(Coming soon: "After Becoming the Real Daughter of a Scumbag Alpha, I Made a Quick Escape." The blurb is at the end. Please add it to your collection, muah!)
(Coming soon: "My Hater of an Omega Movie Queen Fell for Me." See the blurb in my author profile~)
Blurb:
Lu Biehan accidentally fell from a great height while filming on a wire and transmigrated into a trashy ABO yuri novel as its scumbag Alpha.
The female lead loved painting, so the original scumbag Alpha crushed her fingers. The female lead wanted to fall in love, so the original scumbag Alpha destroyed her glands. The female lead wanted to pursue a career, so the original scumbag Alpha framed her and sent her to prison. She was the source of every shadow in the female lead's life.
In the end, the female lead lost all hope and dragged the scumbag Alpha down with her, blowing them both to smithereens.
Lu Biehan wanted to applaud the female lead.
That is, if she weren't the scumbag Alpha now,
and if the pitiful girl trapped on her bed weren't Chu Nianyu, the one who would blow them both to smithereens.
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"Sis, please be gentle."
The room was filled with the rich scent of mint milk candy pheromones. Chu Nianyu sat obediently on the bed, head bowed like a little kitten waiting to be slaughtered.
Lu Biehan swallowed. She was alluring and full of life, but, little sis, aren't you about to pull the knife hidden under your pillow?
"I want to go home!" Lu Biehan wailed inwardly.
"Ding-dong! Once the Host meets the conditions, you can return to your original world without harm."
Oh, so she did have the standard transmigration-into-a-book System. Lu Biehan touched the red stud in her earlobe.
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System: [Condition for returning to the original world: Max out the female lead Chu Nianyu's favorability without going OOC.]
And so...
Chu Nianyu wanted to paint, so Lu Biehan found a doctor to treat her fingers.
Chu Nianyu wanted to date, so Lu Biehan joined a dating reality show with her.
Chu Nianyu wanted to pursue a career, so Lu Biehan hired her as her personal makeup artist.
The System was furious: OOC! OOC! You'll never get back!
Lu Biehan looked at the full favorability meter. Perfect! Just what I wanted!
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Bonus scene:
After watching the dating show, netizens said: Lu Biehan is so tough on the outside but soft on the inside, so tsundere and sweet! I could totally go for Movie Queen Sis!
Chu Nianyu: ? Get lost! She's my sister!
(Lu Biehan smiles.)
After Chu Nianyu had a go at the netizens, they said: Wife's so hot, purr, purr, purr!
Lu Biehan (her gentle smile cracking): ? Get lost! Don't you people have your own wives?
(Chu Nianyu grins smugly.)
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Reading Guide:
1. One-on-one sweet romance, no love rivals for the female lead.
2. Top: A gentle, commanding movie queen, with yerba mate-scented pheromones.
Bottom: A special-effects makeup artist, a grudge-holding little wildcat who is healed into a sweet, domesticated kitty, with mint milk candy-scented pheromones.
3. The setting is entirely made up, with no logic. Don't overanalyze it.
4. None of the characters are based on real people. The villains are there only because the plot needs them, so don't associate them with real people.
5. Spreading love and peace. Let's discuss civilly :)
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Coming soon: "After Becoming the Real Daughter of a Scumbag Alpha, I Made a Quick Escape." Blurb:
This story is also known as "The Long-Legged Big Sis Next Door Who Keeps Sending Me Money" and "There's No Way the Violent Omega Protagonist Is This Charming!"
Yu Shanji, a doctor of traditional Chinese medicine, slipped while gathering medicinal herbs in the mountains and slid right into a yuri novel.
In the book, Yu Shanji was a scumbag Alpha side character. Relying on the Yu family's influence, she forced the action star Xiang Wulan into a relationship. She not only crippled her martial arts skills but also drugged her, damaged her glands, and subjected her to bondage play.
In the end, her dear little sister, the legitimate Alpha Yu Hong, rescued Xiang Wulan. Together, they left Yu Shanji quadriplegic, to live out the rest of her life in misery.
After receiving the plot, Yu Shanji drew in a sharp breath.
But she still had a chance. She'd transmigrated as the sixteen-year-old Yu Shanji, before being recognized by the Yu family and before meeting Xiang Wulan. There was still time to change everything.
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Yu Shanji stayed quietly at the orphanage for two years. During that time, she studied this world's medical knowledge intensively, integrating it with what she'd learned in her previous life.
Two years later, the day before the Yu family came to claim her, she left the orphanage.
Before long, a legend about a miraculous doctor spread across China.
An IT mogul ran his hands over his newly regrown hair and excitedly pinned a thank-you message to the doctor on websites around the world for 365 days.
A famous director, cured of a chronic case of bad knees, strode around the set with ease and set about making a new movie based on the miracle doctor.
