The Little Plague God Works Hard Every Day to Pursue His Career [Metaphysics]

Immortals must be worshiped by mortals in order to exist. Seeing the God of Fortune getting incense constantly, getting taller and handsomer, and wearing fine clothes and food, the God of Plague, who has never had incense offered to him, is getting smaller and smaller, his clothes are ragged, and he will disappear in a hundred years. Mei Xixi, the little plague god, decided to go down to earth! Do business and collect incense! The first day of working hard to build a career: 5-year-old Mei Xixi, with her short legs, hummed and threw herself into the arms of a kind-hearted uncle: "Uncle, are you willing to worship a god of plague who can bring bad luck to people?" Uncle Mian Shan was silent for a while, then showed a business smile: "Kid, do you want to eat sweets, but your parents won't buy them for you?" So, Mei Xixi was stuffed with a lollipop and sent home respectfully. The Nth day of working hard to build a career: In the cute baby variety show, cute babies from all walks of life show off their talents and specialties. Some people can play the piano, some can draw, and some can make small inventions... When it was Mei Xixi's turn, she was so excited that her face was flushed, and her little voice was shouted: "I can make people miserable!" The audience lamented: Is this child mentally ill? Day N+1 of working hard to build a career: In the metaphysics variety show, Mei Xixi kicked away the evil ghosts with a flying kick, and chopped away the evil spirits with a hand knife. Wherever she passed, all the ghosts surrendered. Countless Taoist masters paid homage to him and sincerely asked: Little Master, how did you master such powerful Taoist spells? Mei Xixi immediately took out an exquisite tablet and enthusiastically promoted: As long as you worship the God of Plague every day, you can have such strong magic power! The Xuanmen boss was full of doubts: Do I look easy to deceive? Many years later, Mei Xixi has won many titles such as "Cute Baby in the World", "Tiekou Zhiduan", "Little Door God to Ward Off Evil", etc., And became famous all over the Internet, but she still didn't receive much incense. Mei Xixi held her face, her bun-like cheeks were softly piled together, and sighed: It's so difficult to have a career! [Screenshot of diary meme on March 22, 2023] Concept: Everyone is a treasure