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★Jiang Xundong accidentally finds Bai Yang, an award-winning actor badly injured while filming.
All he did was give him a little water and stay with him until the ambulance arrived, but Bai Yang insists on repaying him.
As a devoted fan of Bai Yang’s looks, Jiang Xundong agrees to go on one date with him.
He has no idea how Bai Yang interpreted it.
After their “date,” Jiang Xundong spends three days in bed. Furious, he quits being a fan, and changes his Weibo ID to “My Husband Is Dead.”
But half a month later, something feels wrong with Jiang Xundong’s stomach. After panicking, he accepts that he’s pregnant and quickly calms down. It’s not so bad to keep the baby and leave the father behind. Bai Yang is so handsome, their baby is bound to be incredibly cute!
Later, the baby is born. He’s beautiful and cute, and even blows spit bubbles as he calls, “Dada.”
But the baby has pointed ears and nine fluffy tails.
What exactly did he sleep with, and what exactly did he give birth to...
Jiang Xundong plans to take the baby abroad to lie low for a while, and maybe get a master’s degree while he’s at it.
At the airport, Bai Yang suddenly appears out of nowhere. He not only takes the baby, but tries to put a ring on Jiang Xundong’s finger and transfer all his assets to him. He insists he still needs to repay his debt of gratitude, and absolutely must marry him.
Jiang Xundong: But I really don’t want to get married young :)
★Bai Yang is a demon emperor. After committing a transgression, he was punished by the Heavenly Dao and can’t return to the demon realm until he has atoned in the human world.
After repaying his last debt of gratitude, Bai Yang transforms into a white nine-tailed fox and stands atop a snowy mountain, shaking out his shining white fur. He looks down imperiously at the human world below, waiting to go home and resume his carefree life as demon emperor!
But then lightning strikes him once again.
The lightning tells him that he still has debts of gratitude to repay.
And that he has a child.
The lightning is very welcoming: Come back to apply after you’ve repaid all your debts!
Bai Yang: Heh :)
Later, everyone at the international airport sees Bai Yang striding through the crowded terminal, carrying an adorable baby with a pacifier in his left hand and a gorgeous man over his right shoulder.
Someone cautiously approaches and asks who they are.
The usually arrogant award-winning actor stops and smiles slightly. “My spouse and child.”
The entire internet immediately puts on a live demonstration of severe paralysis.
★A friend is baffled. “Bai Yang is handsome, rich, and treats you so well. What could you possibly be unhappy about?”
Jiang Xundong pouts. “He’s too handsome. I really don’t feel secure. And he spends way too much money! I don’t want private islands or yachts or anything, but he insists on buying them. His technique is terrible! Every time, I can’t get out of bed for three days! And he, ”
His friend picks up his phone. “I’m tired. I’ve called the police.”
Jiang Xundong finally murmurs, “He’s so much older than me. I’m scared he’ll die before I do. What will the baby and I do then?”
Bai Yang, who has been eavesdropping, helplessly walks in and gathers the person already sobbing into his arms. He whispers, “Neither of us is going to die. Keep crying, and I’ll have to give you another demonstration of my technique.”
Jiang Xundong immediately shuts up.
Thank you so much!
A beautiful bottom who’s prickly, aloof, and difficult X A nine-tailed fox top who can act like a show-off, flirt shamelessly, and put on a great performance
1. Although the top is a real fox spirit, he’s very virtuous and faithful to his partner.
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Coming soon: After My Crush Caught Me Taking Secret Photos
Blurb:
★After secretly loving Wen Tingxu for three years, Bai Xu decides to take a few photos to remember him by before graduation.
Everything is ready, but through a stroke of sheer bad luck, he makes the most basic mistake: he forgets to turn off the flash.
Wen Tingxu catches him red-handed.
★In a bright cafe, Bai Xu lies face down on the table, pretending to be dead and hoping he can escape the consequences.
Wen Tingxu walks over and taps the table. “Hey, are you taking pictures of me?”
Bai Xu gives an awkward laugh. “Heh, I-I was taking pictures for my younger sister.”
Wen Tingxu takes out his phone. “Give me your sister’s contact information.”
Bai Xu: ???
Wen Tingxu: I’m sending you a lawyer’s letter.
★After waiting three years, Wen Tingxu finally gets the little cat to make the first move, only for him to give Wen Tingxu a second WeChat account.
Wen Tingxu is so furious he laughs.
What else is there to say?
He’ll send a lawyer’s letter.
★When Bai Xu receives Wen Tingxu’s lawyer’s letter, he’s scared out of his wits.
