The Working Woman Is Always Spacing Out [Quick Transmigration]

(Main story complete!) The Wish System hired an employee to fulfill clients' wishes. Then the System discovered that its new employee, whose combat prowess was off the charts, seemed a little... out there? [From a client whose love went unrequited: "I really like my neighbor. Please pursue him on my behalf."] Yun Zhao: Sure. First, I'll write him a love letter. Neighbor: She usually ignores me, but she actually likes me? Yun Zhao: Next, I'll write him a love letter. Neighbor: ? Another love letter? Well, that means she likes me twice as much. Yun Zhao: Finally, I'll write him a love letter. The neighbor, after receiving 107 love letters: ... * [From a client in an apocalyptic world: "Please stop the zombie leader from destroying the world!"] The moment Yun Zhao arrived, she accidentally got bitten and gloriously joined the zombie horde. Zombie Leader: "I will... destroy the world!" Yun Zhao: "Hrr!" --Yes, boss! System: I'm tired. Let the world end. P.S. The male lead is the same person in every world. One-on-one romance. (Mainly romance-focused. The story is basically two adorable weirdos falling in love.) [Coming Soon: Mr. Octopus and His Human Keeper] Mr. Octopus had astonishing intelligence. One day, while he was asleep, the tide accidentally washed him onto shore. When he opened his eyes, an unfamiliar human woman was standing barefoot in front of him, holding a pair of scissors and looking eager to snip off one of his tentacles. Mr. Octopus was horrified and tried to bury himself in the sand. Unfortunately, despite his enormous size and all his effort, he only just managed to bury two tentacles. The girl crouched down and curiously inspected the bizarre creature, then held out a hand. "Shake hands. Or I'll eat you." Mr. Octopus wriggled a tentacle and placed it in her soft palm, thinking: Once I become a spirit, I'll eat...?????????? * After the girl took him in, Mr. Octopus got a huge aquarium, plenty of food, and comfortable surroundings. Most importantly, his keeper played melodramatic TV dramas for him and left the remote beside the aquarium whenever she went out, so he could change the channel. He was so content that he forgot his original plan to return to the ocean. Until one day, after their daily hand-shaking practice, his keeper muttered, "Wouldn't an octopus be a little tough if I made it into takoyaki?" Mr. Octopus became a spirit in terror. * Yun Wei found an octopus nearly two meters long while gathering seafood at the shore and kept it as a pet. As its owner, she diligently fed it for a year, enduring the nightly noise of this bizarre soft-bodied creature watching TV in the middle of the night. Later, for various reasons, she had to move to the city. A year of pet ownership was coming to an end. The night before she planned to release it, she couldn't bear to part with it and felt a little resentful, so she teasingly scared her pet while they shook hands. The next day, the octopus she kept in the glass tank had vanished. On moving day, an unfamiliar adult man stood at her door and hesitantly held out his hand. "Hello. Would you like to shake hands?" Theme: Be kind and brave, and love life