
After the Heartthrob Transmigrated into a Green-Tea Schemer on a Dating Show
万人迷穿为恋综绿茶后
by Bouncing Bunny (蹦跳兔兔)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 54k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
[Love-show battlefield, I thought everyone hated me, but I'm actually everyone's darling, and everyone has a one-sided crush]
Li Yin, a heartthrob, transmigrated into an ABO novel as a universally despised character who flirted with everyone. Once exposed, he would be hated by people and dogs alike.
Still, he had to follow the plot of the universally despised character, trembling with anxiety.
System [Setting 1: You're a flirt.
Setting 2: You don't turn anyone down, take responsibility for nothing, and always make the first move.
Setting 3: You must deliver two flirtatious lines every day.]
Li Yin was sure that once he was exposed, he'd die a horrible death.
He nervously flirted with a top-tier star,
and his mission went surprisingly smoothly despite the risk of getting beaten up. So why did the star look at him so strangely?
Then he sent flowers to a gorgeous designer.
The designer said not to send any more next time... Fine.
The next day, he also had to juggle a newly powerful CEO, an arrogant rich second-generation heir, a mysterious mixed-race puppy-like guy, a considerate martial arts champion, and a fair-skinned, beautiful duke...
The audience also noticed a gorgeous contestant on the dating show, but he was such a shameless flirt.
He was sure the plot was on track, but he still hadn't found the key characters. With his days of being hated and famous fast approaching, he suddenly realized:
Why is the gorgeous designer clinging to him and refusing to let go?!
Why are the top-tier star and the idol fighting over him?!
When did the domineering CEO become such a flirt?!
Why did the handsome martial arts champion beat up his haters for him?!
Why did the beautiful duke give him a priceless ruby?!
Even the online crowd was treating him like a king!
Millions of fans were cheering him on. What a pretty little cutie! He's not a player at all. He's the older brothers' considerate little sweetheart, the dream wife of the internet!
Li Yin trembled. "Th-this isn't how the original plot went!"
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Jiang Qi transmigrated, and she was devastated. Why did everyone else get a golden finger or a System to help them become empresses, while she got beheaded by a tyrant?
As the tyrant came for her, she closed her eyes and waited to die. Then the tyrant suddenly lowered his gaze and bit his lip. "Darling... it's all my fault. From now on, if you tell me to go left, I absolutely won't go west."
Jiang Qi: "?"
His eyes reddened at the corners. "Your little man really has done some things wrong. Today, punish me by making me your little fox."
Jiang Qi: "??" What the hell, is this some new torture method?
She backed away while he trembled and approached, then tripped and fell straight into her arms.
The tyrant of the realm, Xiao Li, had been in a foul mood lately.
Just as he was about to kill that woman, something called the [Devoted Wife System] suddenly appeared in his mind and kept nagging him all day:
[Please win over the Jiang Qi before you. Once you succeed, you can unify the Six Kingdoms and live forever!]
The tyrant lowered his sword, eyes bright. "Is that true?"
[Ding! Say a few devoted-wife lines to Jiang Qi. Reward: A rebel drops dead on the spot.]
[Congratulations on unlocking the achievement [Doing Her Hair]. Reward: One city... no, ten cities.]
Xiao Li: "... Mmm, this is actually pretty great!"
Jiang Qi thought the tyrant was acting strangely. He clearly wanted to kill her, yet he kept putting it off. Could he be fattening her up before killing her? Whatever. She liked being in control of her own fate, so she decided to make a run for it!
When the tyrant returned after conquering one of the Six Kingdoms and found the palace empty, he was utterly bewildered. Where was his wife? Where was his cheat code?!
The brutal emperor ordered a search for Jiang Qi throughout the city. Everyone knew the consort who had tamed the tyrant was missing, and the emperor had gone mad overnight.
Jiang Qi munched on an apple. "Crunch, crunch. What is this tyrant, crunch, crunch, looking for? He only regrets it after his wife runs away. Why not cry after she's dead? What? She's me?!"
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Later, watching the tyrant sob and throw himself into her arms, she finally understood!
"So he's just a career-minded little wife! As women, we should shoulder our destiny and protect our little men!"
At that moment, the System spoke in the tyrant's ear:
[Ding! Final task of the Devoted Wife System: Hand your empire over to Jiang Qi and help her become an empress for the ages.]
The tyrant: Something feels wrong here.
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System: "You've been bound to me. Yes, you. Go be the male leads' sycophant!"
Jiang Feifei said innocently, "Why pick me? I'm just an unremarkable office worker who's never even been in a relationship."
System: "The System has determined that you are a born pervert."
Jiang Feifei: "..."
She tapped her head and gave a silly, tongue-out grin. [Oops, you've found me out~]
*
The System shoved her into the world and only then told her she had to juggle several roles, playing a background sycophant in three different books at the same time.
Jiang Feifei: "... Okay. Are they handsome? Mm, delicious."
The System thumped its chest. "You bet."
In the first book, Feifei was an ambitious maid who sucked up to the powerful in a story about a fake and a real young master.
