=New article "Do you have any opinions on my salted fish people?" See the copy below =
He Yan never expected that due to a car accident, he, who had a net worth of billions, would travel to an interstellar world and become a poor and useless female insect (actually a male insect).
After finally solving the problem of food and clothing, he accidentally picked up a beautiful female insect with a funny head and just wanted to cuddle with him all day long.
Gay?
Sorry, he said no.
But the more He Yan refused, the tighter the beautiful insect became.
In daily operations, in addition to the princess holding He Yan, making conjoined twins with He Yan, and asking for a kiss from He Yan as a reward, she also helped He Yan kill bullies in seconds, tear apart mechas with her hands, and even shamelessly said that she would give birth to ten insect cubs for He Yan.
He Yan:?
He Yan: I am also a female insect, so there is no possibility for us.
Beautiful Bug was so sad that he took the mecha that He Yan had just made and ran away from home.
Following the clues left by the pretty bug, He Yan searched all the way, but still couldn't see the clingy spirit.
Until he saw the triumphant return of the clingy spirit on the Star Network live broadcast - Mir, the heir to the Zerg throne and the only strongest warrior in the military with 3S-level mental power.
During the live broadcast, a reporter asked Mir: "What does your ideal male look like?"
Mir patted the mecha beside him and said proudly: "The man who can make this mecha."
He Yan: Good guy, isn't this the mecha that was swept away?
And why is the background of the live broadcast the door of his mecha studio?
He Yan opened the door in surprise and was greeted by a familiar and clinging hug.
Mir: "He Yan, be my male son, okay?"
PS: Gong is a male insect that was misdiagnosed as a female insect. At first, he thought he was a female insect.
Small theater:
He Yan mysteriously pulled Mir into the room, closed the curtains and turned off the lights.
This abnormal behavior made Mir very excited. Could it be that He Yan had some enlightenment? Can they finally make stuffed rice?
Then He Yan took out another cylindrical object.
Mir: Are you going to be so big when you first come here? However, it's not impossible.
Unexpectedly, He Yan pressed the switch, and a light lit up from the cylinder.
He Yan: "Look, this is the Force Sword, isn't it cool?"
Mir: Destroy it, I want to run away from home.
The hands-on master, the steely straight man, has total attack power and explosive power, and is clingy and clingy.
1V1, HE, mutual favor!
Reading guide: Follow the plot while falling in love (the love line is definitely not abusive, just keep it sweet), and the plot line runs through the entire text.
—New article "Do you have any opinions on my salted fish people?" Copywriting—
After defeating the last zombie king, Qin Han traveled through time.
Maybe he saved the world in his previous life, so this time he traveled to a peaceful world and became a somewhat confused idol of a boy band.
Qin Han expressed his satisfaction with this.
In peaceful times, it is about enjoying life and being a savior, a big star, etc., Whoever wants to be can be.
Just when he was about to lie down and be a salted fish, the company wanted to pack him up and send him to a desert island to be developed to participate in a new wilderness survival + love variety show.
Qin Han: "..., I quit."
Broker: "Okay, please pay the liquidated damages to the company's account."
Qin Han:......
He looked at the balance in his account, silently packed his bags, and sent himself to a deserted island.
Isn't it just survival in the wild?
He is familiar!
Ever since, when all the guests were reading the instructions to set up the tent, a tree house had been firmly built on the branch of the tree.
While everyone was still trying to figure out which mushrooms were edible and which ones were poisonous, a pot of fragrant fish soup was already sizzling.
Various guests, program team, and audience:...
Qin Han looked at the dumbfounded guests and urged, "Hurry up and don't hesitate if you see the right one."
Don't influence me to go back to being a salted fish.
Barrage: ... Is it so complicated to shoot a romance drama now?
Later, Qin Han discovered that the aloof actor Jian Yu always liked to rub against him, either in his tree house or in his grilled fish and wild vegetable and mushroom soup, just like a salted fish.
Qin Han looked at Jian Yu, whose cheeks were bulging from eating:...
Jian Yu looked back, leaned close to his ear, and asked in a low voice with ambiguous eyes: "What? Do you have any objections to my salty fish people?"
Qin Han: So, who is the salted fish?
Barrage: Ahhhhhhhhhh~~I got hit!
The bastard black guy who wants to be a salty fish but is still a big boss
1v1, HE!
——Pre-released article "After traveling through time, I became famous with my apprentice"——
Ye Qiuchen, the most famous swordsman in the world, is tired of the disputes in the world and plans to sink his sword and retire into seclusion.
But just when he sealed the sword at the bottom of the lake, a vision came from the sky and transported him to modern society.
In order to make ends meet, he had no choice but to pick up the sword again and become... A martial artist.
Because of his good skills, he became the resident stuntman and martial arts instructor of the martial arts and fairy tales.
Many well-known artists have offered him high prices to be their full-time stand-in.
And because of his good image, many talent scouts and agencies want to sign him, saying that as long as he is willing, he will definitely be a top-notch player.
