A Slacker's Record at an Immersive Liquor Factory

Next story: I, the World Destroyer, Got Bound to a Reformation System, BL with a female protagonist. Blurb below.

Blurb:

My name is Shangyu Xun. I’m twenty years old and work in the Human Resources department of a multinational corporation, where I’m mainly responsible for employee compensation.

After starting the job, I discovered that my colleagues liked to call one another by the names of liquors, like “Gin” and “Vermouth.” To fit in and avoid being excluded, I came up with a nickname for myself too: “Merlot.”

Later, I was assigned to work at the Japan branch, where I carried on the tradition and gave all my Japanese branch colleagues liquor names.

To the blond, dark-skinned guy who’s always sarcastic and questions my ability to do my job,

I strike back hard: “Bourbon tastes like paint. I hate it, so I’ll call you Bourbon!”

To the black-haired guy with catlike eyes who always brings me breakfast and gently keeps my secrets,

I think it over carefully: “Scotch is known as the ‘water of life.’ It’ll protect you.”

To the mysterious, handsome, long-haired guy with an amazing body whom I meet at a bar,

I’m bold enough to say: “Rye whiskey is really ‘hot and spicy,’ you know. Hehe.”

Everyone loves the liquor names I’ve come up with!

I really do have a talent for HR. I can make my colleagues this happy at work. (Laughs)

Now, let’s all work hard together, right up until the day the company goes bankrupt.

Reader advisory:

1. Canon pairings are broken up.

2. Choose one of three couples from the blurb.

3. A slow-paced story about everyday life. There are no earth-shattering gunfights, nail-biting undercover missions, or tense games of cat and mouse.

4. OOC warning: mixed-up timeline, nonsensical logic, heavily altered canon, lots of original settings, and writing on an elementary-school level.

[Preorder Blurb] I, the World Destroyer, Got Bound to a Reformation System

I was born into the royal family of the mightiest empire, but I had no interest in power, the throne, or anything in the world.

Just as I was absorbed in a virtual game, I got bound to a Reformation System.

The System told me I had to become a widely renowned good person in the game I was playing, The Mystery of the World Revealed: A Thrilling Police Game, in order to clear it.

And so, [Tang Qian Shougo] was born.

As the most intelligent System of the future, it was created with just one goal:

To reform the villains who would destroy the world ten years from now.

[Brutal Police Academy Trainee]

Tang Qian Shougo starts out at police academy, joins Onizuka Class and the Group of Five, and begins a chaotic campus life.

“When it comes to brutal criminals, trying to reform them won’t work. You have to make them feel the same pain.”

“Only then will they cry and repent,” Tang Qian Shougo says, wiping the blood from his cheek.

The Group of Five: Are you okay? Who’s the brutal one here?

[Sinister Assistant Supervisor]

After graduating from police academy, Tang Qian Shougo is assigned to the Tokyo Abnormal Affairs Division.

His first task is to become the assistant supervisor for the unruly “strongest” at the Jujutsu High School.

“Do you know how to wipe out all the ordinary people in Japan?” Tang Qian Shougo tilts his head.

“I don’t think that’s possible with current technology. Do jujutsu sorcerers have more powerful weapons?”

Suguru Geto: “...That’s impossible, isn’t it? What are you thinking?”

[Cunning Powerless One]

“You like everyone, which means you’re indifferent to everyone.”, Oscar Wilde

Theme: How to find a balance between working and slacking off