Bored with Reading, I Decided to Drain the Awakened Ones Dry

On How Terrifying a World Without Great Authors Is

Because my first-round self didn't keep their promise of their own accord, my second-round self got dragged in to do the job. In this world starved of good fiction, I'm suffering terribly. The great writers of modern history have all gone off the rails and started fighting, leaving the literary scene utterly barren.

So when I discovered my ability could turn the great writers' powers into books, I went after them without hesitation. It wouldn't have any side effects for them, so I felt no guilt whatsoever.

That's why I was completely baffled when people called me the Absolute Ability Nullifier.

Fine, I admit that taking their powers does have a side effect: they lose their abilities.

Since I targeted so many people, the various factions were all eager to invite me over for a chat (?!)

Help! First-round me, come get me out of here!

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