[Detective Conan] I've Already Retired

As an outstanding FBI employee, Chloe Jorgbard was honorably fired because of her catchphrase, "Yeah, sure, whatever," and her lazy personality that loved to argue.

Then, that very day, she picked up a fugitive wanted by the FBI.

When her former colleagues caught up with her and started asking questions, Chloe kept a straight face. "I'm retired. I don't know anything."

When the bewitching, persistent master of disguise tried every trick to get information out of her, Chloe kept a straight face. "I'm retired. I don't know anything."

When the elementary schooler with a shinigami's constitution and the elementary schooler who loved science treated her like a teammate, Chloe kept a straight face. "I'm retired. I don't know anything."

Vermouth: "Darling, did you hit your head so hard that this is the only thing you can say?"

Chloe: "Yeah, sure, whatever."

Vermouth: "..."

Main pairing: Chloe Jorgbard x Vermouth

A contrarian, lazy former FBI agent x the distillery's resident beauty who turns against her own side

Side pairing: Shaogong Qianye x Ai Haibara

An expressionless FBI workaholic x a genius scientist

☆☆☆ Lighthearted comedy.

☆☆☆ I'm writing this for fun. I'll try not to abandon it, but I have no backlog and no outline. It's purely a way to unwind from studying (I have so many Conan ideas, and they're all so hard to choose between).

☆☆☆ The logic is dead. Don't think too hard about it.

☆☆☆ I am sweetness incarnate.

☆☆☆ I am laziness incarnate.

Theme: Lighthearted comedy.