The Green Tea Girl Just Wants to Eat on a Camping Reality Show

[Female Lead] Survival skills plus, mildly antisocial, a little hoarder hamster who loves stockpiling food

[Male Lead] Hopeless at everyday chores, talks nonstop, a silly husky-like rich third-generation heir with a well-stocked pantry

It's more or less the story of a survival expert who was traumatized by hunger and now feeds a cheerful little puppy while eating her fill. You could also call it a wilderness cookbook.

After surviving in the apocalypse for ten years, Feng Xiao transmigrated into the body of a fellow entertainment-industry star: a washed-up actress who was a scheming green tea. This green tea was both obnoxious and foolish, and the other guests had already ostracized her after just one episode of a camping reality show.

Ostracized? Hah. Perfect. She's antisocial and doesn't like talking to people anyway.

The show is making survival harder by not providing ingredients?

Feng Xiao: What a joke. It's spring, and these mountains are lush with plants. I'm like a mouse that fell into a rice jar!

A survival expert easily trounces all the stars who can't lift a finger or tell grains apart.

After getting used to living on the edge, life in peacetime is easy and relaxing for Feng Xiao.

Wild ingredients? Nailed it!

Friendly coworkers? Nailed it!

Director's favor? Nailed it!

Goodwill from the audience and passersby? Nailed it, every bit of it!

Chen Dejia? Nailed... Uh, sorry, the puppy's too lively. I didn't catch him. Let me try again!

Later, Feng Xiao brought her dog onto a couples' reality show. The interviewer asked, "What first attracted you to each other?"

The dog answered first: "I'm handsome and talented!"

Feng Xiao: "Was it his huge pantry?"

The dog crouched in a corner, whimpering. "In my wife's eyes, eating matters more than I do..."

Recommended: Two completed food novels by my friend Fei Lue

Cooking for Monsters at Their Kindergarten

The female lead is a cook at a monster kindergarten, and the male lead is an incredibly handsome and powerful great monster. Together, they raise all sorts of adorable little ones.

Everything I Cook Turns into a Weight-Loss Meal

Just as the title says: satisfying and delicious!

Theme: Cherish every bit of food nature gives us, and don't waste it.