I Won Big in Showbiz with My Acrobatic Skills

Coming next door: Please Bookmark *The Cat Firefighter Raises Two-Legged Beings, Meow* “Go down the mountain and find your seven senior brothers.” Song Yiwan headed north alone. Worried because she had no money and nowhere to stay, she happened to come across a recruitment drive for a girl group training camp. Food and lodging were provided for three months, and she would even get paid when it was over. The catch was, they weren’t recruiting to form a group and debut. They wanted someone to play second fiddle to the boss’s daughter. Song Yiwan signed up without hesitation. At the preliminary selection, all sorts of talented contestants showed off their eighteen different skills, and the place went absolutely wild. Song Yiwan couldn’t sing or dance. When it was her turn, she hesitated for a long time before producing a huge iron hammer. “Then I’ll perform the classic ‘smash a boulder on my chest’ trick for everyone.” The next day, “Top-Tier Star Has Boulder Smashed on His Chest” shot straight to the top of the trending charts. The whole internet was saying: She dared to offend a top-tier star on day one. Song Yiwan’s career is over! But then... Song Yiwan carried her teammate with one hand, ran so fast she kicked up sparks, had a head harder than a stick, and shattered glass with her high notes. On a livestream, she flew through the air to catch a thief, smashed through a wall with her iron fists, and even shielded their “oppa” with her own body in a moment of danger! Netizens switched sides one after another: You cast a vote, I cast a vote, and the Bowl God will debut tomorrow! After debuting, Song Yiwan was invited to take part in the wildest wilderness survival show in history. The director said each person could bring three things. The others: a lighter, a knife, and ration biscuits. Song Yiwan: Fourth Senior Brother, Fifth Senior Brother, and Sixth Senior Brother. The whole internet mocked her: She clearly has no experience. She won’t last three days! On the third day... The other groups’ celebrities were starving through their meals and shivering for warmth, sitting in front of their shabby tents every day and crying that they wanted to go home. Meanwhile, Song Yiwan Fourth Senior Brother breathed fire while flipping food in a wok, making the neighboring group drool with envy; Fifth Senior Brother whistled once, and all kinds of beasts brought food right to them; Sixth Senior Brother imitated every sort of thing with his voice, acting out romance dramas to keep everyone entertained; And she lounged in a soft recliner, petting a big cat and eating grapes peeled and fed to her one by one by a top-tier star... Netizens covered their faces: This book should be called *Today I Conquered the Entertainment Industry with My Acrobatic Senior Brothers*. At an awards ceremony, a beautiful female host coyly asked, “Mr. Tang Lai, you’re immensely talented and became famous at a young age, yet you’re still single. Your fans really want to know what kind of woman is your ideal girlfriend?” Tang Lai smiled. “I like simple girls. Ideally, she can kick down a thousand-pound theater screen and split open a fresh coconut from Hainan with her bare hand; make a wolf pack flee with one shout and treat snow leopards like cute pets; bend her waist into an ‘n’ and split her legs into an ‘I’; walk across water on a bamboo pole and climb to the sky on a rope. She should also be able to smash a boulder on her chest to help me catch my breath.” The female host: “…” Why not just say her name? ** Rural acrobat girl × aloof star of the music world The gods said my fate was too strong and I was doomed to be a lone star. Then I met you. I’ll slay any god in my way, and kill any Buddha who stands against me. [Reading Guide] Lighthearted comedy, fake mysticism The seven senior brothers are family, 1v1, no real-life models The teammates love and support each other, with no backstabbing The acrobatics are artistically embellished. Do not imitate. Theme: Work hard and shine