
The Drama King Is Scheming Against Himself Again
戏精的他又在自我攻略
by Yu Mian (喻绵)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 258k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Lian Shuo and Kou Zhi had been married for six years without interacting or appearing together. They had never even mentioned each other in media interviews. Everyone knew they were a contractual couple with no feelings for each other, not even bothering to pretend.
Even Kou Zhi herself thought so.
With their six-year agreement about to expire and their divorce just around the corner, Lian Shuo suffered an accident onstage during a concert, was injured, and fell into a coma.
When Kou Zhi rushed to the hospital, however, she found Lian Shuo awake and pulling her into his arms, his gaze so tender it seemed to drip with affection. "Zhizhi, I was wrong."
Kou Zhi: "...Huh?"
It turned out that a blow to Lian Shuo's head had left him confused and wiped out his memories. But he had vividly remembered all the bizarre scripts Kou Zhi had acted in over the course of her career, and forced them into his own memories.
To help with Lian Shuo's treatment, Kou Zhi had no choice but to play along with her amnesiac husband.
Confronted by a scumbag who had abandoned his wife and then come to his senses, Kou Zhi burst into tears. "Thank you for being so heartless. You taught me how to let go!"
Confronted by a proud, brilliant campus heartthrob, Kou Zhi smiled faintly. "Did you forget? You were second in the whole school for a thousand years. I was the one who came first."
Confronted by a domineering CEO determined to act out a story of three lifetimes, Kou Zhi took a deep breath. So that's how we're playing it?
The next second, she pinched the air between her fingers as if holding a cigarette, exhaled, and looked languid and inscrutable. "That's right! Three lifetimes! So what if we've divorced six times?!"
#Every morning, my contract husband wakes up with a different persona#
#So I have to act along with him and see who's the bigger drama queen#
***Bonus scene***
A marketing account in the entertainment industry broke the news that the contractual marriage of the famous Lian Shuo and Kou Zhi couple was expiring and that they would divorce soon. The news immediately shot to the top of the trending charts.
Lian Shuo's fans eagerly counted down the days, waiting for the divorce announcement from the couple's management studios.
But at a charity gala livestream some time later, the camera caught Lian Shuo tilting his head and pointing at his cheek, while Kou Zhi, standing beside him, leaned in to kiss his dimple with an expression that was three parts helplessness and seven parts indulgence.
Fans: ?
Weren't they supposed to be getting divorced?
***Important notes***
1. He's had a crush on her for years but never said a word. After losing his memory, he turns his secret crush into an unabashed one and wins her over in one move. That's the power of being direct!
2. The scumbag, top student, and domineering CEO in the blurb aren't real. The male lead is confused and has taken on the characters from the scripts. The heroine has never been heartless, never gave up on him, was never the top student, and definitely doesn't smoke. That's just a gag. She's only acting along with him.
3. Read for fun and to pass the time. There's no need to scrutinize whether scripts like these really exist; they're here for the story. Likewise, if you really don't like the story, we'll meet again in another book. Don't force yourself to keep reading. I'm open to all constructive criticism in the paid-chapter comments. You've spent money on the official version, and you're welcome to join the discussion! Important: You can criticize me, the characters, and the plot, and we'll all improve, but please don't criticize readers who hold different opinions o3o
4. The leads married before the male lead became famous, so the fans are fine with it. The reason for the contractual marriage will be explained in the story. This is a silly, sweet romance with no big life-or-death confrontations. The author is a doting mom and can't bear to let Zhizhi suffer even a little.
5. The lovely hand-drawn cover artist is @Yan Ning.
----Coming soon in the author's collection: I Hope You Like Me----
A top-tier wealthy heir who works his way through school × a carefree, cool girl pretending to be a sweet, obedient little lady
Kou Sihuai, the campus heartthrob and top student at T University, was aloof and restrained, with a strikingly handsome face. Aside from rumors that his family wasn't well-off, he was perfect in every way.
At an interview with outstanding graduates before commencement, a student union representative asked Kou Sihuai what his ideal type was.
Without a moment's hesitation, Kou Sihuai replied, "Sweet and obedient."
Duan Siru saw the interview after opening the notification, immediately returned to the game, deleted the teammate she'd just added as a friend who had been endlessly arguing with her, and then went online to buy a wardrobe full of princess dresses and sweet-girl outfits.
After taking off her makeup and putting on a pink cake dress, her roommates stopped calling her "Sister Ru" and started calling her "Good Girl."
Not long afterward, Duan Siru was discovered by a children's TV channel and became the host of a parent-child program. She quickly became the channel's sweetest host and a favorite with the staff, who recommended her for a popular parenting reality show.
While getting to know her civilian partner, the trainee dad Kou Sihuai asked her, "What kind of person would you want to be the father of your future child?"
Duan Siru looked at her senior, so nervous she stammered. "A-a little poor is actually fine."
Once the getting-to-know-you segment was over, Kou Sihuai immediately had the production team lock down the news and forbade anyone from letting slip that he had invested in the show.
One day later, a popular DK livestreamer posted a video of a random player she'd been matched with, carrying the game while cursing the whole time. She marveled that after playing games for so long, she'd never met such a fierce female jungler, and searched the entire internet for her, asking to team up.
Kou Sihuai opened the video and heard the familiar voice swearing like a sailor. Thinking of how his Good Girl had hugged him around the waist that morning and called him "Big Brother," he chuckled.
#Breaking: DK livestreaming's young heir personally claims his fiancee#
After work that day, Kou Sihuai returned to the rental apartment he'd bought, which was less than thirty square meters, and found Good Girl waiting for him at the door, holding up her phone.
Duan Siru: "Poor background?"
Kou Sihuai: "Sweet and obedient?"
Theme: Fill the world with love.
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I think cyber violence is a very scary thing, Zhi Zhi, please don't worry!
I have forgotten the plot
When I was a sheep, my whole body felt weak and feverish, but I didn't feel any pain.
My whole body was weak for more than half a month. . . . My sense of taste was confused for two days.
Hahaha! Just by reading a few sentences of the barrage, I have the atmosphere of the ancient costume in my mind~
Miss Zhao can be regarded as top-quality green tea.
Zhizhi is indeed a career-oriented person, and Heizi deserves to be angry for being so unprofessional. Focus on novelty.
Happy birthday. Therefore, it is right that first come first to get the moon near the water tower!
Yes, the most important thing is that I have lost my sense of taste. Everything I eat feels like drinking plain water. .
There will be soreness and lack of energy, and when I have a fever, my hands and feet will be cold and my body will be hot.