Celestial Masters Don't Raise Gu

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Synopsis: Hua Qiyuan is the young master of the metaphysical Hua family, but when he gets kicked out of his own mountain sect for not having a partner, he is completely bewildered. He's only twenty-one, and now he has to be rejected by everyone just because he's single?

His master and father insist that he does have a partner, but that he lost them, and demand that he find them and return to his family. At a loss, Hua Qiyuan has no choice but to pack his few belongings and head down the mountain to look for his partner.

Not long after leaving, he attracts the attention of a bandit while helping his martial nephew deal with a malicious yin spirit. The bandit may look handsome and respectable, but he's ruthless and doesn't distinguish between good and evil. He kills little demons at will and harms righteous celestial masters, prompting the metaphysical sects to issue a warrant for his arrest.

And yet this very same man obeys Hua Qiyuan in everything, utterly devoted to him. The people of the metaphysical sects are curious about what Hua Qiyuan did to tame the bandit, never imagining that his abilities would leave them stunned.

When Granny Bai Miao sees Hua Qiyuan's venomous insects, she cries that it's a miracle. The Black Miao sorcerer is forced to kneel and submit to save his life.

He ties the shikigami that sneak into China to the entrance of his residential complex to stand guard. He hangs the curse dolls from Southeast Asia by the window as wind chimes. Even the haughty vampires have to leave a few pounds of flesh behind as food for his venomous insects.

The foreign forces are... numb. Where did this big shot come from? Why doesn't he play fair?

The celestial masters of China say: The boss is awesome! We want more!

Hua Qiyuan shakes his head. “No, I still have to find my partner.”

But wait, you're saying that bandit is my partner?

That bandit isn't just my partner, he's also my fated venomous insect?

Hua Qiyuan looks at the cool, handsome man obediently by his side and gives a weary smile. “You tell me, is my partner really stupid, or is he pretending?”

The old men on Feng Shui Street would always remember that night. The demon lord, who did whatever he pleased and treated everyone like dirt, dragged his blood-soaked, injured leg along the street, asking everyone he met, “Have you seen my venom master?”

“He's the most beautiful man in a thousand.”

Sunny, cheerful, outrageously powerful shou; devious, vicious, unhinged gong

This story is also known as The Little Celestial Master Looks for a Husband

Coming soon: The Celestial Master Doesn't Fall in Love

The god of good fortune, Yi Ning'an, woke up one day with nothing to his name, completely penniless.

His treasure-filled immortal cave was gone, the battle god who had shared life and death with him had run away, and the ferocious beast guarding the cave had been starved down to a scrawny kitten.

Looking at the hungry beast cub curled in his arms, whimpering, Yi Ning'an can only leave the mountains and enter the mortal world, setting out to earn money, feed the beast, and find himself a husband.

He hears that livestreaming is a great way to make money, so Yi Ning'an starts a livestream where he draws lots and hands out good luck.

A new room called “Good Luck Is Here” appears on the Panda livestream platform. The streamer is a cat with horns who draws only three lucky lots a day.

The horned cat draws viewers into the room, and within a couple of days the comments are in an uproar:

The user “I Want a Partner” says, “This is hard to explain. I said I wanted a kind, considerate partner, and the next day a gorgeous girl with a sweet voice confessed to me. But I'm a woman too.”

“Thirty Thousand Overnight” says, “Well, I wished to get rich by thirty thousand. Then I broke a leg and spent half a year in bed at home. But I did get the thirty thousand, so the streamer really is effective.”

“Currently at the Crematorium” says, “Thanks for the invite. The streamer really is accurate. I just changed jobs, and my monthly salary really did go up tenfold. The side effect is a bit much, though. Ghosts keep coming to chat with me...”

After a round of wildly unpredictable wish fulfillment, the Good Luck Is Here livestream goes viral. Even celestial masters from the Metaphysical Association come to make wishes and ask for good luck.

Unfortunately, good luck comes at a price. Even celestial masters have to accept whatever fate deals them.

There is one exception, though. Li Shuo, the association's coldest and most unfeeling team leader, stops Yi Ning'an, the association's mascot, and asks coldly, “Why didn't my wish come true? Why am I still having bad luck?”

Holding the beast cub, Yi Ning'an scoffs, elegant and aloof. “A man who abandoned his husband and child doesn't deserve good luck. Get lost, you scumbag!”

Later, the people of the Celestial Master Association see their team leader, usually cold, domineering, and merciless to his teammates, following behind Yi Ning'an looking wronged and helpless, like a punching bag. Their jaws hit the floor. Then they turn around and spam likes on the Good Luck Is Here livestream: “The cold-faced, domineering team leader who treats his teammates like dirt got chewed out by his wife again today. I'm so happy, squeak!”

The shou is a god of good fortune, with his good-luck buffs stacked to the max. The gong had a reason for abandoning his wife and child; he's not really a scumbag.

Theme: Treasure those who love you and those you love