
The Leader of the Beggars Gang Becomes Famous in the Entertainment Industry
丐帮帮主爆红娱乐圈
by Wen Modong (文墨东)
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- Completed
- Length
- 376k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
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- JJWXC
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Introduction to this article Baitao is the youngest and most talented leader of the Beggar Gang, but he suddenly traveled to modern society and became a black and red flower who was ridiculed by the entire Internet. Netizen: Get out of the entertainment industry! Baitao, an old antique from five hundred years ago, looked at the profession of celebrity with disdain: Just right, actually I don't really want to stay here anymore. Reluctantly being packaged and sent to a rural variety show by her manager, Baitao decided to let herself go based on the principle of just one vote and then run away. As a result, the direction of the program began to go wrong—— A little fresh meat was chased by a big dog and ran away. Baitao used a dog-beating stick method to clear the field directly. Celebrities turned pale after being frightened by wild boars. Baitao chopped off the pig's head and trotters, and a large pot of fragrant whole pig feast was brought to the table. A child in the village was abducted by bad guys. Baitao captured the thief's head with a flying kick and successfully rescued the abducted child. The audience exclaimed: This person is so awesome! Baitao smiled humbly: Poverty made me capable of all decathlons. After finishing the country variety show, Baitao packed his luggage: it was time to quit the entertainment industry. Netizens tried their best to stay: I love you, don't leave! Opponents gnash their teeth: If virtue is not matched, disaster will surely follow. Look, after this poor guy becomes famous, he will definitely buy luxury cars and mansions, show off his wealth everywhere, and cut it off. As a result, after Bai Tao became popular, he returned to his hometown to build greenhouses and industrial parks, leading his fellow villagers to become rich and well-off, and he also won a medal of honor from the country! Passers-by shouted: A star with positive energy is worth chasing for a lifetime! Baitao smiled humbly: It is the duty of the Beggar Clan to help the world. … A certain actor said: In the past, it was you who came to touch me, but now is it too late for me to take the initiative to make an official announcement? A certain top wealthy man put his arms around Baitao's shoulders and said with a smile: This is my wife, what do you do for me? ……………………………… Completed articles: 1. The fantasy "I became a winner in life after focusing on my career [Entertainment Circle]"; 2. The current version "The Invisible Guardian", everyone is welcome to click on the column to take a look! Preliminary articles: 1. Fantasy "The Little Plague God Works Hard Every Day to Make a Cause [Metaphysics]"; 2. Derivative "The Three Kingdoms Begins by Beginning as Liu Bei"; 3. No CP "Get Out!" "Love Brain Fairy King". There are more pre-received articles in the column, you can also check them out! 1. Copywriting of "The Little Plague God Works Hard Every Day to Build a Career [Metaphysics]": Immortals must be worshiped by mortals in order to exist. Seeing the God of Fortune getting incense constantly, getting taller and handsomer, and wearing fine clothes and food, the God of Plague, who has never had incense offered to him, is getting smaller and smaller, his clothes are ragged, and he will disappear in a hundred years. Mei Xixi, the little plague god, decided to go down to earth! Do business and collect incense! The first day of working hard to build a career: 5-year-old Mei Xixi, with her short legs, hummed and threw herself into the arms of a kind-hearted uncle: "Uncle, are you willing to worship a god of plague who can bring bad luck to people?" Uncle Mian Shan was silent for a while, then showed a business smile: "Kid, do you want to eat sweets, but your parents won't buy them for you?" So, Mei Xixi was stuffed with a lollipop and sent home respectfully. The Nth day of working hard to build a career: In the cute baby variety show, cute babies from all walks of life show off their talents and specialties. Some people can play the piano, some can draw, and some can make small inventions... When it was Mei Xixi's turn, she was so excited that her face was flushed, and her little voice was shouted: "I can make people miserable!" The audience lamented: Is this child mentally ill? Day N+1 of working hard to build a career: In the metaphysics variety show, Mei Xixi kicked away the evil ghosts with a flying kick, and chopped away the evil spirits with a hand knife. Wherever she passed, all the ghosts surrendered. Countless Taoist masters