My Knockoff System Is a Real Pain!

The Hilarious, Over-the-Top Senior Sister * The Reserved, Lovesick Demon Venerable

Qing Ling, whose luck was so bad that even drinking cold water made her choke, was struck by lightning thirty-eight times one day and promptly died.

When she woke up again, she found herself the cold, ruthless senior sister of an immortal sect.

She had also been bound to an item-based System: complete its tasks, and her life would go smoothly from then on.

Qing Ling swore: Now that I’ve been reborn, I’ll have wind, rain, and a chance to turn everything around.

System: Isn’t that easy? I’ll give you the golden finger you need.

Scene One:

Enemies attack, and the System drops a pair of scissors.

Qing Ling: Are you kidding me? What good is this?

System: Host, please complete the task: cut your enemy’s hair.

Qing Ling: ?

Scene Two:

As she heads to the battlefield, the System gives her a donkey.

Qing Ling: I’m a cool, beautiful woman, and I’m going to battle on a donkey?

System: Host, please complete the task: use the donkey’s powerful legs to kick your enemy flying.

Qing Ling: ?

After it happens again and again, Qing Ling declares that she doesn’t want to embarrass herself anymore, but everyone is eager to watch her make a fool of herself: So the senior sister’s icy aloofness was just an act; Senior Sister, we’re cheering you on; that move was downright wicked; I’m dying, Senior Sister really knows how to put on a show!

Qing Ling: Nooo, I quit.

System: Self-destruct sequence initiated. May the Host be reincarnated soon!

Nangong Jia was the unlucky enemy who had been humiliated beyond all dignity by this bizarre woman several times. He had planned to get rid of her, but who could have guessed she’d show up at his residence with her belongings, crying her heart out as she demanded that he marry into her family?

Holding the grass ring the System gave her, Qing Ling said: If you’re willing, I’ll love you for the rest of my life.

Nangong Jia toyed with the priceless jade on his hand. Are you seriously ill?

Qing Ling: Does being a nutcase count?

Everyone: We just want to watch the drama...

Heaven knows she was being forced into all of this. And the System’s ultimate task was for her to have a baby with Nangong Jia!

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The Little Puppy I Found Is a Fierce Wolf

The day Yue Jin met Leng Lie, she thought he was just a dying little puppy. As she held him in her arms, she wondered if he could even be saved. Who would have thought Leng Lie would suddenly open his eyes? His amber pupils met her gaze, and he bared his teeth viciously, ready to fight.

Yue Jin noticed his wary eyes and sharp teeth. Rather than feeling the slightest bit angry, she burst out laughing. She stroked his head and said self-deprecatingly, “I was worried for nothing.”

Leng Lie was dumbfounded by her smile. His fur stood on end again, and he let out a heavy pant. Seeing this, Yue Jin patted his head firmly. “Quiet.”

Leng Lie wilted like a chicken with its head bowed, making no sound as she carried him home. He was, after all, the heir of the Ziyou Star Wolf Clan. Even if he had fallen on hard times, what right did a mere mortal like her have to touch his head?

Leng Lie: Once I regain my true form, I’ll make you pay!

Thinking this, he lay weakly on the quilt she had sewn for him. Its sweet, delicate scent made him drowsy.

Yue Jin: Doggy, time to eat.

As she spoke, she tossed him a bone with a little meat still clinging to it.

Leng Lie: Is she crazy? My gorgeous silver fur, my deep eyes... And she thinks I’m a dog?

When he didn’t move, Yue Jin rubbed his belly. “Hmm? Not hungry?”

Leng Lie: Hmm? Damn it! I’m going to kill you!

What Leng Lie found even harder to believe was that she had made him a collar herself. The bell on it jingled crisply, and no matter how much he struggled and resisted, she forced it around his neck.

One night, Yue Jin felt a chill at her throat. She opened her eyes in alarm, only to see an exceptionally handsome young man. His hand was clasped around her neck. Yue Jin stared into his deep, shadowy eyes, which seemed strangely familiar, and asked in a low, startled voice, “Who are you?”

The young man didn’t answer. His gleaming eyes narrowed slightly, and a sinister smile tugged at the corner of his mouth. The bell at his throat rang out clearly.

Theme: Be resilient and brave in adversity, and you will surely ride the wind and waves and turn the tables against the odds.