I'm Pregnant with Xianzun's Little Dragon Cub [Puishu]

The column "Male widowed sister-in-law dressed as the first assistant" has been opened, welcome to read Copywriting of this article: Xichen is in trouble. He crossed into a BL-oriented group pet cultivation novel, but unfortunately, he didn't dress up as the protagonist who was favored by the group, but became the protagonist's idiot younger brother. The stupidity here does not mean stupidity, the younger junior brother is the kind of stupidity that really knows how to make a fool of himself. The reason why such a fool can become the protagonist Shou's younger brother is because he has the same twin spiritual roots of thunder and fire as the protagonist Shou. The protagonist Shou was unable to form elixirs due to physical problems, and his doting master couldn't bear to see his bumpy road to immortality, so he found this little fool. They use heaven and earth spiritual treasures to support the little fool, just to wait for him to form an elixir, then cut out his golden elixir and give it to the protagonist. When Xichen came through, the golden elixir was ready, and he had been banned. If he didn't take out the golden elixir, he would die. Of course, with the little fool's broken body, he wouldn't be able to live for more than a few days even if he took out the golden elixir. Neither the left nor the right can escape death, so Xichen will simply die, but if he can't survive, he will never make it easier for others :) He destroyed the golden elixir, set fire to the mountain, and stole the master's magic weapon and sold it. At the end of his life, he used the money he sold to live a happy life. During this period, he also met an innocent boy named Xiaohua. Everyone knows that innocent boys are beautiful, but their skills are worrisome, but Xichen is the one who likes pure boys. Afterwards, Xichen happily chose a place to wait for death, but a few days later, not only did he not die, he even looked radiant. He felt something was fishy, so he went to a miracle doctor, who told him: "Your tendons and spiritual roots have been reshaped, and... You are pregnant!" Xichen: "..." He clearly remembers that he is a man! He was so shocked that he made himself a bowl of abortion pills when he returned home. Just as he was about to drink it, a faint cry came from his stomach: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... Daddy, don't abandon me, I will be the best baby dragon!" Xichen's hand shook and the abortion pill fell to the ground. What's more terrifying than a man's pregnancy is that what he's pregnant with is not a human, but a dragon... The Dragon Clan is the most powerful race in the entire world of cultivation. They are born with heavenly cultivation, and all of them have outstanding looks and incredible luck. They are the darlings of the world. But things are often not perfect. The laws of heaven are restrained, and it is extremely difficult for dragons to reproduce. No cubs have been born for thousands of years. There is only one Dragon Clan that is still active in the world of cultivation. The legendary Nanlong Immortal is said to be lonely, arrogant, and violent, and is called crazy by the entire world of cultivation. He has lived for 1,800 years. Xichen: "..." Help! Where is the 18-year-old innocent boy we promised? Note: The protagonist of this article does not have any intellectual problems. He was pretending to be stupid in the early stages of time travel. "The Male Widow's Widow Dressed as the First Assistant" In the fourth year of becoming a food blogger, Jiang Huaiqing, who has superb cooking skills, unexpectedly became popular. Just when he thought he would finally get rich after all his hardships, his foot slipped and he was unlucky enough to wear the book. He entered a book about Long Aotian's counterattack. Long Aotian usually has a miserable experience of becoming a black man, and this book is no exception. The male protagonist comes from a wealthy family and is talented. He was originally a proud man with an unlimited future, but due to a conspiracy, he became lame. Not to mention, his parents and brother also died in the assassination. The male protagonist lost his parents and brother and completely turned into a black man. In order to take revenge, he dragged his lame leg and bleeds blood, gritting his teeth and climbed up to the court. After turning into a black man, the male protagonist has vicious thoughts and ruthless methods. In just ten years, he sat on the throne of chief minister and invaded the government and the public. Jiang Huaiqing felt that although the male protagonist was a cripple, he was in a high position and very rich. It would not be a loss if he really dressed up as the male protagonist. But it's a pity that he didn't dress up as the hero, but as the hero's widowed sister-in-law╯□╰ It's okay to be forced to become a brother who can give birth to children, but the key point is that this male widow is still a vicious cannon fodder who will not die a happy death! As soon as the male widowed sister-in-law entered the house, the hero's brother died. Seeing this, the male widowed sister-in-law simply took away the only two taels of silver left in the family and ran away. The behavior of the male widower's sister-in-law led to the death of the male protagonist's mother. The male protagonist is determined to retaliate. After gaining the rights, he immediately finds the male widowed sister-in-law and cuts her into five pieces. Recalling the bloody ending of the male widowed sister-in-law in the book, and looking down at the innocent and pitiful male protagonist sitting in a wheelchair, Jiang Huaiqing silently picked up the spatula and began to make money to support his family. Hum hum, why would he covet those two taels of silver if he didn't hug such a big man? At this time, the male protagonist's mother is not dead yet, and the male protagonist who has not lost all his relatives is still just a pitiful little arrogant person who has not had time to become evil. Jiang Huaiqing had thought about it. He wanted to take advantage of the male protagonist before he turned dark, and as a virtuous widower, he would hug the golden thigh of the male protagonist tightly! In order to ensure the stability of Jin's thigh, Jiang Huaiqing was very attentive and attentive, almost treating his brother-in-law as his own son. I just don't know if there was any mistake in the operation. Gradually, the poor male protagonist looked at him more and more strangely. Jiang Huaiqing thought that the male protagonist saw through his little idea of ​​hugging his thigh, and quickly found an excuse to get married and ran away, but the male protagonist caught him halfway. The always obedient male protagonist in front of him caressed his face with a sinister expression, and whispered dangerously in his ear: "Since my sister-in-law wants to get married, why not marry Chao Jin? Is it because she thinks Chao Jin is lame?" ? ? ? Jiang Huaiqing was shocked, why do you have two faces, you poor little thing! Also, I regard you as my son, how can you regard me as your wife! Motto: Don't give in when encountering difficulties