A scheming, innocent-looking, mischievous bottom X a gloomy, low-blood-pressure top whose every ailment is cured by his wife, split into pieces
Li Tiao accidentally becomes a cannon-fodder male supporting character in a quick transmigration bureau. He can only return to the real world by sacrificing himself to cure the protagonists.
Li Tiao: Sure thing~
System: This is the first time I've met a Host so cooperative. It feels great, but somehow something seems off.
A world-weary professor's ECG is nearly flat.
System: Give him a jolt.
Li Tiao, weeping: Go in peace! I got your little brother pregnant. He'll take good care of me and the baby.
The ECG begins to fluctuate. The professor wakes up for a day, recovers over the next two months, and chases Li Tiao for three miles (without catching him).
A young Demon King has fallen into a deep sleep and needs an elf's love to awaken.
System: Give him love.
Elf: You unfilial brat, how can you sleep at your age! *points accusingly.jpg* If you don't get up right now, I'll have another one!
The Demon King rises in a fury.
That's right, give him fatherly love.
His Border Collie deskmate is a total loser with no motivation.
System: Please encourage him to study hard.
The Siamese cat tilts his head: No way, no way, surely someone can't actually fail to get into B University? Even my husky cousin can get in.
The Border Collie feels his intelligence has been insulted, so he studies with renewed determination and climbs to the top of the whole school.
A vampire count is grieving and refusing to eat for the sake of his long-dead beloved.
System: Please get him to eat something.
Human prince: Great! Once the count starves to death, I'll rip out the roses in the castle and plant strawberries! I want to start a farmstay.
The count immediately starts eating and getting into shape, determined to stay alive.
Well, the prince's strawberries are pretty tasty.
A merfolk offered as a sacrifice to the Demon King refuses to weep pearls.
A CEO's kept songbird (a real bird) has never spoken.
System: Host, your methods are so outrageously clever they've knocked my legs out from under me.
Li Tiao: Come on! I'm a genius at this!
[Warning] There's plenty of melodrama, but it's very sweet. Every world, including the main one, has a happy ending.
Theme: All roads lead to Rome