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Song Lili woke up and transformed into a thirty-sixth-tier actress in the entertainment industry.
As the heir to the so-called last Taoist temple, she couldn't sing or dance. On the first day of recording the working-class variety show, Song Lili immediately decided to do it.
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She was working on a variety show, and she set up a fortune-telling stall at the entrance of the village. Just when the onlookers were about to call the police that someone was cheating.
Song Lili: "It just so happens that this destined person looks kind and should have appeared on the wanted notice."
The police comrade who arrived at the scene to investigate the fraud report said: "This is the murder suspect we have been looking for for ten years!"
In a love variety show, she was a spectator, while others were watching her childhood sweetheart.
Song Lili: "The photos of boys stalking girls are piled three meters high at home, how can you take advantage of this?"
The rich daughter who got rid of the scumbag because of Song Lili's remarks: "What resources do you want! I'll give them all to you!"
In a singing program, she was treated as twice-cooked meat. After activating her tone-deaf output, the judges asked her: "What are your dreams?"
Song Lili: "If you don't go back now, your home will be robbed!"
The judge who saw what his wife and lover were planning through the surveillance camera said: "Champion! You are the champion!"
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Song Lili: I don't understand why I can't dance, sing or act yet I've become a top performer in the industry. I really don't understand.
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1. The content contains metaphysics, but I like it. The heroine is the strongest. Just watch it for fun.
2. The background of the male protagonist Zhong Yi is mainly about the plot.
3. The content is not full of the entertainment industry. It is fictitious and has many private settings. Do not read it in a realistic way.
3.5. The three views of the characters in the article are not those of the author.
3.55. Eat melons with caution. If there is a coincidence, it is a coincidence.
3.555. Elementary school chicken writing, don't delve into it. If you don't like it, please change it to another one immediately.
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5. Regarding the copywriting, I didn't want to explain it at first. I just wanted to read the book freely. Top-notch works are considered top-notch if they are followed by thousands of people. The copywriting will inevitably omit many processes, and what it expresses may not necessarily be the results. Do not represent reality, otherwise it will be very tiring to read. As the old saying goes, don't bother worrying about this, there are plenty of other options.
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Advance copy copy of "I, Master of Metaphysics, Meow Meow Meow Meow"
Yang Yangyang was a cat in her last life, lying on the old Taoist priest's desk, shoulders, and legs every day.
Watch him tell fortunes, catch ghosts, and break formations day after day.
Until the Taoist temple suddenly collapsed one day.
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Hundreds of years later, the reincarnated Yang Yangyang accidentally inherited Taishan Temple.
Suffering from the old Taoist priest chasing her in her dreams every day, she began to seriously think about how to revive the dilapidated Taoist temple.
The experience before reincarnation finally came in handy.
Fortune-telling, ghost-catching, formation-breaking, under the constant influence of the old Taoist Priest, she has mastered every one of them——
Didn't learn.
But it's not a big problem.
During the live broadcast, the dog who asked about the marriage of the young lady said: I hate her boyfriend so much. Every time when she is not around, he yells at me and kicks me.
Yang Yangyang: Let me put my finger on it, your boyfriend is a scumbag.
On the way to school, a middle-aged man was crying to the camera: "Why did my wife run away from home when she said she was running away from home!"
A few wild cats hiding in the grass not far away: He lied, and I could smell the blood on him.
Yang Yangyang: Your wife gave me a dream yesterday. I know where to find her.
In the psychic variety show, the ghosts in the villa heard that the popular master of metaphysics was coming, and they were all ready to scare him.
However, Yang Yangyang fearlessly found out the secret hidden by the owner of the villa under the instructions of the black cat on his shoulder.
A group of evil spirits and other guests: He is indeed the most powerful master.
Yang Yangyang: What happened just now?
As time goes by, the incense in Taishan Temple continues, and people travel thousands of miles just to ask for Yang Yangyang's hexagram.
Everyone: Master Yang is indeed a master of metaphysics. There is nothing that Master Yang cannot solve.
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In the backyard of the Taoist temple, Yang Yangyang was surrounded by black cats, lambs, chickens and other small animals, creating a harmonious atmosphere.
She listened to the sounds of the animals chatting, yawned, and touched the black cat's head with a reluctant expression.
"You will solve this matter this time, but I will only give you one piece of the dried fish."
The black cat, which didn't need to eat, sighed quietly.
Who is the real cat?
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