A famous, aloof CEO made a huge investment in a charity hospital, waiting with open arms in the hope that the doctor would see patients there.
After countless pleas, the Yu family finally got the miracle doctor's contact information. They were dumbfounded. How could the doctor seeing patients at that little clinic look like Yu Shanji, the biological daughter they'd abandoned years ago?
Yu Shanji: Really? I don't believe it.
Who would swap out their biological daughter just because her rank wasn't high enough, all to bring home an impostor Alpha of rank A?
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Yu Shanji's life was pretty good after she abandoned the original plot, apart from the neighbor across the hall who kept shamelessly coming over to freeload on her food and drink.
She also had one small wish: to meet the long-legged big sis who had been supporting her all this time.
Unfortunately, Big Sis was always busy, so they could only keep in touch by letter.
Then one day, Big Sis suddenly told her that she'd changed her mailing address. Yu Shanji took a closer look. Wasn't that the address across the hall?
Xiang Wulan, the neighbor across the hall, the long-legged big sis, the protagonist Omega: Hi, it's me. Not happy?
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At some point, Xiang Wulan began having nightmares all the time. The terrifying name she couldn't escape in her dreams was Yu Shanji.
She developed severe insomnia and could only numb herself with alcohol.
One day, drunk, she found herself returning to an apartment she rarely visited and knocking on the wrong door.
Fortunately, her new neighbor was not only pretty but also kind and gentle.
Xiang Wulan thought she'd make a friend, but then the woman introduced herself: "Hi, my name is Yu Shanji."
Xiang Wulan narrowed her eyes. So dreams could come true after all.
Xiang Wulan began deliberately getting close to Yu Shanji, just waiting for her to show her fangs so she could teach her a thing or two with her internal martial arts.
She waited and waited, but Yu Shanji remained a well-behaved, health-conscious old-fashioned type.
Then she spotted on Yu Shanji's desk the letters she'd sent to a certain cutie.
Xiang Wulan: Since you've come to me to repay your debt, I'll gladly accept.
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Reading Guide:
1. One-on-one romance, happy ending, sweetness and satisfaction in equal measure.
2. Top: A health-conscious, old-fashioned doctor of traditional Chinese medicine. Bottom: An elegant, sleepless action star.
Pheromones: silk tree bark and freesia.
3. A fictional setting with no real-life counterparts. Everything serves the plot, so don't associate it with reality.
4. The traditional Chinese medicine knowledge comes from various sources. Don't take it as fact or scrutinize it; professionals should read with caution.
5. Spreading love and peace. Let's discuss civilly~ Muah!
Theme: Treat others with sincerity!
Senior's behavior is no different from that of a shit stirrer. Just like what Lu Biehan said, since you are coming, you have to prepare yourself Even if it was Chu Chu's request, why should Lu Biehan pay for her to take care of her hidden illness? Senior just arrived today, so she got one more vote from Shen Ming, and with Lu Biehan's vote, that's two votes. But you won't let Teacher Lu continue to send text messages to senior shit-taker in the future, right?? If we don't send text messages to each other, how will we organize the subsequent tasks? I remember that the heartbeat text message didn't say at the beginning that it was restricted to only being sent to people of the other gender. So if Shen Ming's vote is missing, will Chu Nianyu pass it on to his senior? If there is no restriction that text messages can only be sent to another gender Then we will become Chu Nianyu and Lu Biehan→seniors Xu Ningxia, senior→Chu Nianyu It turns out that senior and Chu Nianyu both live in a single room, and senior will be with Chu Nianyu in the mission team. If there is a restriction that text messages can only be sent to the other gender, and Lu Biehan still agrees to send Chu Chu to the senior, and if the other alphas have fixed recipients, the senior will still be in the single room. But it is not certain whether Lu Biehan will still have a single room, because the senior will probably pass it on to others. To be honest, it is normal for Lu Biehan to be angry. Chu Nianyu needs to think carefully about his attitude towards Lu Biehan.
I'll prepare burn ointment for Xiao Lu. Put it on me.
Wait, is there something wrong with this pizza?
Is there any other place that our distinguished CPF cannot listen to! Feed sugar into my mouth and rub my hands together. Jpg
Drink xql Looking at each other's sleeping faces, can you really bear not kissing? Doubt. Jpg
Have a good rest, hey! (It means that when you get well, you will get a 10,000-character stamp)
I suspect that this system is the original owner.
! How can this system be so messed up!!!
The physics exam is tomorrow, can you wish me not to fail?
Xiao Xu will never look back until he hits the wall. Putting aside Lu Yinghou's thoughts, Chu Maomao obviously treats Lu Yinghou differently~ Young people just rush Fortunately, Lu Yinghou still has a lot of resources to pet cats, otherwise the spotlight will be snatched away by young people.