"Astrologer, congratulations on receiving this email. Your physical fitness rank among all humanity is 499,999th, your intelligence rank is 980,000th... Your overall rank is 690,000th, qualifying you for employment by a federal agency. You will receive a third-tier ranking bonus of 200,000 yuan."
"Astrologer, 200,000 yuan has been deposited into your bank account. Your balance is now 200,000 yuan, and your balance rank has risen by 3,581 places to 125,467,546th. Your overall rank is 685,565th. Congratulations, your rank among all humanity has risen by 4,435 places. Keep up the good work."
At the federal agency, Astrologer saw a wanted poster that caught his attention. The photo showed only a profile, but he recognized the man: Bai Ge, his ex-boyfriend, who had been missing for a year. How had he ended up on a federal agency wanted poster?
"What did the people on this wall do?"
"They committed crimes against humanity."
Crimes against humanity? Bai Ge, you've sure gotten yourself into trouble in the year you've been gone.
Theme: Life goes on
