How Exhausting Can the Man Be in a Crematorium Romance? [Quick Transmigration]

The scum top Yu Dongyi was heartless after getting what he wanted, and hurt countless protagonists who were bottoms.

He cut open his immortal master’s abdomen and took his spiritual core, abandoned the CEO at his lowest point, and dumped his devoted wife after passing the imperial exams...

He thought the bottoms he'd hurt had all been ruined. But after getting another chance at life, Yu Dongyi was astonished to discover that...

The Immortal Venerable, whose cultivation had been completely destroyed, had gone mad and become the ruler of demons and monsters.

The debt-ridden CEO entered show business and rose to the top as a Best Actor.

The devoted husband, cast out by his family, went to war and became an enemy nation's general.

Yu Dongyi: "..."

My wives are doing this well without me. I couldn't be happier.

Yu Dongyi had no intention of reconnecting with his old lovers. He'd treated them so horribly back then that he was lucky if the protagonists didn't come after him for revenge.

So he started living quietly under an assumed name.

For example, stealing erotic phoenix stories in the cultivation world, working as an extra at Hengdian, and doing nothing but sunning books at a thatched-grass academy.

But though he didn't seek them out, those people came looking for him!

Former Immortal Lord, current Demon Venerable: "My disciple, you took my spiritual core and forced me off a cliff back then. Master knows you had your reasons."

Best Actor: "The person who loves me isn't you. When will you let him out?"

Enemy General: "Back then, I wasn't strong enough. Now that you've returned, the day we breach the city gates will be the day I take you into my household."

Yu Dongyi, unable to get away from them: "..."

I'm really just trash. Could you please stop picking up litter?

A laid-back, theatrical top vs. a bottom with poor eyesight, split into multiple personalities

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Story arcs:

1. Imperial General: The devoted husband cast out by his family

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2. Split-Personality Best Actor: A naive little white flower with a big bust and a tendency to cry uncontrollably

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3. Demon Lord Master: Fluffy fur and forced love

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Theme: Face the abyss without fear, gaze upon the high cliffs without hesitation. Even when trapped, live freely and boldly, and smile at the heavens.