The Metaphysics Master Holds the Cannon Fodder Script [Quick Transmigration]

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The metaphysics master Lin Xi has terrible luck and gets bound to an unreliable System. He travels to three thousand small worlds to play cannon fodder. All he has to do is follow the plot, lie flat, and wait to die.

He has the plot in hand, though it has been rewritten by all kinds of "transmigrators," "reborn people," and "comeback kings."

The cannon fodder Lin Xi reads his fortune and says, "I can still scrape by."

◆ [Reborn as the doomed young heir in a wealthy-family marriage-of-convenience melodrama.]

According to the script, the Host just has to obediently wait for the scumbag and his friend to come over and trick him into signing over his shares, then lie flat until he's kidnapped and killed. But Lin Xi goes out for a stroll and comes back with an amnesiac ghost.

-- And then --

The System watches as the scumbag kneels and sobs, begging the Host for forgiveness, while the blessed protagonist of the world clings to his Host, asking for cuddles.

Some powerful man: You saved my life. Of course I'll repay you with myself.

◆ [Reborn as an actor hated by the entire internet in a showbiz novel.]

According to the script, the Host just has to wait a few more days, act out the scene where "the Best Actor announces his retirement at a press conference and then dies by suicide after falling into depression," and then exit the story. But Lin Xi goes out for a stroll and comes back with an injured cat.

-- And then --

Famous director: Master Lin, could you calculate the best time to start filming?

Famous investor: Best Actor Lin, which of these scripts do you think will be a hit?

The domineering CEO who turns into a cat every night: I had someone read my fortune. The fortune-teller said my destiny is missing you.

◆ [Reborn as the Omega prince framed in a sweet interstellar romance.]

According to the script, the Host will soon become a meal for the Zerg and be thoroughly written off as cannon fodder. It's an easy way to earn points by doing nothing. But Lin Xi kills the Zerg with a single sword strike, then gets carried off by the marshal's spirit form.

-- And then --

Ordinary citizens: Is the royal family blind? Why aren't they spoiling him rotten?

The various legions: This is the Omega whose mental strength was publicly rated at only B+?

The disabled marshal smiles bloodthirstily: You can only be mine.

◆◆◆ Reader's Guide ◆◆◆

1. One-on-one romance. Beautiful, delicate, universally adored bottom VS an overthinking top who wins himself over.

2. All the small worlds have happy endings.

3. This work is entirely fictional. Please don't apply it to real life or engage in superstition. Believe in science.

-- More sweet treats in my author's collection --

Upcoming Quick Transmigration novels: "Pretty Cannon Fodder Lies Flat Online" and "The Delicate Cannon Fodder Keeps Breaking the Plot."

Completed Quick Transmigration novels: "When a Big Shot Becomes Cannon Fodder," "After Becoming a Villain, I Became the Beloved of Everyone," and "The Male Supporting Character Is the Real Beauty."

◆ [Next novel: "Pretty Cannon Fodder Lies Flat Online [Quick Transmigration]". Please add it to your collection!]

After the sword cultivator Lin Xinghe dies and gets bound to a System, he discovers that he's just a nameless cannon fodder in a xianxia novel, whose entire sect is doomed to be wiped out.

If all his exhausting training and endless cultivation can't beat an ending already written into the plot, he might as well lie flat.

Cannon Fodder Comeback System: "Host, I believe you're more than just a pretty face."

Lin Xinghe: "No, I'm not."

-- Hah. I wanted to rely on my strength before, but you wouldn't let me. Now I just want to rely on my looks, and you won't let me do that either. What's your problem?

The story of a slacking cannon-fodder Host who turns things around by lying flat!

-- Universally adored bottom VS obsessive, unhinged top --

#Skits#

◆ [A pretty-boy cannon-fodder celebrity who frames the protagonist in a showbiz novel]

System: Stand up for the protagonist when he's caught up in a scandal and speak out on his behalf. That's the first step to turning your fate around.

Lin Xinghe: Heh, you're absolutely right.

Then he immediately posts the protagonist's dirt on Weibo and buys trending searches, determined to ruin the Best Actor's reputation for good and never let him recover. He absolutely refuses to do anything that might make the protagonist like him more, and lies around like a lazy fish, waiting to be written off as cannon fodder.

#Shocking! Best Actor Gu Qingmeng Threw His Weight Around on Set and Bullied a Newcomer#

The System is stunned and waits for Lin Xinghe to get exposed by the protagonist's fans. But it waits and waits, only to see the protagonist pull him into his arms like an obsessive lover, pin his hands down, and demand that they follow each other on Weibo.

"A bedful of dreams presses down the Star River. Be good and call me husband."

(Lin Xinghe: Damn, now there's another scandal about the Best Actor being illiterate.)

◆ [A greedy cannon-fodder fiance who despises the protagonist in an interstellar novel]

System: Support the protagonist financially and otherwise when he's badly injured, stay by his side and take care of him. That's the first step to turning your fate around.

Lin Xinghe: Mm-hmm, that's a great idea.

Then he immediately summons servants to throw the badly injured protagonist out of the mansion and contacts the Imperial Laboratory to come collect the body.

"If you're going to die, don't do it in front of me."

The System is exhausted. It waits for the protagonist to return at the height of his powers and take revenge on Lin Xinghe. But it waits and waits, until the protagonist caters to Lin Xinghe's tastes, offers him a planet as a betrothal gift, and kneels on one knee to ask for his hand:

"The Star River is all I yearn for, but even the Star River is nothing beside you."

◆ [A vicious cannon-fodder prince who bullies the protagonist in an ancient setting]

System: Show the protagonist kindness and help him when he's at his most helpless. Give him warmth. That's the first step to turning your fate around.

Lin Xinghe: Mm-hmm, you're right about everything.

Then he turns around and kicks the protagonist, who's about to be sent away as a hostage, to the ground. Barefoot, he stamps hard on the protagonist's hand, hooks a slender, pale finger under his chin, and roughly wipes away the tear on his cheek. His watery eyes brim with disgust as he taunts him:

"What a coward. All you know how to do is cry."

The System gives up and waits for Lin Xinghe to become cannon fodder. But it waits and waits, only for the protagonist to treasure him like a rare gem, pin him down until he cries, and whisper sweet words of love in his ear:

"I will make you my sovereign and give you my kingdom."

◆ [A cannon-fodder boyfriend who betrays the protagonist in an apocalypse novel] Zombie King top VS timid, cowardly bottom

◆ [A fake young master who bullies the protagonist in a wealthy-family novel] Real young master top VS fake young master bottom

After witnessing Lin Xinghe use his beautiful face and unintentional flirtation, along with his laid-back attitude, to drive the protagonists of every world into a frenzy, crawling at his feet and willingly offering him everything, the System finally shuts its mouth.

Lin Xinghe: There, now it's quiet. Let me lie down a little longer.

The protagonist presses close: As you wish...

Theme: Work hard and enjoy life!