My Ex-Husband Only Gets in the Way of My Ascension

[Former Foolish Trust-Fund Brat, Now Max-Level Big Shot, Top X Former Tight-Lipped Gourd, Now Scheming, Unhinged Bottom]

A good ex should be just like someone who has died.

Mo You followed that advice perfectly, since he really did die.

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Mo You was once a famous good-for-nothing rich kid. Arrogant and stupid but lucky, he somehow managed to marry the perfect Zhu Jia, president of the Zhu Corporation, through a business alliance.

When their marriage alliance expired, they divorced. Right after Mo You got his divorce certificate, he met with an accident. But the disaster turned into a blessing: after his death, he unexpectedly bonded with a plane-hopping System, and rose from a useless nobody all the way to becoming the next Lord God.

On the eve of his succession, Mo You learned that he had to sever his old ties to truly become a god, so he immediately returned to his original world.

Mo You was ready to personally deal with his awful relatives and backstabbing friends, but discovered that his only "tie" was his cold-hearted ex-husband, Zhu Jia.

"Kill him and you'll become a god!" The System cheerfully prepared to take action.

"Shut up." Mo You coldly shut it down.

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Mo You grumbled as he infiltrated Zhu Jia's side under a new identity.

Every day, he reported three of his ex-husband's flaws to headquarters, trying to prove that their "tie" didn't exist and that he absolutely wasn't in love with this pain in the neck.

"I really don't like people who enter the office left foot first."

"Ugh, he drinks Pepsi? Disgusting. Coca-Cola is GOAT!"

"No, no, no. Someone who insists I'm his ex-husband and shamelessly flirts with me is even worse. I'm going to become a god. I have no such worldly desires!"

#Step One to Godhood: Resist the Alluring Widower#

Bonus Scene 1:

Mo You had assumed that after his death, his ex-husband would soon find a new love and live happily ever after.

But what he saw was Zhu Jia curled up in a dark room filled with photos and belongings of Mo You, clutching his urn and smiling as he drifted off to sleep. It was horrifying.

Mo You: Eyes trembling in shock

Mo You: Honestly, the way you call an urn "hubby" makes you seem like a top who really needs to get topped.

Bonus Scene 2:

Zhu Jia stood covered in blood in the middle of a magic circle, surrounded by the corpses of his enemies. He gazed obsessively and possessively at the astonished man before him, smiling like a flower.

"Hubby... Please don't leave me again, okay?"

Mo You: Wait, wasn't I from an ordinary technological world?

Mo You: "Of course, wifey!"

Theme: Balance love and career