[One Piece] The Runaway Captain

That straw-hat-wearing kid is just too cool! He's so cool I don't dare talk to him, meet his eyes, or even stay on the same ship as him. Whenever I see him, I become tongue-tied, break into a cold sweat, get icy hands and feet, and my heart races... "Captain! A red-haired pirate ship ahead!" "Then what are you waiting for? Get us out of here!" And so more and more people discover that the notorious pirate Pa Pa is afraid of Red-Haired Shanks. "Red Hair, what did you do to her before?" "Well... I honestly don't remember a thing." Sigh, how can I get over this mental block and say just one word to him?