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The Little Nobody Was Tricked into Marrying His Childhood Friend
Blurb:
Song Yunxin transmigrated and became the infamous good-for-nothing heir to the Marquis of Zhen Guo on Aqua Blue Star. He thought he could finally enjoy a life of luxury, but unexpectedly, he was bound to a social media account management System. The System's requirement: Grow a designated social media account to ten million followers within two years.
Song Yunxin, former veteran social media creator from Earth: “This System is a precision strike, isn't it?”
That wasn't all. This idle wastrel also had a betrothed, none other than Ling Shu, a young and promising major general who had earned great merit for the empire, come from a distinguished family, and was as handsome as they come.
When the news broke, the entire nation was outraged. Netizens said:
[What is this, a beautiful flower stuck in a pile of manure?]
[Has the ruler gone senile? Why are they making such a terrible match?]
[Why are you bullying the Ling family like this?]
[I'm the first to oppose this marriage!]
[Second!]
[Third!]
Posts opposing the engagement piled up into a towering thread on the Star Network forums.
Even Ling Shu himself was willing to defy the laws of the insect race to request that the engagement be called off.
At first, this was an engagement opposed by nearly every insect in the empire.
With his love life in shambles, Song Yunxin could only throw himself into his “career.” But on the very first day he posted a video, he spotted a familiar ID in his account's list of followers.
#The Person Who Wanted to Break Off Our Engagement Became My Number One Fan#
Song Yunxin's “career” went from strength to strength. When he started livestreaming, the netizens who had once opposed his marriage to Ling Shu all began saying:
[Major General Ling deserves a gentle male wife like this!!!]
[I'm shipping them first!]
[Gentle top x beautiful female insect, a feast for the eyes. I'm in!]
Song Yunxin: ...
Then, one day, thanks to a mishap, they really did see their dream insect, Major General Ling, in the livestream.
Netizens: …
#I Shipped the Couple I Tried to Break Up with My Own Hands#
#How Can I Make the Couple I Insulted Last Forever? Can I Make It Up to Them?#
#They're Made for Each Other. I'm the Monster Here#
Everyone knew the empire's perfect dream insect, Major General Ling Shu, as brave, decisive, and merciless in battle. But few insects had seen him gazing longingly at food videos on Z Station.
Few had seen him angrily... throw a spoon because a chef's dessert didn't taste right.
And no one had ever seen the major general crouched in front of a washing machine, searching on his communicator for “Why won't my washing machine door open?” with a pitiful look on his face.
The engagement that no one had believed in was one Ling Shu himself had proposed ending. In the end, however, the wastrel heir lured him back with dish after dish of delicious food (not really).
Later, Major General Ling and the netizens alike: “This is so good!”
A gentle, beautiful, dazzlingly talented food creator and chef top x a stern, aloof, but easily bribed foodie major general bottom.
[Reading Guide]
1. The early online romance (not really) is told from the bottom's perspective.
2. An insect-race story with an Eastern setting (because I personally think Chinese names sound and look best! [screaming] [twisting]).
3. The focus is on managing a social media account, not food.
4. Everyday life: cooking, gaining followers, dating, and getting married.
----Next Story----
The Cat Captain Has to Hide His Tail [Esports]
Qi Yu, captain of the TTF team, has become a new demon king who has burst onto the league's scene over the past two years. His movement is flashy and his skills are top-notch, making everyone fear him and steer clear. Despite his innocent-looking face, he carries himself with cool detachment, never ruffled by praise or blame and rarely smiling.
Over time, people inside and outside the league nicknamed Qi Yu the Cold-Faced Killer.
Cold-Faced Killer? Seeing what everyone thought of him, Qi Yu huddled under the covers and made a grumpy cat face. He looked back and saw a fluffy tail swaying from side to side.
He was obviously just a little kitten who couldn't even control his own tail yet.
Before going onstage, Qi Yu habitually took off his team jacket and tied it around his waist. Everyone knew this was Captain Qi's signature move, and the director made sure to get a close-up, sending the fans watching the livestream into shrieks.
Sui Shi had always scoffed at it, until one day he discovered the cat tail hidden beneath the captain's jacket...
Qi Yu accidentally met Sui Shi's gaze and panicked, but his tail wagged more and more happily, completely beyond his control.
Sui Shi walked closer at an unhurried pace, looking completely harmless. “Captain, want me to give you a massage?”
After they got together, Sui Shi would often stroke Qi Yu's tail. One day, while he was petting Qi Yu until the latter's eyes were half-closed with pleasure, a pair of cat ears suddenly popped out of his head with two little pops.
Sui Shi: ?
Qi Yu, the “Cold-Faced Killer,” blushed. “Can you rub my ears too?”
Theme: Pass on culinary traditions, promote culture, and cherish time.
Ah hahaha, has it really fallen now?
I've lost my horse. I've lost my horse. I'm so excited.
The teacher's writing is so cute... Cute! Cute! Cute!
I like it so much... Weak attack is a fairy...
Actually what! I really want to know
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Question (raise your hand): Do [cousin] and [cousin] in the Zerg setting belong to the category of female insects? Www
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This adjutant disgusts me so much
Did I miss it? How do you explain the matter of hiring someone to splash out treasures on a date?