He declined all of them and lived an alternative retirement life in which he clocked in on time to start work and received his lunch box on time.
Until he met Shen Xiaxing on the set, who looked cheerful but actually liked to cry.
Because of a moment of weakness, he accepted Shen Xiaxing as his disciple.
Then everything changed.
Not only did he become famous, he also had countless followers (fen) and disciples (si).
What he couldn't understand the most was that those believers (fen) and disciples (si) actually wanted to lock him and his disciple Shen Xiaxing to death!
Ye Qiuchen: Why?
Isn't it just a master-disciple relationship?
That's not it!
*
Shen Xiaxing made her debut in a group, but due to bad luck, the first drama she took on failed.
As the second male lead in the play, he was also criticized for a long time.
Black and red are also popular, so the company simply took advantage of it and gave him a bunch of online comedies.
A year later, he finally had a good opportunity to make a comeback, and he got the funny role as the fifth male lead in a fairy tale drama adapted from a big IP.
Coincidentally, the first, third, and fourth male characters in the play are his former teammates.
His teammates disliked him and often gave him a hard time on and off the show.
Shen Xiaxing looked calm and calm, but he turned around and complained to his master Ye Qiuchen, planning to let Ye Qiuchen teach him more handsome sword skills so that he could amaze everyone in the play.
Shen Xiaxing: Master, they bully me.
Ye Qiuchen, who has agreed to play the role of the villain in the play, wears a complicated black robe and holds a cold sword in his hand, transforming into a demon god returning from the abyss: Waiting, I will avenge you as my master.
Shen Xiaxing: ..., Uh, Master, that's not what I meant.
After finishing filming, as soon as the trailer came out, Ye Qiuchen, as the second male lead, amazed everyone. His popularity far surpassed that of the first male lead. With only a few shots, he became the Black Moonlight in everyone's mind.
Ye Qiuchen's new fan: Ahhhhh, where did this god come from? He is simply the devil himself.
After the show aired, more and more tidbits leaked out. Keen fans discovered that the Demon God was not only cold inside the show, but also cold outside the show. The only person who could make Ye Qiuchen's eyes warm was the fifth male lead, Shen Xiaxing, who performed very well in the show.
Fans: Ahhhhh, I hit you.
Small theater:
A certain audio clip leaked——
Ye Qiuchen: Open your legs wider.
Shen Xiaxing: Wuwuwu, Master, it hurts so much, I can't stand it anymore.
Fans:?
Fans: Ahhhh, what did we hear? Is this something you can listen to without paying?
Shen Xiaxing explained at the end: This is master teaching me the horse step.
During one of Shen Xiaxing's live broadcasts, Ye Qiuchen asked accidentally: "Does your leg still hurt?" His voice was full of tenderness.
Shen Xiaxing's earlobes were slightly red: "No, it doesn't hurt anymore."
Fans in the live broadcast room: Don't tell us, this time it's also Zamabuza!
Master attacks
1v1, he!
Intention: Love is protection.
Reader comments
? ? ? ? I can only say that you, the author, have a crematorium theme in every article. In fact, the heroine is controlled physically and mentally from the beginning to the end. Even when the heroine hates the scumbag, the heroine can be soft and charming in the face of the scumbag's teasing, and the loving wife does the same as the scumbag. Even this book is like this. In this book, it seems that the scumbag remembered the memories of his past life and treated the heroine. However, the scumbag only thought from the beginning to the end that the heroine and the queen were the most wrong in the past life. Even if he died in love, the scumbag did not feel that the heroine had suffered so much cold violence from him in the previous life and that his inaction in the previous life was the main cause of the death of the heroine. In this life, the scumbag initially planned to save the heroine. When he recalled his past life, he still felt a little guilty, but soon he remained as stubborn as in his previous life. He not only shamelessly xsr the heroine, but also knew the virtues of the heroine but did not take any precautions against the heroine. As a result, the flowers were destroyed, and he had to poison himself to grow them. This was purely his own fault. But at this time, the scumbag has already begun to feel shameless. Later, the scumbag even feels that he has made up for the mistakes he made in his previous life because of the poisoning of the heroine. The scumbag knows that it was the inaction of the court and the oppression of the powerful that led to the rebellion led by the heroine's father. It's okay if you don't accept the recruitment in order to maintain your rule. If you don't rectify the government, you will just blindly kill the rebels. He also forces the heroine to give up human relations and family ties and choose someone like him to force her. Just because the heroine chooses family relationships, the scumbag feels that the heroine is sorry for him. I don't know where he got the shame from? Later, he repeatedly abused the female protagonist, but even in the ending, the author didn't write about the crematorium for the scumbag? In the author's eyes, as long as the scumbag commits suicide in his previous life and is poisoned in this life, even if the heroine is killed by the scumbag's cold violence and inaction in his previous life, is it considered a crematorium if she is physically threatened and physically and mentally controlled by the scumbag in this life? ? ? ? ? ? This article seems to have written that only 10% of the actual abuse of men in the crematorium is from the beginning to the end, and it even states that the abuse of men is actually just part of the scumbag's method of controlling the female protagonist. How can the ending of such an article still be good? He also wrote about how pitiful the scumbag was and how regretful he was. In fact, the scumbag did not regret the harm he had done to the heroine in his previous life until his death. He only regretted that he forced the heroine to resist him in this life. If the scumbag had a third life, the scumbag would definitely not force the heroine to be by his side so directly. Instead, he would continue to mentally torture the heroine, making the heroine become a dodder and rely on her. In fact, at the end, even if the heroine leaves the scumbag, her spirit has been destroyed by the scumbag. The scumbag has become a knot in the heroine's heart, and the heroine has become a complete Stockholm patient. That's why the heroine is heartbroken by the scumbag's death and angry at the influence of the scumbag on her. In fact, as long as the ending is in the future, I believe that the heroine will come out of this shadow. However, the scumbag man designed someone to write a letter to the heroine, inspiring the abnormal love in the heroine's heart, and then appeared in front of the heroine, completely destroying the resentment in the heroine's heart. This article claims that the crematorium is actually being sold as dog meat. The real crematorium not only abuses the body but also the mind. It is not a simple abuse of the body but in fact it has always been the controlling party of love and has always controlled the weak in love.
