Real and Fake Salted Fish Meet Wilderness Romance Variety

The serialized article "Do you have any objections to my pheromones?" See the copy below. After defeating the last zombie king, Qin Han traveled through time. Maybe he saved the world in his previous life, so this time he traveled to a peaceful world and became a somewhat confused idol of a boy band. Qin Han expressed his satisfaction with this. In peaceful times, it is about enjoying life and being a savior, a big star, etc., Whoever wants to be can be. Just when he was about to lie down and be a salted fish, the company wanted to pack him up and send him to a desert island to be developed to participate in a new wilderness survival + love variety show. Qin Han: "..., I quit." Broker: "Okay, please pay the liquidated damages to the company's account." Qin Han:...... He looked at the balance in his account, silently packed his bags, and sent himself to a deserted island. Isn't it just survival in the wild? He is familiar! Ever since, when all the guests were reading the instructions to set up the tent, a tree house had been firmly built on the branch of the tree. While everyone was still trying to figure out which mushrooms were edible and which ones were poisonous, a pot of fragrant fish soup was already sizzling. Various guests, program team, and audience:... Qin Han looked at the dumbfounded guests and urged, "Hurry up and don't hesitate if you see the right one." Don't influence me to go back to being a salted fish. Barrage: ... Is it so complicated to shoot a romance drama now? Later, Qin Han discovered that the aloof actor Jian Yu always liked to rub against him, either in his tree house or in his grilled fish and wild vegetable and mushroom soup, just like a salted fish. Qin Han looked at Jian Yu who was eating grilled fish with relish:... Jian Yu looked back, leaned close to his ear, and asked in a low voice with ambiguous eyes: "What? Do you have any objections to my salty fish people?" Qin Han: So, who is the salted fish? Barrage: Ahhhhhhhhhh~~I got hit! The bastard black guy who wants to be a salty fish but is still a big boss PS: Love each other, love each other, love each other! (Enlarge and bold!) 1V1, HE! ——Advance collection of "Traveling to the Main Attack Shura Field to Become a Salted Fish"—— Gu Shanting, who was hailed as the greatest general attacker in the entertainment industry by his fans, slipped into a book and became a cannon fodder in the Shura Field. According to the plot of the book, in the future, he will be physically and mentally abused by the protagonist. In the end, in order to fulfill the protagonist's attack, he drags other Shura field cannon fodder and jumps into the sea of ​​fire and burns them to dregs. It is a real crematorium worthy of the name. This bloody and fatal plot line... Whoever wants to go will go. He won't leave anyway. He wants to be left in ruins and stay away from the Shura field where he will be cremated. It's a pity that he got dressed late. Because he had no money to pay the liquidated damages, he had to participate in the traveling live variety show that brought together the protagonist Gong and other Shura field cannon fodder. In order to avoid being cremated, he not only became a salt fish himself, but also encouraged other Shura field cannon fodder to join him. If there is no competition for the main game, there will be no Shura Field. When the audience saw a group of handsome men lying around Gu Shanting during the live broadcast of the program, basking in the sun together warmly and harmoniously—— Audience: "Holy crap, what kind of peerless field control attack is this?" But some attentive viewers discovered that among all the handsome men surrounding Gu Shanting, the only one missing was the great actor Shen Ningqing. The audience speculated: Gu Shanting can't handle Shen Ningqing. But that's normal. Shen Ningqing is famous for being a big iceberg. Just as the show was coming to an end, another sharp-eyed audience discovered that the "mosquito marks" that often appeared on the necks of Gu Shanting and Shen Ningqing were extremely symmetrical. It's like they bit each other out. In order to gain popularity, the program team made trouble during the live broadcast and asked: "Which one of you is number one?" Gu Shanting and Shen Ningqing looked at each other and said in unison: "Me." Afterwards, Gu Shanting said: "We seem to have conflicted numbers." Shen Ningqing: "I haven't tried it yet, how do you know it must be a collision?" Gu Shanting raised his eyebrows and smiled: "That's okay, let's try it." The Grand Attacker who wants to be a salty fish PS: No mutual attack. 1V1, he. ——Pre-released article "I turned into a cat after clearing infinite levels?" Jie Ming returned from the infinite world and found that he had turned into a cat. This is not the most unlucky thing. The most unlucky thing is that he is about to be sent to Gadandan's operating table. At the critical moment, a handsome young man rescued him from the clutches of the veterinarian. He looked carefully and found that the young man looked more and more like Jiang Ning, the neighbor's kid who was always following behind him and whose older brother was the younger. In order to get his body back, Jie Ming traced the energy source that came from the infinite world and started the journey of clearance again. Only this time, there is someone behind him who likes to be distracted... The shit shoveling officer! * Jiang Ning has been looking for someone in her memory. This man lived next door to him and would make wooden airplanes for him and help him fight off the gangsters who grabbed his overalls. But one day he woke up and found that this man was missing. And everyone told him that this person did not exist. He was also diagnosed with delusional disorder. Until one day, he rescued a black cat, and this person reappeared in his world. Small theater: After clearing a small world. Que Ming called to Jiang Ning, who was squatting in the corner in a daze: "Come here and lick the bag." Jiang Ning turned her head and glanced at the glittering 3S-level props in the customs clearance gift bag. She pursed her lips with little interest, held a fluffy snowball in her hands and asked, "Can I take this out?" Que Ming glanced at the cute little snow monster nestled in Jiang Ning's hand and said cruelly: "No." Jiang Ning was disappointed: "Why?" Que Ming: "Because you already have a cat." At the same time, viewers watching the live broadcast in the live broadcast room—— "The way God asked his wife to come over and lick her pussy was so pampering." "Obviously I wanted to come in to see the God of Qu come back and kill everyone, but I didn't expect to be fed a mouthful of candy?" The Return of the King turns into a cat queen and still has the ceiling of combat power. Attacking X is a walking encyclopedia. I like to be in a daze. PS: 1. Non-traditional unlimited flow, and the clearance process is also relatively easy and happy. 2. In the early stage of the attack, the human form can only be restored in the infinite world. In the real world, it is a cat, and in the later stage it will completely return to the human form. 1V1, HE Intention: Life is beautiful, please be proactive!