The Flirtatious Cutie Keeps Trying to Turn Me Gay

The new story next door, After the Fussy Little Pretty Boy Gets Pregnant, is now up. The blurb is at the very bottom. Please add it to your favorites, mwah~

Blurb: [Marriage First, Love Later, Then a Face-Slapping Revelation] Updating daily

Jiang Li has always been a pretty fool with nothing going for him but his looks.

Recently, he did two incredibly foolish things:

First, at his bachelor party on the eve of his arranged marriage to business magnate Fu Yuzhi, he played Truth or Dare. Unsurprisingly, he lost and chose dare.

Though usually quite conservative, he was ordered by his rowdy friends to put on white stockings and a pretty little skirt. Then they coaxed him into knocking on the door of Room 5210 at the hotel across the street.

If the person inside was willing to open the door for him, he would pass the challenge.

He did pass, but perhaps a little too successfully.

Alcohol and hormones collided, and he seemed to have done something unspeakable with the strange man in the room.

But it was fine. He'd heard his arranged-marriage partner was a thoroughly straight, homophobic man.

He figured that a man with a house on Kongdong Mountain wouldn't care about a little thing like this.

Then he went and did something foolish for the second time:

On their wedding night, after his bath, he got lazy and started drying his hair without tying his robe properly.

He assumed his straight husband wouldn't even look at him.

As expected, after downing three large glasses of cold water, the man quietly watching financial news on the sofa finally slammed the door and left.

Jiang Li had no idea what was going on. Then, as he looked down, he spotted marks on his body that definitely shouldn't have been there.

In the spirit of honoring their marriage contract, he decided to do something to make it up to him.

At Fu Yuzhi's birthday party, he made a cake by hand, but couldn't resist sneaking a taste and got caught.

He licked the cream from the corner of his mouth and watched his husband's gaze slowly change. He thought, I've messed up.

At Fu Yuzhi's class reunion, he attended as his spouse, wearing a suit that suited him perfectly and drawing everyone's attention and praise.

Everyone except Fu Yuzhi, whose face was darker than the bottom of a pot.

Jiang Li thought, Did I mess up again?

Just as he was losing hope and preparing to come clean, his supposedly straight and homophobic husband deftly unfastened the little skirt that had served as evidence from the scene of the crime and pinned him against the wall.

"Stop tempting me. I surrender."

Jiang Li: ???

[A sweet little story about a "straight man" getting utterly bewitched by a pretty boy and eating his words~]

Notes:

1. A silly, seductive pretty boy x a seemingly Kongdong, secretly closeted, jealous man

2. 1v1, happy ending, both are virgins

3. The man from that night is the top

4. Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting

5. If this isn't your thing, please don't read. Don't take it out of the story. The logic is weak; everything serves the romance

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My new story, After the Fussy Little Pretty Boy Gets Pregnant, is now up in my collection. Please add it to your favorites~

Blurb

Jiao Jiao is a pampered young master, with skin so pale and delicate that even a gentle pinch makes him cry out in pain with tears in his eyes.

His whole family treats him like their precious darling. He has countless servants, and even ten bodyguards assigned to protect him.

Jiao Jiao thought he'd live a lovely, carefree life, but one day, right under the eyes of all ten bodyguards, he transmigrated into a book.

He landed in an old-fashioned novel about a genius child and a parent who runs away while pregnant.

Worse still, he was the one about to run away with a baby!

In the original story, he had to endure hardships such as wandering around and taking odd jobs, being beaten by villains, and nearly miscarrying before meeting the male lead five years later.

Jiao, the pampered, pain-fearing young master: I'm not running away with a baby!

When he arrived, he'd just been drugged. By a twist of fate, he ended up doing the unspeakable with the male lead, and a month later, he really was pregnant.

That very night, he packed his things and knocked on the male lead's door, pointing to his pale belly. "The baby's yours."

Male lead: !

Jiao Jiao successfully avoided the runaway-with-a-baby plot and started living a life of wanton indulgence in the male lead's home.

Jiao Jiao: I'm going through so much carrying this baby, and you only gave me this tiny villa? Boohoo!

Male lead: I'll get you another one.

A few days later, Jiao Jiao pointed at the three housekeepers in the house.

"You only hired this few? The baby will need all five things: eating, drinking, pooping, peeing, and sleeping!"

Male lead: I'll hire more.

Later, Jiao Jiao poked the bodyguard's solid muscles. "More, more! I used to have ten bodyguards at home."

The male lead frowned and fired the only bodyguard that very day, then carefully held Jiao Jiao close, protecting his belly.

"I'll protect you myself."

Jiao Jiao happily accepted the male lead's care. Then, at their belated wedding, the real male lead and male lead's love interest showed up to offer their congratulations, and he finally realized:

The book he'd read was fanfiction. He was just a minor cannon-fodder character, and the baby's father, the person who'd been caring for him all along, was the most despicable villain in the whole book?!

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One day, the villain's right-hand men thought he seemed a little off and asked, "Boss, why have you stopped causing trouble lately?"

Villain: "I examine myself three times a day. Have I bought a mansion? Have I hired housekeepers? Have I earned money for the baby's formula?"

Notes:

1. A pampered, highborn fussbudget x a devoted older man

2. Sweet romance with healing, childbirth at the end, and raising the baby in the extras

3. 1v1, both are virgins, happy ending

[2022.7.16]

Theme: Work together and join hands to build a beautiful home.