My Rich Husband Gives Me Far Too Much

※ Coming soon: The Green Tea Who Went Viral for Being Absurd on a □□ Variety Show. Please add it to your collection.

My completed novel, The Drama Queen Beauty Who Went Viral Thanks to Her Fighting Skills, is available to read.

Blurb:

Zhu Yi transmigrates as the real heiress about to be sent off in a replacement marriage. Her family doesn't love her, her brothers aren't close to her, and her powerful husband-to-be has no sexual ability. On top of that, the plot makes her a foil at every turn.

Just as Zhu Yi is about to stage a runaway-bride scene,

her not-yet-husband, Zhou Wenbai, suddenly hands her a contract and an unlimited black card. He wants her to marry him by contract, and promises a huge payout when their agreement expires.

Zhu Yi counts the zeros on the contract and shamefully feels her heart flutter.

Zhu Yi: Forget the plot. I'll do what makes me happy!

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From then on, Zhu Yi becomes Zhou Wenbai's billionaire wife, spending every day eating, drinking, having fun, and shopping.

Expensive diamond jewelry? I'll take it all!

Limited-edition designer clothes and shoes? Send them to my house!

Private jets and exclusive islands selling for sky-high prices? I'm in!

All in!

And that's only part of it.

Zhou Wenbai, her boss, offers her plenty of other thoughtful perks, too.

He works hard away from home to support the family, letting her live carefree in a spacious, comfortable mansion without forcing her to fulfill her marital duties;

The house has a top chef and an all-purpose assistant on call, ready to do whatever she says, greatly improving her quality of life;

And because she owns shares in major companies, the CPs she ships can reunite in a hit sequel, while anything she wants to do can be made to happen...

Zhu Yi spends more and more money, while the male and female leads gradually fade into obscurity.

Life like this is pretty great, but Zhu Yi still hopes the two years will pass quickly so she can regain her freedom and run off with her money.

Not for any other reason, but because one night she discovers

The rumors were all lies.

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Zhou Wenbai has long known that he's the male supporting character in a book, doomed to a tragic ending and forced to follow the plot.

When he discovers that Zhu Yi is making the plot veer in a bizarre direction, he finally gets the chance to break free of outside control.

Zhou Wenbai: Someone this dangerous should of course be kept close and watched carefully.

To see how she changes the plot.

● Fundamentally a silly, sweet, satisfying story. The female lead only cares about spending money.

● The male lead is fully capable. The claims that he has no sexual ability are rumors.

● The female lead doesn't join the entertainment industry; she's an investor in the CPs she ships.

Coming soon: The Green Tea Who Went Viral for Being Absurd on a □□ Variety Show

After signing on for the variety show Let's Gather Here Today, Song Yutu suddenly awakens to her true nature.

The show invites four pairs of enemies to run a business together, and she's the green tea female supporting character in this variety-show novel.

After joining the show with her ex-boyfriend, she keeps pulling green tea moves, only to get face-slapped by the male and female leads again and again. In the end, she can only leave the industry and pick up trash.

Song Yutu: It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

She has another way to do green tea.

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The show is full of excitement from the moment it begins. Former teammates who used to fight over resources argue endlessly about whether to open a Chinese restaurant or a romantic inn, while everyone else has their own opinion.

Song Yutu wipes away a tear, looking pitiful. "I'm so stupid, always making everyone unhappy. It's all because I'm only human and can't grow ten tentacles to earn all the money for everyone."

The production crew gets an idea and immediately decides to build a farmstay with every kind of activity in one place. Now everyone can do whatever they want :)

During the street-promotion segment, the twin beauties who look so alike they always end up arguing are mistaken for each other by a passerby again. Both shout that the other must have hired the plant, and they get so worked up their faces turn red.

Song Yutu falls to the ground with a thud. "I know there's not enough room for three in a friendship, but please don't fight over me anymore. I'll go find a rope and hang myself~"

The two beauties are utterly bewildered. Song Yutu quickly brings over name tags and sticks one on each of their backs. Now passersby won't have to worry about telling the twins apart √

On food-truck day, the top-tier star CP, now split up, makes the same snack. When they get caught, they snark at each other on camera, accusing one another of copying.

Song Yutu shakes her head and says, "Brother, honestly, you should know to give your older sister a chance. If it were me, I'd only feel sorry for her."

"Sis, Brother is so good at making snacks, unlike me, who can't do anything. Could you pair up with me for a CP? Please, I'm begging you."

The top-tier star CP: We admit defeat. Please spare us!

Thanks to Song Yutu's unconventional green tea antics, the guests somehow get along better and better (?), and the show starts doing well, too.

The audience's hilarious verdict on Song Yutu:

[The tension-reliever when guests argue, the absurdity incarnate beloved by people who watch for laughs, and the guiding light that leaves the production crew at a loss] and [a sweet girl who's emotionally steady and great at making others feel good]

How is she green tea? She's the most thoughtful little darling!

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Ever since breaking up with Song Yutu, Xu Fengshi has been waiting for her to regret it.

But she never does. When the two finally appear on the same variety show, he grits his teeth and keeps trying to get her attention, hoping she'll look at him again.

But Song Yutu is surrounded by other people and gets farther and farther away from him.

Until one day, Song Yutu walks into the wrong room. He can no longer hold back and traps her in his arms, tearfully begging in a low voice, "Sis, I don't mind sneaking around. Just don't leave, okay?"

Song Yutu: ?

You're trying to out-green-tea me, and now you want to outdo me at being absurd, too?

Theme: What is meant for you will be yours in the end