He has no choice but to pretend to be his “younger sister” and apologize to Wen Tingxu.
Things get stranger and stranger, and he doesn’t even know how it happened, but soon:
He’s become Wen Tingxu’s “younger sister,” chatting with him, playing games, and even wearing a wig and Lolita fashion to go on dates with him.
Later, Wen Tingxu takes him to look at houses, says he wants to give him one, and tells him he wants to marry him.
?????
He really doesn’t want to get another lawyer’s letter!
Maybe he should just run away after all.
QAQ
★You’re halfway through dating and want to run?
Wen Tingxu: Then I’ll keep sending lawyer’s letters.
:)
1. As you can tell from the blurb, the top is only using the lawyer’s letters to scare the bottom, hahaha.
2. Contains cross-dressing scenes.
3. The premise is as described. I haven’t decided whether they’ll have a child, and the blurb and title may be adjusted once the story officially starts.
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Coming soon: Who Says It’s Hard to Be a Stand-In?!
Blurb:
★Jiang Shiyi was born and raised in the cold palace. He had never seen anyone else, only his mother, a once-favored concubine who had been cruelly banished to the cold palace. She would periodically lose her mind and spend all day reminiscing about the glory of her past.
Growing up with her words in his ears, Jiang Shiyi developed a very simple worldview:
When you’re born into this world, you have to marry someone powerful and rich.
If they’re not powerful, they have to be rich.
If they’re not even rich,
then you might as well die.
★So when the kingdom fell and he and his mother were released from the cold palace, he was the only surviving prince. When he was offered to the new emperor as a substitute for the former crown prince, Jiang Shiyi was practically moved to tears with joy.
The good life with power and money was finally here!!
What? The former crown prince was the new emperor’s unattainable white moonlight?
And he was just a pitiful stand-in being used by everyone?
Jiang Shiyi is made a high-ranking imperial consort and lies in a luxurious bedchamber built of gold, able to grab a handful of gold ingots to play with whenever he likes. All he has to do is open his mouth, and pretty maids feed him peeled lychees.
You call that pitiful?
Let the poor thing keep living this pitiful life.
Unfortunately, his good days don’t last. The former crown prince turns out to be alive, and he’s come back!
The new emperor is going to marry him and make him empress!
Countless people are waiting to see the miserable fate of Jiang Shiyi, the dissolute stand-in who only knows how to eat, drink, and have fun.
Jiang Shiyi has already made off with all the gold and silver. He takes with him the newly appointed top scholar, who is so smitten with him that he’d die for him and refuses to marry anyone else. Together, they go to Jiangnan and start an even better life, with money and beautiful people.
As long as you have money, you can be the pampered lady wherever you go, right?
★When Yuwen Zheng was still the heir to the Duke of Dingguo, the emperor tried to win him over by offering him the crown prince’s hand in marriage. He refused outright and went to the border.
By the time Yuwen Zheng rebelled and took the throne, somehow rumors had spread that the former crown prince was his unattainable white moonlight, who had once deeply humiliated him.
Unfortunately, the crown prince was dead.
Some busybody dragged the eleventh prince from the cold palace over to curry favor with him.
Yuwen Zheng had a headache. He’d planned to send the boy away right then and there. The eleventh prince had been confined to the cold palace and knew nothing of the world. He could just find him some remote place and make sure he was well fed and comfortable.
Who knew this former eleventh prince would understand everything better than anyone else?
He had one clumsy, childish, ridiculous trick after another for currying favor and fighting for attention. Even being made a high-ranking consort and showered with daily gifts wasn’t enough. He even dared to ask for the empress’s seal. Yuwen Zheng’s headache only got worse, and he considered sending him away.
But the eleventh prince was truly beautiful, and grew more beautiful the more Yuwen Zheng pampered him. When the affairs of state wore him down, looking at that face always brought him a little joy.
Yuwen Zheng wanted to see what else he could come up with.
He never expected Jiang Shiyi to be so audacious as to run away!
Not only did he run, but when Yuwen Zheng found him, Jiang Shiyi had his appointed top scholar in his arms and was calling him his new husband?!
Yuwen Zheng looked again at the baby in Jiang Shiyi’s arms. It was supposedly the child he’d had with the top scholar, but looked exactly like Yuwen Zheng. He sneered:
“Do you think I’m blind? Or stupid?!”
Jiang Shiyi thought, very quietly: Aren’t you?
1. One-on-one romance. The bottom and the top scholar do not get married.
2. The premise is as described. The blurb and title may still be adjusted when the story officially starts~
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Theme: Love is a virtue
"Zi Zi" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ Oh again
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