When a Sweet-Romance Heroine from Jinjiang Meets a Male Lead from Qidian

Longhua, the true dragon princess and the sole heir of the Long family for nine generations, has the protagonist's script from a pampered Jinjiang novel. She grew up with a silver spoon in her mouth. If she wanted the stars, no one would dare offer her the moon, and people would roll out a red carpet for her even ten miles from home.

One day, she wakes from a dream and discovers that she's actually the book's villainess?

In the future, she'll obey the male lead in everything, willingly become the stepping stone to his success, and, once he has risen to glory, he'll have her beheaded for being jealous and scheming against the heroine, his mistress!

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Jiang Yunxiu, a man who crawled back from hell, wants to destroy the world every waking moment. At last, one day, he gets a System and begins his own life with cheat skills.

Cheat accessory one: Win the villainess's affection.

Cheat accessory two: Become the villainess's partner.

The System says all he has to do is pretend to faint on the ground, and the villainess will fall in love with him at first sight, take him home, care for him, feed and clothe him, and even give him her dragon horn to help him transform into a dragon and ascend to the heavens.

But when he lies down, the villainess actually drives right over him!

How could this happen? Wasn't this woman's cruelty supposed to be aimed at everyone but him?!

H-he must have opened the wrong script!

Later, Jiang Yunxiu really does stay by Longhua's side, but he doesn't become her husband. He becomes Longhua's... servant.

The System says, "A little patience now can save your greater plans."

Longhua tells Jiang Yunxiu to serve tea and water. He clenches his fist and thinks, Once I marry you, I'll kill my wife to prove my Dao!

Longhua tells Jiang Yunxiu to crouch down and act as a footstool. He feels humiliated and thinks, Once I marry you, I'll pin you to the bed and have my way with you!

Later on,

Every morning, Jiang Yunxiu wakes up and first makes the bed for Longhua, helps her wash up and comb her hair, then crouches down so she can ride him to breakfast.

Then he eagerly asks the System, "When can I marry her?"

Thanks to my divine bestie @Zuo Huai for coming up with the title and writing the blurb for me. Absolutely brilliant!!!

Theme: Be independent and self-reliant