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Copy of this article: As a straight man, Lu Shi never dreamed that he would slip into a beautiful article about the entertainment group's favorites and become a cannon fodder little bitch who exists to highlight the protagonist's beautiful qualities!
The little sissy is jealous of everything the protagonist Shou has, so she just tries to frame him everywhere, and actually wants to give the protagonist Shou a powerful X-drug.
However, stealing the chicken will end up losing the rice, and by some strange combination of circumstances, the little girl took the medicine herself.
The little sissy was thrown to an uninhabited island and was unable to detoxify, so she eventually exploded and died.
As soon as he arrived on the road, he was faced with the fate of dying from an explosion. In order to survive, he gritted his teeth and got up and tried to find someone, and actually found a beautiful woman on the isolated island!
The beauty seems to be experiencing the same pain as him, so it is perfect for the two of them to help each other and detoxify together.
It's just... This beauty is a man!
When I was a straight man growing up, I said: "Heaven is going to kill me!"
Lu Shi struggled for three seconds between dying due to a D explosion and violating his sexual orientation, and finally decided to reluctantly violate his sexual orientation just once in order to survive.
Afterwards, Lu Shi comforted himself that as long as no one knew, he was still a straight man, so he just pretended that he was bitten by a dog that night.
Three months later, Lu Shi touched his slightly bulging belly and continued to comfort himself. He was a man, how could he be pregnant? He had just gained weight.
Three months later, Lu Shi looked at the eighteen eggs he had laid, and continued to comfort... What a comfort!
Lu Shi was completely broken down. He was a straight man. Forget about giving birth to a baby, but forget about having a baby of eighteen babies. Eighteen babies were not even human beings!
He angrily found a certain ruthless villain in this article, grabbed him by the collar and roared: "What the hell did you become!? Change back!"
A certain villain octopus: shy?, My wife really likes me, she can't wait to see my prototype~~
A cold-blooded tyrant in front of others, a big-brained octopus attack in front of others, a straight man with 18 children and fried hair
A sweet story, no swordsmanship, the protagonists are all comedians
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"Please take back your tentacles [Entertainment Circle]"
Qiao Cheng is a young man covered in dirty stuff. One day, he was so lucky that he suddenly got the opportunity to shoot a same-sex movie with the best actor Jiang Li.
Jiang Li, who was rumored to be harsh and unkind, just held his nose and made a request to him: "Except for filming, I hope you don't get too close to me."
Qiao Cheng thought about the recent gay scandal on his body and thought that Jiang Li was a straight man. He was worried that he would be entangled with him, the "Midnight Fierce Zero" spread on the Internet.
Until one day, he accidentally broke into Jiang Li's room.
When he saw a tentacle monster squatting in Jiang Li's room that was hugging his underwear and sucking wildly, he realized that Jiang Li was not a straight man, but a perverted tentacle monster! ! !
When they first met, the most common thing Qiao Cheng said to Jiang Li was: "Teacher, can I get closer to you?"
Later, what Qiao Cheng said the most to Jiang Li was: "Teacher, can you please take back your tentacles?"
It's probably a light-hearted sweet story about counterattacks and romance.
Purpose: Live out of yourself
