The Wind and Rock Gods' Guide to Slacking Off [Genshin Impact]

Barbatos, the Anemo Archon, was a master of music and poetry, with the ability to communicate with all living things and a natural affinity for them. He could go anywhere on Teyvat without hindrance. Until one day, he discovered a stone that never smiled. No matter what happened, the other party remained as steady as a rock. The Anemo Archon tried to win him over with gifts: Cor Lapis, flowers, tea... But the stone remained unmoved, diligently going about his work. So the Anemo Archon pushed a glass of wine in front of him. “Why work so hard? Wouldn't it be better to let humans take care of their own problems? Morax, come have a drink with me.” Venti x Zhongli The free-spirited wind: lively, forward, a flirt, with both EQ and IQ reliably on point Steady as a rock: rational and awkward, restrained, but gradually lets loose once he catches on A sweet, lighthearted story with a day-to-day romantic feel. Also known as: “The Gods' Romance Battle of Wits: The Wind Sprite Wants Me to Confess” “Apple Pie, Poetry, and Wine: The End of Cultivation Is Zhongli” “Celestia's Idol Band: Two Slacking Gods Forced to Debut and Livestream” “Character Awakening: Applying for a Job at a Funeral Home, with the Goal of Burying the Developers” --- An Encounter in Another World --- [The God of Games Sneaks into the Server Room, and Beautiful Girl Azhdaha Makes Her Debut!] [Players Surround the Hoyoverse Office with Knives, and Dawei Is Forced to Dress as a Woman?] --- Savor Every Bite --- Venti: “I saw online that you're really popular. If you go to a restaurant and shout your catchphrase, you'll get more fan enthusiasm and complete Celestia's mission.” Zhongli: “Then what should I say to open?” Venti: “I want to order.” Zhongli walked into the restaurant and said solemnly, “I want to order.” Genshin Impact players nearby turned to look. “Hey, your cosplay is pretty accurate! You even know the memes and Zhongli's lines!” The server asked, “What would you like to order?” Zhongli pondered. The players cheered on the cosplayer: “That anime combo bucket! The Genshin Impact collaboration meal! Come on, say it!” Zhongli: “I'll take everything.” And so all kinds of buckets, snacks, desserts, and drinks were brought over. Venti: “Didn't you forget that we don't have any money...” Thanks to all the lovely readers who support the official version! For more stories, check out the author's profile. Please add the author to your favorites. Message: Reject the rat race and pursue freedom.