He's Cooking Up a Storm on a Dating Show

Xue Jia was invited by a friend to appear on a variety show. Before going, he had no idea it was a dating show.

And not just any dating show, but the hugely popular kind featuring men dating men.

CEOs, race car drivers, singers, models... Men from all sorts of fields blossomed like flowers. Xue Jia tried to survive in the cracks, while also shipping the other couples.

Director: What kind of activities do you usually enjoy?

Xue "Innocent Face" Jia: Does cooking count?

Netizens: [How could it not?]

[I'm against this marriage! Jia Jia looks at a pot more lovingly than he looks at him!]

Xue Jia had planned to be a background fixture in the kitchen. He never imagined this:

The wild race car driver, Man One, held up the King of Hearts and tried to bewitch him in the night. "Want to give it a try? I'm very patient."

The cultured CEO, Man Two, held up a round, chubby plushie and smiled brightly. "I saw it while passing by and thought it looked like you. Would you like to have it?"

Then Man Three, Man Four, and even guests from his own team took the opportunity to confess their feelings.

The quiet, cool singer-songwriter: "This song is for Xue Jia."

The tsundere childhood-friend beauty: "Let me go on a date with Xue Jia, and I'll reluctantly help you promote your brand."

Anonymous question: Help! How do I get out of this love-triangle-from-hell?

Pinned answer: If you can't accept them all, run away with your favorite one and live happily ever after :)

[Content warnings]

(The author's writing is very amateurish! This is just a self-indulgent story written in spare time, and updates may be irregular.)

One-on-one romance. The top is set as Wen Zhiyi. The top and bottom only have each other, and they are mutually in love.

A good-tempered bottom with excellent cooking skills VS a reserved, gentle CEO top

New story updating at the same time next door: The Seductive Sweetheart's Beauty Score Is Off the Charts

Xi Jiang has a pure-looking face and a sweet temperament. He's so pretty that he outshines other men.

He accidentally binds himself to a System, which demands that he play an extra who stirs up trouble. If he earns enough points in each small world, he can exchange them for a wish to go home. Full of confidence, Xi Jiang diligently follows the plot, but the main storyline inexplicably goes off the rails every time.

World 1

Xi Jiang plays a shameless extra who tries to steal the protagonist bottom's love interest, indirectly bringing the protagonist top and bottom together so they can live happily ever after.

The System gives him a thirty-eight-step dating guide, and every day after class, Xi Jiang goes to make his presence known to the protagonist top.

He deliberately acts lovey-dovey with the protagonist top in front of the protagonist bottom, making him jealous.

The plot goes smoothly until one day, Xi Jiang finds a piece of his missing underwear on the protagonist bottom's bed, marked with strange stains.

Xi Jiang is utterly shocked. The door behind him is locked, and he turns around in panic as the stone-faced protagonist top and bottom walk toward him.

"We told Jiang Jiang already. Naughty children get punished."

World 2

Xi Jiang is a rich playboy who keeps the protagonist bottom, a minor celebrity, as his lover.

He harasses and humiliates him while also connecting him with the protagonist top, so the two can secretly get together behind his back.

According to the plot, the protagonist bottom becomes a top-tier star, then turns around and takes revenge on the sugar daddy who once toyed with him.

Xi Jiang makes a plan and packs his bags to flee in the middle of the night, but he's caught halfway there and dragged back.

The whimpering little beauty can't escape. He's kept like a pet, and whenever he moves, the silver chain around his ankle jingles sharply.

World 3

Xi Jiang plays a hypocritical, blind master who accidentally eats a love potion. Whenever the poison flares up, a lecher who has been spying on him and coveting him kisses him until his lips are swollen and his clothes are disheveled.

After going through several worlds and being repeatedly ravished by men, the little extra cries with red eyes, "Liar! You said I was supposed to bring the protagonists together. Why do the protagonist tops and bottoms point their arrows at me every time?"

The System is just as furious, crackling with electricity.

[Don't they have wives of their own?!]

[Where's their sense of morality? Where's their decency? And where's the dark room when you need one?]

The author is a devoted mom to her bottom. My baby is the prettiest.

(Jiang Jiang is a gorgeous, seductive little beauty. His tricks aren't that clever, but the men are more than happy to be lured in. The top is split into multiple versions, and all of them are mad dogs who graduated from the school of male virtue. They do everything to please their beloved wife. Their souls will merge into one later.)

Theme: Learn to find meaning in your own life.