[My dears, please add my upcoming historical danmei novel, You Dare Covet My Bro? to your reading list! The blurb is at the very bottom.]
One day, 27-year-old office drone Shen Sanchuan transmigrated into a melodramatic danmei novel called Immortal Venerable, You Can't Escape Me. The System gave him a mission: he had to achieve a happy ending, or he would be destroyed along with the world.
But damn it, the original web novel's bad ending had already been flamed so badly that the server crashed! Shen Sanchuan had just joined an immortal sect, and was thinking he could get a happy ending by tearing the Demon Venerable to pieces, when the System told him he had to win the Demon Venerable over instead.
Shen Sanchuan raised an eyebrow. What's the difference?
[System: You can sleep with him or let him sleep with you. Once the Demon Venerable falls in love, he won't want to destroy the world.]
Shen Sanchuan: ???
Realizing his chastity might be in danger, straight guy Shen was about to give a firm triple refusal when the System told him he was about to get a one-of-a-kind gacha feature and a super deluxe private garden estate!
Shen Sanchuan: Oh, damn! Well, maybe that's not such a bad deal!
So as he rolled up his sleeves, ready to rack up plot points and pull cards so he could live in a mansion, a handsome man strolled up behind him with an easy smile. "Senior Brother Shen, I'm Lu Linze. I hope you'll look after me from now on."
Shen Sanchuan: This handsome guy is my roommate?
[System: ...He's not your roommate. He's your nemesis! Your fate! The one you can't escape!]
What surprised the System was that the two of them, who were supposed to dislike each other at the start of the original story, ended up raising the Demon Venerable's affection level after one straight guy wildly mangled the plot! The Demon Venerable doted on the Host every day, looked at him with increasingly undisguised affection, and used the excuse of being brothers to openly touch his hands and put an arm around his waist, pin him down, and kiss him recklessly...
[System, trembling: Host, don't you think something's wrong?]
Shen, absolutely-not-gay-at-all, Sanchuan: As long as we're loving brothers in the same sect, he definitely won't fall into demonic cultivation. Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.
[System: ...You don't know jack.]
Years later, Shen Sanchuan had completely adapted to this world and become the First Immortal Venerable of the Five Peaks of Shenfeng, while Lu Linze, just as in the story, had become the inscrutable Demon Venerable of the Three Xuan Sha Regions. In the original plot, on the Demon Venerable's wedding day, the male lead led the immortal cultivators of the world in an assault on the Demon Venerable's Mount Fuling. Red wedding silk and crimson blood stained the entire mountainside, turning the wedding feast into a massacre and driving the two of them to a tragic ending!
But Shen Sanchuan had long since gotten used to ignoring the plot. On the eve of the wedding, he snuck onto Mount Fuling to see what the Demon Venerable's lover, who supposedly looked just like him, was really like...
As soon as he entered the Demon Venerable's bedchamber, he discovered that the beauty in a bright red wedding robe beneath the glowing red candles was nothing but a puppet! Realizing something was wrong, he turned to run, but the Demon Venerable glided up behind him like a ghost, one hand on his waist and the other gripping his throat. He whispered seductively in his ear, as tenderly as a lover: "Senior Brother, since you ruined my person, you'll take his place and marry me!"
Shen Sanchuan: !
[Reading Guide]
1. One-on-one. A cold-on-the-outside, warm-on-the-inside paragon of righteousness and Immortal Venerable shou x a cunning, scheming Demon Venerable gong who dotes on his spouse.
2. Updates at 9 a.m. If there's no update by 9 a.m., it means the foolish author didn't finish writing and can't update today. Currently prostrating in self-reflection.
3. Both leads are each other's first and only. Main couple is senior and junior brothers; secondary couple is master and disciple. Both have happy endings.
4. Anti-piracy chapters are enabled. You can unlock them once you reach the required reading percentage.
Upcoming historical danmei novel: You Dare Covet My Bro?
Blurb: He Zhen and Gu Yi had been best friends since childhood.
One day, they got drunk and both transmigrated into a tragic romance cultivation novel their sister had written, using them as the models for its master-disciple couple. In the book, He Zhen was Yunhe Immortal, the most powerful cultivator in the Upper Realm, peerlessly beautiful and cool as the moon. Gu Yi's character was the son of a demon god, an undercover agent posing as one of Yunhe Immortal's personal disciples, and a villainous mastermind plotting to steal the Upper Realm's secrets!