paid homage to him and sincerely asked: Little Master, how did you master such powerful Taoist spells? Mei Xixi immediately took out an exquisite tablet and enthusiastically promoted: As long as you worship the God of Plague every day, you can have such strong magic power! The Xuanmen boss was full of doubts: Do I look easy to deceive? Many years later, Mei Xixi has won many titles such as "Cute Baby in the World", "Tiekou Zhiduan", "Little Door God to Ward Off Evil", etc., And became famous all over the Internet, but she still didn't receive much incense. Mei Xixi held her face, her bun-like cheeks were softly piled together, and sighed: It's so difficult to have a career! ………………………………………… 2. Copywriting of "The Three Kingdoms Begins with the Transformation of Liu Bei": When the modern man A Bei found out that he was dressed as Liu Bei from the late Han Dynasty and the Three Kingdoms, his heart was filled with despair. Who is the person who has always failed in starting a business and was beaten by Boss Cao to run away? It's Liu Bei! Who is the person who was over sixty years old and managed to save some money, but was completely burned down by a fire in Yiling in the blink of an eye? It's Liu Bei! Who died tragically in Baidi City and will be listed as a negative example and criticized repeatedly a thousand years later? It's Liu Bei! Liu Bei's life in history seems to be a vivid portrayal of "failure" and "futility". Fortunately, I traveled through time relatively early, and my current body is only fifteen years old. This year, he had just come to study with the great scholar Lu Zhi. This year, his future lifelong enemy Cao Cao had just become the director of the Public Security Bureau of the Northern District of Luoyang City, and Sun Quan, who indirectly sent him to the west, was not even a fertilized egg. Without a system, space, or mall, Abe could only rack his brains to change his destiny step by step, transforming and upgrading the hell script he held in his hand. Therefore, before the three brothers in Taoyuan became sworn brothers, Abe was first pulled into worship by Cao Cao. A Bei calmly said: It's okay, you call me brother, I call you Cao Thief, we both have our own issues. Therefore, before Cao Cao and Sun Ce took action, A Bei first brought Zhang Liao and Tai Shi Ci under his command. Abei smiled: Sorry, if you know the script in advance, you can do whatever you want. As a result, literacy classes, rice paper manufacturing, blast furnace ironmaking, cement calcining... Were implemented one by one, and Abe created a paradise in troubled times. Abei drew out his sword and slowly recited the slogan that had been resounding for eighteen hundred years: Restore the Han Dynasty and return the old capital! ………………………………………… 3. "Get out of here!" "Love Brain Fairy"" Copywriting: In this world of immortality, knowledge is power! Immortals chanting mantras can activate the power of heaven and earth to create supreme wonders! Yu Chaoyue traveled to the world of cultivation and awakened the "Chinese Culture System". As long as she draws the corresponding card, she can recite the corresponding mantra. She can build a boundless waterfall between heaven and earth with just one sentence: "Floating down three thousand feet, like the Milky Way falling from the sky"! She can wipe out her enemies with just one move of "gold and iron horse, swallowing up thousands of miles like a tiger"! Five thousand years of magnificent poetry and the power of thousands of miles of heaven and earth are all in her mouth! Yu Chaoyue felt happy in his heart: Now, wouldn't it be possible to achieve righteousness, rank among the immortals, and reach the pinnacle of life? Then she discovered—— In order to pursue true love, the immortal king here wants to overturn the world and win a beautiful smile; After the fairy here lost her love, she asked the whole world to hold a funeral to comfort her lover's spirit in heaven; In order to please his lover, the Dragon King here wants to cut off the water flow in the three realms and create a celestial waterfall; In order to avoid emotional pain, the flower god here wants the flowers in the human world not to bloom for ten years... What followed was that the people in the world experienced wars, earthquakes, droughts, and famines... Yu Chaoyue sneered: "It's okay if you don't want these thousands of gods and immortals." Many years later, Yu Chaoyue was dressed in black clothes, with a single bun and a wooden hairpin. He was as shabby and simple as dust, but his shot was like lightning, crushing the nine heavens! The immortals were horrified: "Who are you?!" Yu Chaoyue smiled gently: "I'm just an ordinary person with a conscience." Concept: The splendor of life has nothing to do with the amount of wealth
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