After the demon tide, Lu Fangge found a beautiful little white cat. A lifelong fur fanatic, Lu Fangge fell in love at first sight, and his greatest joy was pinning the kitty against the wall and kissing it.
The kitty struggled, the kitty resisted, the kitty scrambled away, but Lu Fangge mercilessly subdued it every time.
As he kissed it, he complained, "I wonder what I did to offend Senior Brother. Lately he's been making me cultivate every single day. Just seeing him makes me tremble."
The white cat flicked its tail.
Lu Fangge went on complaining, "He never even smiles. No wonder so many people fear him and resent him. Nobody likes him."
The white cat narrowed its eyes and quietly raised a paw.
Just as Lu Fangge was about to get another batch of scratches, he sighed, utterly unaware: "But, you know, I don't think anyone in this world can compare to him."
"His radiance rivals autumn chrysanthemums, his splendor the pines of spring."
"A peerless beauty, just as you'd expect."
The white cat quietly lowered its paw, its tail swaying gently.
Lu Fangge was so attached to the mortal world that he refused to apply himself or ascend, spending every day wandering around with his kitty in his arms. Then one day, the white cat dropped its secret identity right in front of him.
The silver-haired young man raised an eyebrow coolly, and Lu Fangge's vision went black.
I'm screwed. I've said so many awful things about Senior Brother.
Unexpectedly, Senior Brother turned his face slightly and said, "I've been afflicted by a demon spell. To escape this cat form for good, I need to merge my spiritual energy with someone else's."
"For gossiping about Senior Brother behind his back, your punishment is dual cultivation with me."
The top is the top!!! Lu Fangge is the top!! Don't blame me if you get the pairing wrong!!
Theme: You shouldn't talk about people behind their backs, either