The male lead was the real young master, recently taken back by his family. He'd inherited the family's perfect looks, but after spending so long away from home, his manners were set. How could a stray dog from some remote village learn to navigate high society?
So he was inferior to the fake young master in every way, always overshadowed by him. With nowhere to vent his rage, he grew even more arrogant at home and even less likable.
He never expected that even the maid would look down on him. When he caught her stealing his things, he yelled, "You filthy bastard!"
Jiang Feifei was stunned by the insult and shrank back, lowering her head.
The male lead gave a sinister scoff. Scared? Regret it? Too late! The fake young master must have sent you to spy on me. I'm throwing you out today!
Just as he was about to kick the maid out, he heard:
[Holy crap, that was so satisfying! His voice is so nice. Young master, insult me some more! (Heart)]
The male lead looked doubtful. ?
*
In the second book, Feifei was a die-hard fan of the arrogant heartthrob, one of the four F4 boys at an elite school. The heartthrob treated her like his errand girl.
The male lead came from one of the four great families, a top-tier wealthy clan. He had a bad temper and a nasty personality, but there were enough people at school who liked him or wanted to curry favor with him to fill several soccer teams. His fan club's cheer squad was practically his harem.
One day, the heartthrob got bored and decided it was time to pick another fan he liked the look of and order her around.
He called Jiang Feifei to the locker room. Feifei wiped the sweat from her own body after running too fast and handed him the water he'd asked her to buy.
He'd just finished playing ball and showering, and was still damp. His perfectly sculpted V-shaped physique was so hot it made people's legs weak!
He casually rubbed his hair with a towel, not bothering to take the water. His tone was mocking and derisive. "You're too slow, useless. Did you run here from Paris? You're fired."
The boy seemed to watch her with his eyes half-closed. He expected her to feel resentful but stay silent, like the other fans he'd rejected. Instead, he heard:
[That sexy guy is seducing me. My legs are weak. I'm wet.]
The heartthrob was stunned. Wet? What was wet??? Explain yourself!
*
In the third book, Feifei was a pitiful student and the future big shot's devoted stalker.
For now, the male lead was still weak. He was a poor student who was constantly bullied and targeted, but in the future he'd become a big shot who made the whole country of X tremble.
One day, the young future big shot was walking down an alley when he realized someone had been following him lately. He shouted at the person, who hadn't noticed that their clothes were sticking out from behind a corner:
"Come out!"
Feifei lowered her head and silently stepped out.
The boy narrowed his eyes. So it was her, the maid the young master had sent over. He remembered her as a mercenary woman. Why was she following him? He didn't have any money.
[He's so fierce. I love him!]
The boy: ... Was that her inner voice? He hadn't expected the quiet-looking girl to actually stalk him.
He gave her a stern warning, thinking they wouldn't meet again. Then, one day, his abusive father locked him in the basement for three days and nights, beating him with a whip and giving him nothing to eat or drink.
Feifei showed up and cracked the boy's father's head open.
The boy's lashes trembled. He seemed to see an angel, or a demon that had waited three thousand years for someone to uncork its bottle. He murmured hoarsely, "Do you want to be my sun?"
Feifei looked utterly infatuated as she ran her fingers all over him.
He heard her inner voice say:
[You're already being kept by someone. Who keeps you doesn't matter, right? Hehehe.]
The boy's pupils shook with shock. ?!!!
*
When Feifei got home, the real young master's CEO brother called her into his study.
He was a young man who already controlled the X Group, worth over seven hundred billion. He sat on the sofa, legs crossed, long and perfect. His sharply defined hands were clasped on the desk as he gave her a stern, icy command: "Kneel!"
The female lead immediately dropped to her knees. Holy crap! That looks like 109 to me!
[Mom!]
The male lead's brother: What was that weird noise?
The male lead's brother threw a stack of papers in her face. They were the files on her kidnapping of the male lead, the beautiful, tragic boy. He scolded her, "Look what you've done."
"You little idiot!"
[This is so good! Keep yelling at me! I'll do it again next time.]
Later, the male lead's brother rubbed his forehead. His maid seemed a little off. He'd better discipline her properly. But there were quite a few obstacles in the way of that...
There was a rumor going around the private elite academy of the XX nobility.
A female student had played three members of prominent families, then left without a trace. The three male leads still hadn't given up, frantically searching for her and offering an astronomical reward.
Everyone stared in shock.
Just a little maid, fangirl, and stalker, and she's this terrifying!
Theme: Never give in to misfortune. Persevere through every hardship.
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Madam, articles with abo themes should be classified as fantasy
Will the author update this again?
Even if it is a pit, you have to jump!!!
The name is the same as one of my elementary school classmates, it looks really funny, haha
"Then." This is a big bug for the author~
"Ying" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ silver
"The inner man's moral integrity is at a loss" is a big bug for the author~ Rare
I've been waiting for a long time to see the update, and I've forgotten all the previous plots.
Awesome, well written! Looking forward to the update⊙
Take it off, why is it so tight?