The Real Villain Desperately Wants to Be Arrested

[Recommended: my friend's "Still Not Recruited Today" by Tang Jiaotang] [Upcoming: "I'm Not the Bottom of the Distillery Food Chain"] Ahem, My codename is Mint Julep. 18 years old, male, Aries. Currently a civil servant at a certain Tokyo bureau (crossed out). The top dog of the Black Organization's action squad. Assets in my name: three guns, two boxes of instant noodles, one house, and several restaurant discount coupons. Personality: perceptive, understanding, gentle, and considerate. Seeking a male member of the good guys to arrest me. Must be handsome, have a good aura, and not be prone to violence (a little is fine, just don't overdo it). Applicants with eighteen-pack abs or who know how to use a robot vacuum will be given priority. Don't miss your chance, first come, first served! * "The Whole Distillery Knows Mint Julep Has Chuunibyou, So Now Let's Send Him to Wreak Havoc at Police Headquarters" [Reader's guide] 1. Pairing: Toru x Ko. 2. Lighthearted happy ending, logic not required. 3. No need to tell me if you drop the story. I'll get emo. 4. This is actually the story of a real member of the organization with chuunibyou who wanted to be a tragic, beautiful, powerful villain, but ended up turning himself into a joke. Upcoming story: "I'm Not the Bottom of the Distillery Food Chain" Shang Qingyoukong loves management games. One day, he downloaded a newly released game called "The Distillery Family." [You have inherited a distillery.] Shang Qingyoukong nodded. Oh, the usual opening for a management game. [Please note, you have many employees.] Shang Qingyoukong yawned. Oh, the standard setup. [If your employees' loyalty is too high, they will imprison you.] ??? [If your employees' loyalty is too low, they will kill you.] !!! Before he could quit the game, he was transported to a real street in Japan the very next second. [For the sake of your safety and personal freedom, please make sure to manage your employees' loyalty. Enjoy the game!] * [You currently have enough coins to unlock the loyalty level of one employee.] Shang Qingyoukong looked at the smiling blond man beside him and pressed confirm. [Bourbon loyalty: -80] Shang Qingyoukong: Wow, 80! Not bad, not bad. And so Shang Qingyoukong, who had drawn a "loyal minister" on his first blind-box pull, began to lavish unlimited trust on Bourbon. From that day on, he noticed that his employee Gin was looking at him more and more ominously. (An employee with such a terrifying look must have very low loyalty. I'd better send him far away to be safe.) Until one day, Shang Qingyoukong accidentally unlocked Gin's loyalty. [Gin loyalty: 98] Shang Qingyoukong: So high! But why is the format different from Bourbon's, Rye's, and Scotch's loyalty? Where did the minus sign go? Before he could think it over, he watched Gin, his expression dark, reach 99 loyalty. Shang Qingyoukong's face froze. "System, what did you say would happen if an employee's loyalty got too high?" (The blurb may be revised before the story opens, but the premise won't change.) Theme: Love and justice