Life as a Young Widow in Beika Town

What's this? A preview! Add it to your collection! The neighboring novel, Getting Married by Force? But It's Matsuda with the Curly Hair!, has started! Come see a real wedding hijacking! Days as a Laid-Back Forensic Pathologist in Beika Town is complete. Modern romance: Why Does That Chuunibyou Akashi Have a Crush on Me? and My Secret Spouse Is a Silly Puppy are open for promotion! Once they start, they'll be completed! Danmei: The Beika Town Cafeteria Is Open! Now accepting pre-orders! A purely cozy cooking story! [Updates reliably every day at 9 a.m.~] [The author frequently revises the story. Pirated versions are incomplete, and the author's notes have lots of bonus skits to enjoy. Thank you for supporting the official version.] (This is a ridiculous comedy!!) As soon as Zhong Lu arrived in Beika Town, she was voted the town's most envied woman. Because she had three winning traits: Beautiful Rich Widowed Zhong Lu thought of herself as an utterly ordinary, beautiful young widow. If there was one thing that made her a little less than ordinary, perhaps it was that she'd had two deceased husbands. One was surnamed Furuya, the other Morofushi. Sometimes she lived in the north of Beika Town, and everyone called her Mrs. Furuya. Other times she lived in the south, and everyone called her Mrs. Morofushi. Mrs. Furuya's secret identity was a flower shop owner. She was gentle and warm, smiling at every customer, working during the day and sleeping at night. Mrs. Morofushi's secret identity was a nightlife-loving older woman who got drunk every night. She could open a bottle with one hand and down the whole thing, sleeping through the day and partying all night. Who could imagine that beneath the gentle flower shop girl's long skirts and shirts was a vast, dazzling tattoo? Who could imagine that the queen of the nightclub would be at the flower shop the next morning, breathing in the scent of roses? Playing two roles at once was exhausting. It was even worse when she served a customer named Midorikawa Hikaru at the flower shop, then ran into a rival named Amuro while drinking at the club. Workaholic Tooru said: Ms. Zhong Lu recently became a widow? Great, let's find somewhere to chat tonight. The gentle Midorikawa Hikaru, who was actually the undercover agent Scotland, said: Ms. Zhong Lu recently became a widow? Great, I'll come buy your flowers again tomorrow. Lately, Zhong Lu hadn't been having a very pleasant time, because both of her deceased husbands had come back. - Zhong Lu: I have good news and bad news. Zero & Hikari: The good news? Zhong Lu: I'm your wife. Zero & Hikari: Overcome with happiness (^○^) Zhong Lu: The bad news is... Zero & Hikari: Perking up their ears... Zhong Lu: I'm both your wives. Zero & Hikari: [Frozen] - #About how I can't disguise myself but use my superb acting to maintain secret identities# #Turning a love-triangle battleground into a loving family# *The female lead is maxed out from the start.* *The female lead has more than these two secret identities.* /Midorikawa Hikaru's alias comes from his voice actor./ /Third-person narration/ The characters belong to the original author. Any OOC behavior is mine. Blurb saved on 2022.5.8 - Preview: The 101st Time Matsuda Stole a Bride Fuyuno Kaede is a con artist, a romance scammer who swindles people out of their money and their virtue. Her price on the police department's wanted poster is... 50 yen. Her low price lets her get away with everything. She shouldn't have been on the wanted list in the first place, because nobody had reported her. She'd cheated so many people, but not one victim came forward to testify. They all cried and said she had her reasons, wiping away their tears as they said they weren't good enough for her, weeping in agony and heartbreak until they could barely breathe, and still wishing her a happy next wedding. She only ended up on the wanted list because Officer Matsuda was abusing his authority to get back at her. The only reason she was worth 50 yen was that Officer Matsuda had an ulterior motive. That despicable Matsuda even kept a record of her crimes in a little notebook: first, date people and trick them into giving her gifts; then hold a wedding without registering the marriage; collect the wedding gifts; run off with the money on the wedding night; and pick out the next target to swindle. He had it all right, but there was no evidence. The victims were all on her side, and countless ex-boyfriends joined hands to defend her. So a certain Officer Matsuda started trying every which way to ruin her weddings. "Get a grip!" he exposed her lies at her wedding. "She's a scammer who tricks people into marriage!" "You get a grip!" the groom shouted angrily. "Why are you trying to steal the bride again?!" Damn it! He made up his mind: he'd infiltrate the tiger's den and bring her to justice! The infiltration went smoothly. The ending was tragic. He crashed and burned, in love and in every other way. Fuyuno Kaede ran away right at the wedding. She didn't even wait for their wedding night. Matsuda, dressed in his groom's suit, was devastated. After the wedding, Fuyuno Kaede disappeared without a trace, leaving behind only the tiny 50-yen reward on her wanted poster. After the heartbreak came some good news. His fellow academy graduate Furuya Rei returned from undercover work, but instead of a celebration party, he held a wedding. Matsuda arrived as a groomsman and took one look. Ha. You little scammer. Zero put an arm around him and said cheerfully, "Long time no see! Sit at the table with our old classmates." Matsuda pretended to be cheerful. "No thanks. I'll sit at the table with the ex-boyfriends." But my friend Furuya, the top student at the police academy, you can't let her fool you! Jinpei Matsuda clenched his fist, ready to lay down his life for a noble cause. He decided he really would steal the bride this time! Theme: Work hard to achieve a good life