It seems that it is impossible for Shou to kill him because the red mist
Hahaha, it's so fun, there are actually cultural travel options
It feels so miserable! Panda, Huang Sang, don't die! !
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? ? ? ? I can only say that you, the author, have a crematorium theme in every article. In fact, the heroine is controlled physically and mentally from the beginning to the end. Even when the heroine hates the scumbag, the heroine can be soft and charming in the face of the scumbag's teasing, and the loving wife does the same as the scumbag. Even this book is like this. In this book, it seems that the scumbag remembered the memories of his past life and treated the heroine. However, the scumbag only thought from the beginning to the end that the heroine and the queen were the most wrong in the past life. Even if he died in love, the scumbag did not feel that the heroine had suffered so much cold violence from him in the previous life and that his inaction in the previous life was the main cause of the death of the heroine. In this life, the scumbag initially planned to save the heroine. When he recalled his past life, he still felt a little guilty, but soon he remained as stubborn as in his previous life. He not only shamelessly xsr the heroine, but also knew the virtues of the heroine but did not take any precautions against the heroine. As a result, the flowers were destroyed, and he had to poison himself to grow them. This was purely his own fault. But at this time, the scumbag has already begun to feel shameless. Later, the scumbag even feels that he has made up for the mistakes he made in his previous life because of the poisoning of the heroine. The scumbag knows that it was the inaction of the court and the oppression of the powerful that led to the rebellion led by the heroine's father. It's okay if you don't accept the recruitment in order to maintain your rule. If you don't rectify the government, you will just blindly kill the rebels. He also forces the heroine to give up human relations and family ties and choose someone like him to force her. Just because the heroine chooses family relationships, the scumbag feels that the heroine is sorry for him. I don't know where he got the shame from? Later, he repeatedly abused the female protagonist, but even in the ending, the author didn't write about the crematorium for the scumbag? In the author's eyes, as long as the scumbag commits suicide in his previous life and is poisoned in this life, even if the heroine is killed by the scumbag's cold violence and inaction in his previous life, is it considered a crematorium if she is physically threatened and physically and mentally controlled by the scumbag in this life? ? ? ? ? ? This article seems to have written that only 10% of the actual abuse of men in the crematorium is from the beginning to the end, and it even states that the abuse of men is actually just part of the scumbag's method of controlling the female protagonist. How can the ending of such an article still be good? He also wrote about how pitiful the scumbag was and how regretful he was. In fact, the scumbag did not regret the harm he had done to the heroine in his previous life until his death. He only regretted that he forced the heroine to resist him in this life. If the scumbag had a third life, the scumbag would definitely not force the heroine to be by his side so directly. Instead, he would continue to mentally torture the heroine, making the heroine become a dodder and rely on her. In fact, at the end, even if the heroine leaves the scumbag, her spirit has been destroyed by the scumbag. The scumbag has become a knot in the heroine's heart, and the heroine has become a complete Stockholm patient. That's why the heroine is heartbroken by the scumbag's death and angry at the influence of the scumbag on her. In fact, as long as the ending is in the future, I believe that the heroine will come out of this shadow. However, the scumbag man designed someone to write a letter to the heroine, inspiring the abnormal love in the heroine's heart, and then appeared in front of the heroine, completely destroying the resentment in the heroine's heart. This article claims that the crematorium is actually being sold as dog meat. The real crematorium not only abuses the body but also the mind. It is not a simple abuse of the body but in fact it has always been the controlling party of love and has always controlled the weak in love.
It seems that it is impossible for Shou to kill him because the red mist
Hahaha, it's so fun, there are actually cultural travel options
It feels so miserable! Panda, Huang Sang, don't die! ! Suddenly I hate Liu Xiu and his generals! ! !
Gu seems to have more sense of cp