This article tells the story of a scoundrel with a gangster temperament who accidentally dressed up as the eldest lady of the Black family. In fact, the so-called pure-blood aristocrat only has one big Gryffindor dog at home! Ah... Actually, there is also a housekeeper-like elf Kreacher, and a savior card that is easy to tease.
Professor Snape is actually full of his father's brilliance, Aunt Narcissa is actually a cross-dresser, and it's not surprising that the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor is Tom, but Ya Wei Mao will be full of evil, you bastard! In fact, the savior is not Harry, but Mr. Deng!
Why do I hear the version where Greenwald made a Horcrux to kill Harry's parents, kill his father and drive Neville's parents crazy, and finally be defeated by his old lover Dumbledore!
Ouch, Tom, this is a frame-up!
Fortunately, there is a cute (?) Little dragon who comforts my injured heart. The awkward and tsundere is the most beloved [face covering]
Little dragon!
What to do?
Chirp!
You kissed me again!
[Aren't you looking forward to me doing this?
Who would expect it?
Well, don't be shy~
I'm not shy!
My face is turning red~!
[*…&%…&%…￥%￥%#] (That's why I'm angry!)
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[It turns out that Xiaolong doesn't like me...]
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I have always been sentimental.
Hey...
[I'd better go find Harry, he confessed his love to me the day before yesterday.
No!
Why?
[There is no reason, it's just not allowed!
Say you like me.
Don't
Then I'd better go find Harry
……
Goodbye
. . . I like you]
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[Girl, come and tease me! (Pick your chin)
Let go! (Slaps hands away)
[Harry. .
What do you want(gritting teeth
=v=(stand on tiptoes and give a kiss like a dragonfly on water)
[Of course a man needs to take the initiative in this kind of thing!
[Um... Xiaolong, you've learned too much...]
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Karina: Listen to me, I've wanted to say these things to you for a long time!
[TO: Dumbledore] Mr. Deng, you are so kind to Tom, he is actually your illegitimate son, hey!
[TO: Snape] Professor, please don't express your love with poisonous tongue in the future. This love is too heavy for me to bear. TAT
[TO: Little Tom] Don't think I don't know that you have been secretly in love with little Harry for a long time!
[TO: Harry] Touch, although you have lost your promising career as a savior, you are still very good as a little savior!
[TO: Twins] In fact, brother taboos are very loving!
[TO: Xiaolong] Girl, let me tease you!
[TO: Sirius] The revolution has not yet succeeded, and dogs still need to work hard. In fact, the professor has a CN complex. I swear I didn't say this to ask you to jump on him directly XD!
So everyone should understand after reading this. This article is purely a spoof. It does not take away from the plot and is very subversive. Please proceed with caution.
PS: This is a joint article between Mo Fei and the unknown person (Mo Fei: Taozi, do you have to be so entangled in a pen name = =) (A certain Taozi who was called: I didn't mean it on purpose. I originally wanted to say that the name is not known, but it's really unknown...~).
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