Having read countless male-oriented cultivation novels, the two thought a female-oriented xianxia story would be easy. A little less monster-slaying and leveling up, a little more romance, right? They could handle a dual-male-lead story in their sleep, finish the plot, defeat the boss, and head back home to their own moms!
But damn, the danmei worldview completely turned the logic of two straight guys who'd been single for over twenty years upside down!!!
As Yunhe Immortal, He Zhen had countless disciples who revered him like a god. Gu Yi thought it was all about respecting one's teacher and maintaining the dignity of the master. But after the "nepotism hire" kept earning Yunhe Immortal's favor and promotions, and was even asked to share a room with him, Gu Yi noticed that the senior brothers who'd always been perfectly polite to him were starting to treat him like... a romantic rival?
Huh? Aren't we all guys? Why are you all jealous of me every day...? Reporting me to A-Zhen won't do you any good. He's my bro, so of course he'll believe... huh?
Wait, you dare covet my bro too???
At last, overwhelmed by a sea of jealousy, Gu Yi decided he wouldn't back down anymore. He'd strike while the iron was hot and make sure he didn't hand his best friend over to the pack of hungry wolves circling him! My bro belongs to me, and me alone!!!
Gu Yi: A-Zhen, I want to talk to you about a relationship.
He Zhen: ?
Gu Yi: We've been bros for so long. I want to try something different. Want to be my lover?
He Zhen: Get lost!
Gu Yi: Beloved Master, I'm determined to be your rebellious disciple!
Both transmigrate into a book. One-on-one. First and only. A master who gets forcefully turned gay x a disciple who's always been gay.
Message: Save the world and enjoy life.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! So sweet to me!! But I want to see the specific small movements of Sanchuan Women's Clothes and Jiying!
Hahahahahahahaha this is the plot I want to watch!!!!
I suddenly want to see the senior brother become smaller (like Mingchu) and then the junior brother wants to eat the food that the senior brother cannot eat because he is too small (my weird XP)
Gudan pre-released "My Brothers You Dare to Think Too", please collect it!! Huh!! Copywriter: He Zhen and Gu Yi have been close friends since childhood. One day when they were drunk, the two of them actually time-traveled into the beautiful sadomasochistic master story written by He Zhen's sister based on the two of them. In the book, He Zhen is the Supreme Immortal Yunhe who has extraordinary strength, world-famous appearance but is as cold as the moon, and is revered as the number one master in the upper world. Gu Yi's setting is the son of the devil, lurking undercover next to He Zhen, one of the direct disciples of the Supreme Immortal Yunhe, and an evil villain who attempts to steal the secrets of the upper world! The two of them, who have read many novels about male immortals, think that the female immortals are no problem. Shouldn't they just focus less on fighting monsters and leveling up, and more on romance? The setting of two male protagonists is easy to grasp. After completing the plot and defeating the boss, you can go back to your own house and find your own mother! As a result, his sister's world view of pure love completely overturned the straight logic of the two of them who have been single for more than 20 years!!! As the Supreme Immortal Yunhe, He Zhen had many disciples who respected him like a god. He thought it was a scene of respecting the teacher and being strict with him. However, due to his "connections", he was constantly promoted by the Supreme Immortal Yunhe. Gu Yi, who was even asked to sleep in the same room by the Immortal, discovered that the senior brothers who were polite to him in the past began to regard him as a love rival? Ah? Aren't we all men?!!! What's the matter with everyone being sour to me every day...? It's useless to report me in front of A Zhen. He is my brother, so he must only believe... Huh? Wait, my brothers, you dare to think about it too??? Finally, Gu Yi, who was drowned in jealousy, decided not to compromise anymore. He wanted to get closer to the water first and win the moon first, and he could never give up his good brother to these hungry wolves! Of course my brother can only belong to me!!! Gu Yi: Ah Zhen, I have a relationship that I want to talk to you about. He Zhen:? Gu Yi: We have been brothers for a long time. I want to change my taste. Should I be lovers? He Zhen: Get out of here! Gu Yi: Dear Master, I am determined to be this traitor! Double Penetration Book 1V1 SC Forced to break the bending master's body
How can you not continue when you have taken off your pants!!
Very interesting, the writing is also very good, I love watching and eating, I love Modo Modo
I haven't seen such a palatable article in a long time! Finished, scatter flowers!
Mr. Huang: Sweet troubles hahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Ashue, why are you so good at selling yourself hhhh, you're late!!!!!! Kneel
Hahahahahaha (Former) Huang: You are so good at the system, and I won my heart. (Later) Huang: If you come out of the system, I will challenge you to a duel (throws off coat)