Su Chen, a leader in the world of immortality, became a half-baked Chinese medicine doctor in a black-hearted clinic.
He couldn't understand anything, and all the patients on the three levels inside and outside were yelling and scolding him, and he just prescribed expensive and useless medicines, which was deceptive and immoral!
He looked at the few imps that were running around unscrupulously to suck people's energy, curled his lips with a cold expression, and flicked, pinched and slapped the temples of the little boy who suddenly burst into tears in the crowd!
Before the child's grandmother could react, the child stopped crying and vomited out a lot of undigested things. She said she didn't feel uncomfortable anymore.
He looked at the kid who had turned into ashes, pretending to be a kid, and said, "The kid's food accumulation caused high fever, and the acupuncture points were turbid. The disease is cured."
Then he slapped an old man on the back three times and six times, and the kid was killed.
The old man straightened up suddenly and burst into tears with excitement.
"I have been hunched over for almost ten years, but I can still stand up straight in my lifetime!"
There was silence in the crowd for two seconds.
"Damn, that's awesome!"
"Who said he is a quack? I look very good!"
"Doctor, please show me quickly whether the acne can be cured quickly!"
"What about myopia?"
"Can you make me thin like lightning in one second?"
Su Chen: "Yes."
Although he didn't understand what kind of strange illness this was, he felt that there was no ghost in the world that he couldn't drive away.
Even if there are no diseases caused by ghosts and monsters, the great immortal cultivator can still use the power of mysticism to help others!
Soon he became famous! He has become a miracle doctor with many fans!
There is a popular Internet celebrity who specializes in live broadcasting of him treating patients, and then attracts movie stars to pay him a lot of money to hire him as a private doctor;
Financial tycoons invested in him to open a hospital;
A wealthy businessman applied for a patent for the pill he developed...
Director Xuan Xie Yin Xu pointed his long finger, his aura was permeating, intercepting all his peach blossoms, and he was so sad that he said: "Don't disturb strangers."
Su Chen: "..."
Is it really appropriate for a ghost king to be the director who specializes in exorcising ghosts?
Old-fashioned social indifference and career criticism
Slutty, loving, selective social cow, love brain, ghost king Gong
The whole text is fictitious, please do not imitate it, seek medical treatment promptly when you are sick, and believe in science!
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The next book is "The Pet Master of the Underworld"
"The living have no way out, and the dead enter." Lu Yang shouted to the rows of well-ordered souls of cats and dogs behind him, with the black flag in his hand shining golden light to guide them.
He is the pet master in the underworld who is responsible for picking up undead pets.
In addition to being responsible for arranging for them not to stray into the human world, there is also the selfish task of conveying their reluctance to their owners.
It will even make them, who have been tortured to death, let out a bad breath.
The dog that Pei Mo had raised for ten years left, and the next night he dreamed of the dog saying that he would still like to be his dog in the next life.
Pei Mo was crying while hugging Gouzi in his dream, and felt a cold "thread" on Gouzi's body. He tugged on it and pulled out Lu Yang, who was hiding on one side.
Lu Yang: "..."
After working as the official of the underworld for so long, it was the first time that a person from the earthly world could see him in his dream.
Pei Mo: "..."
This guy is so good-looking, but he is actually a dog thief!
Because Pei Mo believed that Lu Yang could bring the dog back to life, he held on to the invisible thread tightly and refused to let go, threatening Lu Yang to return the dog to him.
Lu Yang: "..."
"Brother, you are dreaming!"
(Lu Yang means "big brother" in a very speechless way)
Pei Mo: "Oh, I knew you wouldn't return the dog to me so easily, so I'll break the thread!"
Lu Yang: "Brother, you are really dreaming!"
Pei Mo was so angry: "Why are you so unreasonable!"
Lu Yang: "..."
He kicked Pei Mo out of his dream, how annoying!
But when he woke up, Pei Mo realized that he had indeed been dreaming just now, and what the handsome boy said was the truth.
Then he looked at the almost transparent "thread" in his hand, his eyes filled with surprise. With a tug, Lu Yang appeared in front of him again.
Lu Yang: "???"
Has the world collapsed? Why can Yin and Yang communicate with each other without any barriers?
Pei Mo: "Hey hey hey..."
Now that the dog is gone, it would be nice to have multiple wives.
The underworld pet master (good at being cute and coquettish with small animals but having a bad face when fighting against them)
The psychic attack whose bloodline is waiting to be awakened (he is a funny boss, besides being rich, he is also good-looking)
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Pre-collection: "The Disabled CEO's Personal City God Bodyguard"
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The stars on Chenghuang Road, where no one has worshiped for a long time, are sleeping, and they are hungry for incense and fire. He went to apply for a job as a bodyguard for the physically disabled boss. After making money, he could buy as much incense as he wanted.
A green-faced evil ghost with fangs was lying on the boss's legs, licking the essence one by one.
Can this leg be useless?
Can this ghost be immortal?
"I'm very good at fighting!" Lu Xingmian said to the gloomy Ji Ze who was sitting in a wheelchair, "Mr. Ji, just hire me to save money."
Then he showed off his fists and kicks a little, and the martial arts champions, Sanda elites, taekwondo masters, and Shaolin Temple masters who came to apply for the job jointly attacked, but were knocked down miserably!
Ji Ze: "..."
He didn't expect that the job application scene would turn into a fight scene.
Lu Xingmian successfully applied for the job.
In order to ensure Ji Ze's safety, he needs to live in the Ji family villa, be on call 24 hours a day, and provide personal protection when necessary.
This doesn't matter, let alone personal contact, it can be applied to ghosts.
Lu Xingmian: "Mr. Ji, not only can I hit you, I can also massage you. My ancestral skills can make you stand up."
Ji Ze was doubtful.
Lu Xingmian: "If you don't believe me, let me touch it. Oh no, let me try it."
Ji Ze thought for a while, let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor.
Lu Xingmian wiped out the two evil spirits on Ji Ze's legs that night, and his legs felt so good. As long as Ji Ze slowly replenishes his essence and stands up in the near future, that won't be a problem.
It's just that Ji Ze asked Lu Xingmian to massage him every night, but he never stood up. He just said that he had no feeling in his legs.
But it has actually been...
Lu Xingmian was puzzled until one day, Lu Xingmian noticed that Ji Ze could walk freely like the wind. After finishing his work, he sat down in the wheelchair and asked him to massage his legs.
Lu Xingmian: "..."
Okay, I'll find two evil spirits immediately and throw them into your lap!
Ji Ze lost feeling in his legs again: "!"
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Soft and sweet but can beat the city god
Unfeeling to the outside world and cowardly to the outside world, pretending to be a disabled CEO to attack
Mission: Justice will never be late, and we will do our best to protect our homeland.