[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Stand Users Who Trick Themselves into Becoming Their Own Stands Are the Worst!

When that blond vampire fell into your backyard, you and your good friend [The World] were eating watermelon.

He made a tremendous crash as he fell, crushing the chive seedlings you'd worked so hard to grow. You froze. [The World], however, calmly walked over and looked at the unconscious man. He kicked him several times, but the man didn't react. Arrogantly spitting a watermelon seed onto the man's face, [The World] coolly remarked, "Pathetic. Truly pathetic."

When that blond salaryman fell into your kitchen, you and your good friend [Killer Queen] were cooking.

Looking at all the bottles and jars he'd knocked over, the various teacups scattered across the floor, and the grand meal you'd spent all morning preparing, now ruined along with everything else, you silently raised your kitchen knife.

[Killer Queen] calmly stopped you and shook its head. It gave the man's blond hair an undisguisedly disgusted pat, then struck its signature thumbs-up pose.

"Meow~" (Leave it to the professionals.)

When that pink-haired octopus-head fell into your bedroom, you and your good friend [King Crimson] were choosing clothes.

"Wow, fishnet clothing. How fashionable," you remarked.

[King Crimson] flipped the man over and saw his handsome, well-proportioned features. Jealous of the man's looks, the King Crimson grumbled, "So ugly! Dressed like that, he obviously isn't a respectable person!"

Then you had to spend an hour cheering [King Crimson] up and assuring him that both of his faces were still handsome.

When that purple-haired Ultimate Lifeform fell into your living room, you and your good friend [Purple Haze] were cleaning.

You watched the little scraps of fabric covering the Ultimate Lifeform get soaked by the overturned bucket, outlining his figure. Your face turned bright red. "Purple Haze, help! My eyes! Aaaaaah!"

His muscular body filled your mind. You secretly stole a few more glances through your fingers. [Purple Haze] watched you in exasperation. "Do you really think these weak, pitiful, helpless vines can save you?"

Kars, who hadn't been knocked out: …

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"Me?" You scratched your cheek and introduced yourself a little bashfully. "I'm called [Arrow]."

"Huh? You want to go home? Just get your Stand to help you!"

Theme: Please be kind to your Stands, dear