[Detective Conan/Police Academy/Gundam Wing]

A joke about the police academy squad piloting Gundams. Updates whenever inspiration strikes. When I'm stuck on the story next door, I wander over here for a bit. Though I doubt many people have watched W these days!

Jingguang Hiro = Heero (Scotland and Heero are pretty alike: one committed suicide after a failed undercover mission, the other self-destructed after a failed mission.)

Zero = Relena + Quatre (A refined young nobleman piloting a Gundam with the heroine's script.)

Matsuda = Duo (Because Matsuda and the Deathscythe Gundam go well together?)

Hagiwara = Trowa, and his sister is Catherine (Chihaya Hagiwara).

Date = Wufei, since he has a fiancee, after all (and he's been out of touch with the other four for a long time, which fits the squad leader's character perfectly).

Warnings:

1. Unscientific levels of strength and physical fitness. For details, see Heero jumping from the fiftieth floor and only breaking one leg.

2. There probably won't be much romance, but Jingguang and Zero have Heero's and Relena's scripts, respectively, so I'm tagging them as a couple anyway (Jingguang/Zero/Jingguang).

Theme: It's just a voice-actor joke.