoduo, a famously unlucky woman, died in a shootout when she encountered a war during an overseas research trip.

A System appeared from nowhere and gave her a chance to be reborn, on the condition that she help another person live past the age of twenty-eight. Her target was handsome and rich, currently twenty-seven, with only three months to go before turning twenty-eight.

Yi Duoduo: "No problem! Leave it all to me!"

Then she witnessed her target making trouble at every turn.

Today, he fired his assistant because there was an odd number of tea leaves in his bowl. Tomorrow, he'd decide to pull his investment because the weather was bad. The day after, because the flowers in the courtyard were blooming nicely, he'd tell his second uncle to recognize a flower as his godfather.

Then she watched her target "die by accident" in all sorts of creative ways.

"Can I give up on the mission?"

"Of course~ But the Host will have to go back to when she was kidnapped and experience the pain of dying all over again."

When the mission failed for the Nth time, Yi Duoduo came to terms with it.

So what if I die? I'll take that bastard with me! A shootout? Bring it on!

But the System malfunctioned. Yi Duoduo not only survived, she also damaged the bastard's brain.

[If transmigration through time and space breaks someone's brain, do I have to go to jail? Asking online, kind of urgent.]

[What do I do if my boss thinks he's ten years old?]

[Good grief! Today he thinks he's seventeen!]

[Can I accept a proposal from an idiot who thinks he's underage? If I say yes, can all his assets go to me?]

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Shi Shenglin had been rather troubled lately.

A couple of days ago, on his twenty-eighth birthday, he told Yi Duoduo that he'd recovered. In front of him, Yi Duoduo immediately called the funeral home and skillfully booked the whole package.

"Actually, I was just fooling you~ Sis, surprised?" Shi Shenglin endured the humiliation and pretended to be an idiot.

Yi Duoduo breathed a sigh of relief. "Whew! Don't tell scary stories. Hurry up and blow out the candles."

"I knew it. How could that bastard possibly live past twenty-eight?!"

-

The documentary crew's destination today was a thousand-year-old covered bridge.

Shi Shenglin remembered that the first time he met Yi Duoduo was also on a bridge just like this one. She was merely sitting quietly, yet her unmatched beauty was enough to make heaven and earth fade into the background.

If anyone asked, Shi Shenglin would have to be honest: he fell in love with her at first sight.

"A covered bridge!" Yi Duoduo exclaimed excitedly. "You once got killed when the bronze bell fell off the bridge and hit you!"

Shi Shenglin: ... Fine. Don't ask. I never loved her.

Theme: Treasure the people by your side.