Shi Sheng was a couch potato. After saving up some money, he quit his job, but instead of going traveling, he chose to stay home. Then, on the very first night after he quit, he transmigrated.
When Shi Sheng opened his eyes in this new world, he saw a village that had just been massacred and several masked men trying to kill him. Shi Sheng thought, why not just let them kill me? Maybe I’ll make it back. So he really did stand there without moving and let them come at him.
Shi Sheng didn’t die, because a group of people flying in on swords stopped them.
They took Shi Sheng back to their sect to test his aptitude, and discovered he was a genius born with a sword constitution, but also a useless five-element spiritual root. Just when everyone thought Shi Sheng would choose sword cultivation, he chose the Medicine Peak to become an alchemist.
As a couch potato, Shi Sheng figured sword cultivation sounded exhausting, while medicine cultivation sounded like a life spent indoors, so he chose the Medicine Peak.
That was, until Shi Sheng picked up a cat.
Once the incurable couch potato Shi Sheng had a cat, he started volunteering for alchemy competitions. After winning the championship, he turned down advanced cultivation manuals and pills in favor of an utterly ordinary body-tempering technique. The cat was clingy and liked to perch on his head. Even after it grew huge, it still liked to sit on his head. So Shi Sheng needed to temper his body and master the Iron Head skill, so the cat could perch there whenever it wanted.
Later, when the cat’s mating season arrived, Shi Sheng planned to take it out to find a mate. When the cat found out, it transformed into a man while still perched on Shi Sheng’s head. And then Shi Sheng became the cat’s mate.
What could a kitty possibly have in mind? It just wants to have kittens with you~
Theme: Only with a strong will can you stay true to yourself.